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My dog has a problem?

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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
so i got my dog from the pound about 6 weeks ago and he's really cool and funny and handsome and whatever but for some reason his hands are SUPER greasy. like, it's weird. i wake up in the morning and when i hold his hand i feels like he dipped it in bacon grease.

there's nothing for him to dip his hands into in my house at all...i'll take a towel and wipe his hands off and they're fine for awhile but then without in few hours they're just super, super greasy again.

does anyone know what could be causing this? i definitely did try google so don't jump on my shit for that. i just don't know if i should take him to the vet. it's starting to get gross and annoying to have greasy dog handprints all over my place.
13 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you should get him checked out asap! i've never seen a dog with hands in my entire life !


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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,411
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
put it down.
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Basement.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 59
sorry english isn't my first language. his feet, whatever i don't know. they are his front ones and his back ones though?
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
for future reference... its paws. dogs have paws.
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
it's pawsible your dog has aids
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ball
Posts: 48 - Karma: 5
Ya, I'm pretty pawsitive you should get him checked by a vet.
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
I think he may be handicapped
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,890
he must be from auburn or renton. make him socks.
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
animal troll?
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Just get him to wash his hands after he eats chicken wings
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
I appreciate you even if no one else does
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Maybe your dog has down syndrome? Click for larger image
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
Hahahahhaha
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,411
bump for silliness of thread
13 years ago
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seward
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I've solved the case. You are unaware that you have sexsomnia and a bestiality fetish. Every night when you go to sleep, you unconsciously lube up your dogs feet and make love to it until you awake.
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I've solved the case. You are unaware that you have sexsomnia and a bestiality fetish. Every night when you go to sleep, you unconsciously lube up your dogs feet and make love to it until you awake.
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*ninja*
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hahahaha /\/\/\/\/\\/\3 comments up
13 years ago
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TOK
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 2,549
this tread is sad i feel bad for the dog with greasy hands. take him to the vet.
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Not that funny
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