A spokesperson for the infamous Jonny Malibu, crusher of so many hearts, announced today the introduction of his own clothing line. It will focus mainly on undergarmets for women and crotchelss outerwear for men. The mens line will be marketed as the 'Jonny Exposed' line. The womens line is yet to be named but Jonny was heard telling Big Tim at a charity event that the both lines of clothing are made exlcusively from Canadian beaver pelts and that 'its all snatchural!'
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