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Dumbest Claims people make over the Internet

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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Most common ones I can think of are getting pussy, calling others 12 years old, and being extremely wealthy. Not sure why people make these dumbass claims since there is usually no way to prove them to be true
What are some other ones you see all time?
Jan 18 2013 5:25PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
because no one can disprove them?

Jan 18 2013 5:54PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
society is a growing cess-pool of egotistical automated individuals basing their experiences and success off internet notoriety when in fact they might as well be dead.
Jan 18 2013 6:02PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
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No but really I smoked weed this one time and hallucinated and saw jeebus /claim
Oh and I also turned gay /claim
Jan 18 2013 6:05PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
OP HAS FULL BLOWN AIDS
Jan 18 2013 6:07PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
FULL FUCKING BLOWN
Jan 18 2013 6:09PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
OP HAS SUPER AIDS
Jan 18 2013 6:10PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
OP: you didnt even post claims.. you posted insults..

claims I think are dumb are the classic "first"
even stupider is when people follow up with "second" or "third."
Jan 18 2013 6:12PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I have tons of money, my own helicopter, a lambo, and own 6 tigers.
Jan 18 2013 6:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
aids is not a JOKE you fucking ASS HOLE. my mother's daughter's sister's uncle's niece died from aids.
Jan 18 2013 6:14PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
Posts: 270 - Karma: 121
ahahahahahahaha

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profit

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Im just going to post this pic in every thread. lol
Jan 18 2013 6:15PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
So your cousin?
Jan 18 2013 6:16PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I farted in my hand once and a unicorn appeared.

/claim
Jan 18 2013 6:16PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
no that'd be me since i don't have a sister
Jan 18 2013 6:17PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
that awkward moment when you realize you have AIDS.


"THEY TOLD ME MY MOTHERS DAUGHTERS SISTERS UNCLES NIECE HAD AIDS! I HAD NO IDEA!"
Jan 18 2013 6:19PM
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CockSlap
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11

but...

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Jan 18 2013 6:22PM
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CockSlap
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11

but...

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Jan 18 2013 6:22PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I'm three posts away from 5,000 now.
Jan 18 2013 6:22PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
gnar gnar icon bruddah
Jan 18 2013 6:23PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
you're following me around...
Jan 18 2013 6:23PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW OP GOT AIDS
Jan 18 2013 6:26PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
claiming that youve never made a false claim on the internet
Jan 18 2013 6:27PM
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CockSlap
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
Thanks friend
Jan 18 2013 6:27PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
getting pussy is an insult?
Jan 18 2013 6:39PM
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MittensFoDayze
Posts: 250 - Karma: 16
My dad can kick your dads ass.
Jan 18 2013 6:42PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
that claim when when people make assumptions of other people who are claiming.
Jan 18 2013 6:42PM
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panojibber.
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 683
Bro, weed doesn't even make you hallucinate.
Have you ever tried lysergic acid diethylamide? You probably don't even know what that is.
I take sooo many drugs.
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Jan 18 2013 6:52PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
"I have a girlfriend" manti te o
Jan 18 2013 7:01PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
my b. I read it as you are a pussy, you are 12 years old ect ect..
Jan 18 2013 7:05PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
actually weed does have hallucinogenic properties /claim
Jan 18 2013 7:22PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
I'm rich, have a hot girlfriend who I cheat on, and sell drugs.
Jan 18 2013 7:25PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132

I'm the best skier on the mountain.

Oh, wait...

Jan 18 2013 7:54PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I caught Zapdos on Route 4/claim
Jan 18 2013 7:55PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I am happy to say that I never have made a claim on the internet

heuheu
Jan 18 2013 7:58PM
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Filmore
Posts: 460 - Karma: 861
I lift
Jan 19 2013 11:26AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I lift more. I also gift, thrift, sift, rift and shift like a cray mofo.
Jan 19 2013 11:30AM
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ChungBol
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 34
My wiener is covered in red color fuzz and it feels just like moss
Jan 19 2013 11:40AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Anything regarding to wealth.
Jan 19 2013 11:43AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
its funny when people claim how good they are at a video game that takes nothing but time to get through or accomplish anything at.
Jan 19 2013 11:50AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Anybody who claims anything about games being difficult should first play Ninja Gaiden, Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos or Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom.

They will go in fetal mode and cry after less then 3 minutes of playing time.
Jan 19 2013 11:56AM
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CockSlap
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
Its true. Dis boi fucked my cousin for like a month she said its mad furry
Jan 19 2013 8:29PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
42ND!

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Jan 19 2013 8:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,759
How is that a claim you stupid fucking 12 year old.
Jan 19 2013 8:35PM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
All it takes is time to get good at pretty much anything.
Jan 19 2013 8:35PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,759
What about all the people who watch tv non stop so they can live vicariously through the fictional characters that live on their entertainment center.



Jan 19 2013 8:37PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I met jesus /claim
Jan 19 2013 9:45PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
^nope
Jan 19 2013 9:57PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
^yes
Jan 19 2013 10:01PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
aka 90 percent of society. most people nowadays just live vicariously through others. like people do shit and party for the sole purpose of plastering it all over facebook.

i don't watch tv really
Jan 19 2013 11:58PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Hey it's probly happened
Jan 20 2013 12:05AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Second page claim
Jan 20 2013 12:06AM
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