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Fuck bitches, get money

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Anathema
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is it "have sex with women and make money"?

or

is it more "forget about women. fuck 'em. go and save your money instead"..

Jan 18 2013 4:09PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 355
definitely option numero uno.
what fun is life without sexual intercourse ?
Jan 18 2013 4:17PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I've always wondered about this.
Jan 18 2013 4:17PM
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BrewskiJr
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The first one
Jan 18 2013 4:18PM
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abathinggrape
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Number one. why not do both?
Jan 18 2013 4:19PM
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Caspaaa
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i have a feeling you and I would get along very well.
Jan 18 2013 4:20PM
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TRASHY.
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i have a feeling i'd get along very well with just about every male on this website, give or take a few

Jan 18 2013 4:25PM
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Backyard.Skier
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I'm #1
Jan 18 2013 4:26PM
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Randy_Quench
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bitch, Smitty Werben Man Jensen is #1.
Jan 18 2013 4:30PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
that means this meme has been wrong the whole time :o

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first one makes more sense to me though
Jan 18 2013 4:43PM
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Caspaaa
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depends on if you're satisfied with 10-15 year olds or not
Jan 18 2013 4:44PM
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Batman.
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your mother was #1 last time i checked.
Jan 18 2013 4:46PM
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TRASHY.
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I am not, however they would still all think we'd get along well.
Jan 18 2013 4:52PM
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Caspaaa
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well good thing i'm not included in that then.
Jan 18 2013 5:00PM
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Stickity
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your mom was #2 on my list of dead people i've had sex with. guess who #1 was.
Jan 18 2013 5:02PM
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Spinoza
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Did you know that your sig in old posts doesn't get updated when you change it? So your days skied count will be wrong if you update it but old posts are still in relevant threads.
Just sayin
Jan 18 2013 5:06PM
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Caspaaa
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yes I am aware of this haha

still nice to keep a count somewhere ya know?
Jan 18 2013 5:07PM
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act.resist
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my hypothesis:

If you meaninglessly engage in intercourse with women you then are in turn disregarding them.
Jan 18 2013 5:08PM
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Batman.
Posts: 364 - Karma: 85
probably your father

do you look like this by any chance?

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Jan 18 2013 5:09PM
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Randy_Quench
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I murdered both your parents in front of you that night.
Jan 18 2013 5:11PM
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Caspaaa
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false because in the act of sexual intercourse you are in fact, regarding them, as they are present and you are engaging in sexual intercourse with them.

you could not possibly regard a woman more than whilst you are having sex with her.

my hypothesis: unlike Trashy, above, i have a feeling you and i would not get along very well.
Jan 18 2013 5:13PM
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Batman.
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you clearly do not understand my post.

but no, you did not, those were just the decoys.

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Jan 18 2013 5:16PM
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Casey
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 24,862
Well cross referencing this with 2pacs, money over bitches. (MoB) i think its the second.
Jan 18 2013 5:19PM
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Spinoza
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yeah i guess as long as you keep it updated, its a pretty safe way to keep it accurate. easy to check back on.

im at 4 lol. and 4/4 on blue gatorades, im hoping for a perfect season
Jan 18 2013 5:28PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hahahahahaha +k

that episode is legitimately funny to watch, while usually spongebob episodes are only funny when you think back on them.

@Caspaaa - what chu kno bout me?
Jan 18 2013 5:29PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
well I know you must not participate in meaningless sex very often, I know you watched Spongebob growing up, and I know that you probably like pokemon considering your icon is pikachu.

also, you must like raspberries too. oh and you're probably hungover right now based on a post i just read in another thread.

WHAT CHU KNO BOUT ME THO?!


oh and Spinoza your blue gatorade comment has me thoroughly confused.
Jan 18 2013 5:35PM
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Stickity
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but did you know we're brothers?
Jan 18 2013 5:37PM
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Batman.
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of course, brother in law!

cause i fucked your sister and now I'm married to her.
Jan 18 2013 5:40PM
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act.resist
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how do you know that? i stated that the comment meant that meaningless sex with women = disregarding them. that doesnt mean i dont partake in said act.

In fact,

everything in your statement is incorrect besides that i like raspberries and pokemon. I still watch spongebob.

Lawyer'd

I know that you probably liked casper the friendly ghost growing up and that you partake in meaningless sex. 
Jan 18 2013 5:41PM
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Stickity
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i'm sorry
Jan 18 2013 5:44PM
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Petey.
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Hello, friend!
Jan 18 2013 5:46PM
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Caspaaa
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it was implied. and in fact, i was correct because when you stated "i still watch spongebob" that confirms that you watched spongebob growing up, which is what i had said ;)

fun fact, i have never seen any movie or cartoon in which Casper the friendly ghost was involved. i chose the icon of Casper to go along with my username of Caspaaa - referring to a sample used in the dubstep artist Caspa's remix of the song "Cockney Thug" by Rusko in which he, apparently while high, states "the bitches all love me cause i'm fucking Caspaaa, fucking shit yo". this quote, while seemingly arrogant and self-centered, actually brings back certain valued memories of mine that involve close friends and good times.

and i may or may not partake in meaningless sex. that's for me to know and for you to find out
Jan 18 2013 5:48PM
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act.resist
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casper the friendly ghost was pretty cool though, i watched it frequently as a child.
Jan 18 2013 5:50PM
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Caspaaa
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i've heard about it, he seems like a pretty dope ghost
Jan 18 2013 5:52PM
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Randy_Quench
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hahaha I listened to that song strictly for that quote.
me and my friends would be half in the bag blurting out "cause im fucking caspaaaaaaa!"
good times. good times..

only video of just that quote that I could find. ignore the jailbait.

Jan 18 2013 6:02PM
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Caspaaa
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haha yes dude, so fucking good. video was weird as fuck thoo

this is the one i'm referring to haha


Jan 18 2013 6:06PM
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Randy_Quench
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I know the song haha. Its somewhat annoying to listen to now. But I did enjoy it for quite a while.
Jan 18 2013 6:10PM
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Caspaaa
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Indeed. I've grown out of my brostep phase.
Jan 18 2013 6:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Thats all you played for a while. The you went through your borgore phase...
Jan 18 2013 6:21PM
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Randy_Quench
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like caspaaa, I am through the dubstep phase. shits just noise now..
Jan 18 2013 6:22PM
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Caspaaa
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oh god no. borgore, skrillex, and countless of the other brostep-born artists are just trash....
Jan 18 2013 6:23PM
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