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If someone from the 1950's suddenly appeared today, how would you explain life today in 2 sentences?

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Royal-bamboo
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title says it all folks.
Jan 17 2013 11:56PM
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BrewskiJr
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Douchebags.. Many, many douchebags.
Jan 17 2013 11:57PM
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Royal-bamboo
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Jan 18 2013 12:00AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Go home you commie bastards.Just kidding, try this meth!
Jan 18 2013 12:01AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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We have access to every piece of information ever created


and we use it to look at cats
Jan 18 2013 12:02AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Everyone has this device in their pocket that can instantly access any piece of information known to man kind. They use it to look at pictures of cats and play word games.
Jan 18 2013 12:02AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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god damn it. that's the second time tonight that I've been bested by a matter of seconds. i. fucking. lose.
Jan 18 2013 12:04AM
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Sno.
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Half of the humans you see are robots. Some cats and dogs can now speak English.

you know..just to fuck with them.

Jan 18 2013 12:04AM
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Sno.
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hahaha
Jan 18 2013 12:05AM
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Alex.W
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Sounds pretty spot on. Cheers to that!



My input:

Most people are part of the system and live to work. Those who work to live (and do live instead of being afraid of new experiences) are frequently cast under society's blanket word of "unsuccessful"
Jan 18 2013 12:05AM
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Royal-bamboo
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Jan 18 2013 12:05AM
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theBearJew
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not so fast clever man... not so fast..
Jan 18 2013 12:06AM
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howlongcanausern
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oh look, another repost from reddit
Jan 18 2013 12:07AM
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ChungBol
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Imagine how pissed the person would be cause we got a blck president lmfaooo. Tht white boy from 1950 wuld be flipping the F out lmao
Jan 18 2013 12:07AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Haha dude you actually got the quote right, your a winner in my book

Where did I hear this in the first place?
Jan 18 2013 12:08AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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hey i never claimed it was mine....just a pretty spot on response. looks like i fucked up the last piece though.
Jan 18 2013 12:09AM
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Dirty_Bit
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Fucked up.
Jan 18 2013 12:10AM
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Dirty_Bit
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run... now!
Jan 18 2013 12:11AM
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XtRemE11
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Our entire country lost its balls, evryones a gigantic pussy. And we have this cool ability to go to the moon n shit but we dont really feel like it.

Oh, and the government will pay you not to work.
Jan 18 2013 12:21AM
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grapejuice3000+
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pee. in my butt.
Jan 18 2013 12:22AM
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Royal-bamboo
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i mean that pretty much sums it up
Jan 18 2013 12:24AM
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theBearJew
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tis true. I was going to quote it if you didnt. And I was not going to say where I got it from.
Jan 18 2013 1:03AM
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CluckaChuck
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I just laughed so hard reading that.
Jan 18 2013 1:39AM
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Dubins
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Remember when you built America and fought to save the world? Well....sorry
Jan 18 2013 1:42AM
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Dubins
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But you can't just beat their asses anymore....
Jan 18 2013 1:51AM
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newnewschool
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If it was a guy I would say: The question of intelligence has become falsified under the impression/illusion that the generation you belonged to created a free and equal domain in which to live happily. However in truth our generation's happiness and intelligence can only be determined by what will soon happen, not by what is expected of us by our elders, such as yourself.

And to a girl, I would say something about female gender role stuff, and peeing in her butt.
Jan 18 2013 2:00AM
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deleted5
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fucked
Jan 18 2013 2:01AM
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Kirsakid
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Welcome to the future you don't need to fear weed as it no longer causes women to want to fuck blacks which is a good thing because you are going to be smoking a lot because the world is fucked.
Jan 18 2013 2:05AM
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Fonzy.
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Good luck just describing the internet...

Jan 18 2013 2:16AM
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Mtougas
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Bieber = new age jesus
internet = the new age social life without actually coming in contact with anyone + cat vids of course
Jan 18 2013 10:14AM
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Bakeshow
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We have been overrun by trolls. Fly, you fools.
Jan 18 2013 10:17AM
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imakestickerz
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do any of you realize that people from the 50s are still alive?
Jan 18 2013 10:20AM
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theblackrod
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Reddit says it all...
Jan 18 2013 10:29AM
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987321654hgfd
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This place is fucked. You should go back as soon as you can.
Jan 18 2013 10:35AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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SHIT MOVES FAST AROUND THESE TIMES, HOLD YOUR COCK AND GET READY FOR THE EXPLOSION THAT IS THE TWENTYTEENS.
Jan 18 2013 10:45AM
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fujarome
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I'm not sure that anyone who says "We screwed up the planet" realizes that the '50s weren't so great.

I mean, as enjoyable as it would be have 40 years of having a high risk of nuclear Armageddon in front of you, and already lingering, I'd take this era.



...not to mention that the reason things are the way they are is because of generations from that era.
Jan 18 2013 10:50AM
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NotGhood
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Hit the nail on the head with that one.

I would say "everyone is stupid now and the world doesn't function as a whole, go back - we dun fucked up."
Jan 18 2013 11:19AM
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Anathema
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technological advances will blow your mind, but sadly they have taken over our culture. information has become so accessible and communication has become so easy that people don't have to leave their houses anymore to stay up to date and in touch with the rest of the world and it's turned us into lazy, cowardly, self-indulgent, depressing creatures who pride ourselves on instant-gratification and unaccountability.
Jan 18 2013 11:30AM
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Deluge
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fuck bitches get money. dinosaurs are back.
Jan 18 2013 1:18PM
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magic_raven
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Shit got cray. Belee dat.
Jan 18 2013 1:24PM
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coldcuts69
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Humas are governed by cats. Your mother is dead.
Jan 18 2013 1:27PM
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CashmereCat
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YOLO. SWAG.
Jan 18 2013 1:29PM
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Puns
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HOLY SHIT CAME HERE TO POST THIS

we are on the same level
Jan 18 2013 1:33PM
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coolflash8
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what. thefuck
Jan 18 2013 1:37PM
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freestyler540
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I can break it down to 2 words: Go back
Jan 18 2013 1:37PM
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Mr_Bump
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You have arrived in Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'. If one wishes to acquire currency, it is prudent to disregard females.
Jan 18 2013 1:39PM
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zagfan5
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wow, i can do anything with a few swipes of my finger and some ingenuity. what an incredible world.
Jan 18 2013 2:31PM
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Stickity
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abort! abort!
Jan 18 2013 2:44PM
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AT-AT
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Technology is everywhere and almost everyone has instant access to all knowledge instantly. If you thought the world was messed up during the cold war, you're in for one hell of a surprise.
Jan 18 2013 5:11PM
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Dr.Dickless
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debatable
Jan 18 2013 5:17PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I would so rather grow up in the 50s than nowadays.
Jan 18 2013 5:49PM
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