Short story ideas anyone?

about how mcdonalds will never sell McHotDogs because pigs arent allowed in mcdonalds unless in bacon form

are you expecting serious answers from newschoolers?

New York City tried to succeed from the union

Write about the time you lost your goggle wipe. You got to the top of the hill took the lift up left some stuff outside to go take a dump. You come out and your goggles are frozen over on the lenses... Night is falling cause you had to dump so bad and now you cant see out of the goggles. Cant scrape the ice away because you lost your goggle wipe. Now you have to ride down in sub 0 weather with no visibility. This is also deep in the backcountry where the animals lie, bears and other violent creatures. Some you have never seen before. You are going down and you come across a Sasquatch and it grabs you right before you are about to go off a cliff that would send you to your death. He pulls you in and carries you to his cave where he has a fire lit. He doesn't speak any words but somehow you two are able to communicate very well. You become friends and the next morning you are on your way, no more ice on the goggles and you are able to avoid the cliff. You go back later to find the squatch, but he is nowhere to be found, only remnants of the fire and a cave drawing of you and him holding hands....

Fucking lost on the last one in it

ill sell you one ive already written for $40

gauranteed A, i have many different themes available.

>be younger brother
>older brother and I co-own a small business but he’s alpha as fuck so he acts like he’s the boss of me
>he does drugs too which affects our business but i just work twice as hard to make up for it
>theres also this girl we both like, he’s always trying to get with her and trying to get me to help him get with her which bothers me, but she’s out of both our leagues so whatever
>come into work one day he’s already on drugs
>he’s talking about how he wants to fuck this girl so hard, how shes his little princess and the things he would do to her…i just can’t repeat without shuddering
>i snap and start yelling at him to respect her more and i’m tired of all his bullshit and he needs to start working harder
>oh shit he brought a gun to work. he tells me i have no idea what i’m talking about and to get back to work before he does something i’ll regret
>i go back to work, trembling and scared at what might happen
>he comes stumbling into my office 30 minutes later and points the gun at me
>take these drugs if you don’t want your fucking face blown off, im tripping balls and need someone on my level
>i quickly take the shrooms, first time i’ve ever done drugs
>nothing happens so i go back to work
>we get a house call and go there to fix a fucking sink
>shit starts to hit me, brother is sitting on the counter next to the sink i’m working on giggling out of his mind
>i stand up and get so fucking dizzy and disoriented from the drugs
>i start to fall into the sink i’m working on
>grab my brother to try and stop the fall
>doesnt work and i pull him in
>we keep falling through the pipe, am i tripping the fuck out or is this really happening?
>wake up in a strange land with flying turtles
>mfw we’re on world 1-1 and we have to save the princess for my brother, mario

Come on man, 700 words is like two pages DOUBLE spaced. That's nothing. Think about something you like to do, throw in a conflict, make a solution and you're set. It is really not hard at all.