At some point Mike Douglas will say this;
"Tanner Hall, the man from Kalispell, MT is out to prove that he can still hang with the big boys. I'm looking for big air, technical tricks, and stylish grabs and Tanner brings all of that to the table. Watch how he does this switch or backwards 720. Two full rotations, getting the mute grab in there. And here is the big alley oop flatspin 360 with the biiiig shifty in there for style. Tanner spinning up the pipe or alley oop, getting technical and the judges love that."
"Bobby Brown, stands ready to drop in to big air. Will we see him uncork the triple Uncle E? Bobby is one of the best jumpers in skiing and has so many technical spins in his bag of tricks."
Uncle E will say that many many times.
"All the riders thinking of Sarah Burke, our snow angel."
And maybe bust out this gem, "down on the money booter we see Nick Goepper and his temporary tornado".
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I'm thinking about making an X-Game skiing drinking game. Every time Douglas says "backwards", gets the spin and/or grab wrong, or talks about the riders needing to be "perfect". Take a drink.
Every time Uncle E called Sarah Burke "snow angel", says "MegaMo", or refers to bindings as "shoes"...take a drink.