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Best way to ask a girl to Prom

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Envous
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I honestly don't have a clue about a good one.
Jan 17 2013 7:00PM
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whoa-dere
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don't drink water for a really long time so your pee is yellow as fuck, then pee PROM? in the snow in her yard
Jan 17 2013 7:01PM
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fortyvalve
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you're better off just straight asking her if you can't think of anything good so you don't make yourself look dumb as fuck
Jan 17 2013 7:03PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Isnt prom in the Spring?
Jan 17 2013 7:04PM
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Envous
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Hahaha nice I'm sure she'd love that.
Jan 17 2013 7:04PM
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Envous
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It's like May something but I'm worried as fuck about it.
Jan 17 2013 7:05PM
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TropicStorm
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don't ask. be a man and tell her she is going with you
Jan 17 2013 7:06PM
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Jeebus.
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Jan 17 2013 7:08PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Or save $50 and don't go.
Jan 17 2013 7:08PM
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RimJobber
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Jan 17 2013 7:09PM
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RimJobber
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Shit, sorry for dubb pic.
Kinda, 2x as much ass
Jan 17 2013 7:10PM
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roddy116
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when in doubt take your dick out
Jan 17 2013 7:10PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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hahahah
Jan 17 2013 7:11PM
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turntwood
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Best way I got asked was a fake parking ticket. The ticket initially made me pissed, and then realized it was someone asking me to prom. So then I got excited. It's a good way to get a good reaction out of someone too. What an emotional roller coaster...
Jan 17 2013 7:12PM
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Envous
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I wish a girl would ask me to prom that way...
Jan 17 2013 7:21PM
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Matty_K
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Last year I was Tryna go to prom with this hot ass Puerto Rican bitch who was a junior. Now I was a serious bad ass in school and everyone knew it so it was pretty much a guaranteed yes. Still, I had to think of a good way to ask her. On a Tuesday night I drove my stang over to her house at like 2 am. I parked right out in front of her house and ran around to the back where her bedroom window was. I threw a jar of smuckers through her window and waited until she popped her head out the window. I yelled "bitch you're comin to prom with me!" She obviously agreed but then her dad (he was a lumberjack and he was fuckin huge) started yelling at me and sent his big ass dog outside after me. Being the badass I was, I whipped out my extra jar of smuckers and smashed it over the head of the dog. Her dad started chasing me so I sprinted over to my stang, slid over top of the hood like a fuckin bad ass and hopped in. Her dad grabbed a shard of glass from the smuckers jar and he was trying to slash my tires but I gunned it out of there and smoked some boges to calm down. I was so pissed that I got smuckers on my leather jacket but it was cool cuz we still went to prom and had a blast. Every time I see smuckers I get a boner
Jan 17 2013 7:21PM
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Envous
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Thee definition of bad ass.
Jan 17 2013 7:28PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Jeez you're already thinking about this stuff.
Jan 17 2013 7:33PM
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daannnnieel
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Just put a smile on your face, and say " Hey, _____ want to go to prom with me?"
Jan 17 2013 7:40PM
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Jeebus.
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Fill in the blank with Bitch, she says yes.
Jan 17 2013 7:41PM
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theabortionator
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Just ask her.


Inb4 a bunch of kids tell you about all these stupid ways to ask her.


Just ask her, this isn't a poorly made romantic drams for middle school girls, it's real life.


Just do it. Stay calm and hope for the best.
Jan 17 2013 7:48PM
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Chunter
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Not as good as a butt photo but I did this awhile back. Printed it out and froze it in a block of ice and left it on her door step.

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Jan 17 2013 8:00PM
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Envous
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wow....now that's the cool shit I'm looking to do.
Jan 17 2013 8:06PM
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accualyisdolan
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That's pretty good actually
Jan 17 2013 8:09PM
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clive_bixby
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Ahh the mid to upper 20's.
Jan 17 2013 8:13PM
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doyle.
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I personally didn't have to ask, my date asked me. But one of my friends used a bunch of tea light candles to spell "grad?" (I'm canadian) and at night he texted her telling her to look out her window and she saw all the candles. All the other girls were jealous.
Jan 17 2013 8:14PM
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Sno.
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a guy did this for homecoming for me once and to be honest it was a little disappointing.
Jan 17 2013 8:18PM
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Envous
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Ooooh that would be good!
Jan 17 2013 8:20PM
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Sno.
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actually that wasn't honest. im still disappointed to this day.
Jan 17 2013 8:21PM
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Laurent.
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Do Bobby Farrel's signature dance.
You will drown in pussy.


Jan 17 2013 8:44PM
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EmperorKuzco
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wow that's sorta weird
Jan 17 2013 8:48PM
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doyle.
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it was the best thing anyone did last year
Jan 17 2013 8:48PM
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Flacko
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write on a puzzle and have them put it together, although 20 girls did the same thing at my school so it may be played out.
Jan 17 2013 8:49PM
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Thadius.Castle
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You forgot something. . .














































/claim
Jan 17 2013 9:03PM
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Sno.
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come on hobbit, im just joking. the point is, if you dont do anything but ask she might be disappointed. the same holds true for homecoming, prom, and eventually when you ask a girl to marry you (if you do).
Jan 17 2013 9:06PM
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Envous
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Good advice I think I might do the candles in her front yard thing, that seemed to be legit and one the ladies will lovvvvve.
Jan 17 2013 9:11PM
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Darth.Maul
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I wrapped a phonebook in aluminum foil and then put it in a cake pan and frosted it like a cake. The thing looked completely legit and inside I underlined my phone number so she had to look through the yellow pages to find it.

Other time I made a shirt and wrote a bunch of names in whiteboard marker and then my name in permanent marker and she had to wash the shirt to figure out who it was.
Jan 17 2013 9:17PM
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JPOB
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Watch this episode of Laguna Beach, all your questions will be answered
Jan 17 2013 9:26PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Inb4 op tries this and burns her house down.
Jan 17 2013 9:29PM
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-dAvE-
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thats pretty good!!
Jan 17 2013 9:29PM
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a_lurker
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yea it probly is someone asked me that way to the girls choice dance winter formal
Jan 17 2013 9:31PM
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BlackieChan
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First glance I thought you were asking a girl to be in porn
Jan 17 2013 9:31PM
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Sno.
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aren't whiteboard markers permanent? you mean washable markers, either way the shirt idea is pretty cute and clever.
Jan 17 2013 9:33PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Agreed
Jan 17 2013 9:35PM
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ChaseW
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if she skis take her up to the mountain for the day and have your friends get there before you and spray paint the snow "prom?" then once their done ride the lift with her and ask. thats what i did works like charm
Jan 17 2013 9:37PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Pee in her butt.

if that fails this seems pretty legit...


Jan 17 2013 9:39PM
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Envous
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Damn...thats good! How old is that video btw?

Jan 17 2013 9:40PM
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CalvinFederline
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dick pic. chicks love dick pics
Jan 17 2013 9:49PM
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taylornicky
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This is actually a really good idea.
Jan 17 2013 9:50PM
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CaelW
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The more water you drink the more yellow your pee is. The less you drink it's more of a rust color. And invite her out to eat and when she gets there wrote out Prom? On the table in French fries or something.
Jan 17 2013 9:55PM
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Darth.Maul
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Well she figured out it was me so I guess not! But ya I always made sure I didn't spend anything or go out of my way too far to ask a girl. I mean its a High School dance and you have to do something where I live or girls think you're a cheapass but you don't need to spend 20 bucks like i saw some of my friends do.
Jan 17 2013 10:00PM
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