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She Wants The D?

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SwagtasticWalrus
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K so this girl stole my friends phone and texted me on it and asked me if I wanted to f*ck her. she texts me everyday on his phone in third hour but this was just super random. I replied "what the heck?" She thought I meant like 'what the heck lets do it.' She replied"Eww no thats gross!" And then texted again "sorry he was looking over my shoulder." And then the bell rang for lunch so I didn't get to reply. I got a message from my friend saying it was him again. What should I do? Should I make my move next time I hang out with her? +k for advice.
Jan 17 2013 12:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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You make THE worst threads I have ever read.
Jan 17 2013 12:07PM
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MaxBerkowitz
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,611
just go for it, nothing to lose, you can just say you were joking again if shes not into it.
Jan 17 2013 12:08PM
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OG_Loc
Posts: 428 - Karma: 2,085
three possibilities:

1: she's a dumb slut that will not give the goods

2: she doesn't exist and you friend is fucking with you

3: she really wants the D
Jan 17 2013 12:08PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
Go straight 4 tha rape!
Jan 17 2013 12:09PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
she most likely want dp with you and your friend...
Jan 17 2013 12:09PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
No I know her. Ive talked to her on his phone multiple times. I hang out with her every now and then
Jan 17 2013 12:10PM
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onLINE
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she wants to give you an alaskan pipeline : Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

"I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!"
Jan 17 2013 12:14PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
does she ever text you this sorta shit from her own phone? if not, thats pretty damn suspicious
Jan 17 2013 12:14PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
He may loose something,
His
Vi...a rail ticket to heaven.
Pray to jesus, preferably while you have pre-marital intercourse with this female.
Jan 17 2013 12:16PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
She has but never this much. She shares a phone with her siblings so she only gets it for a week of every month. We sexted a couple times but nothing really serious
Jan 17 2013 12:17PM
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ejm
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inb4 it was your friend textin you not her.
Jan 17 2013 12:19PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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No it wasn't. I'm almost possitive. She came up to me after school and was talking about it. She said sorry it was really random but she wanted to know.
Jan 17 2013 12:23PM
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Ryan.Street
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You might be sexting with her siblings. I would try talking to her in person........ then givin' her the d
Jan 17 2013 12:25PM
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onLINE
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She wants to give you the Angry Racoon with the left overs from the Alaskan Pipeline.

Angry Racoon: When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

Jan 17 2013 12:25PM
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Dirty_Bit
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maek hur wet den kill hur familee

jk dnt dew that
Jan 17 2013 12:28PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Took me three tries to understand what you were trying to say
Jan 17 2013 12:38PM
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coolflash8
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She wants it if shehad said she wanted to know
Jan 17 2013 12:42PM
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Sno.
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so she thought your "what the heck?" meant "what the heck let's do it." and she thought that was a good response. It would be a pretty big turn off for me if i asked a guy i wanted if he wanted to have sex and he said "what the heck! let's do it" haha

on a side note, she's playing both you and your friend. by using your friends phone that is a way of flirting with him. If she didn't want him to see that she asked that and covered it up with "no thats gross" when he looked then she doesn't want him to know that she was hitting on you because she's hitting on him too.

Sounds like she wants affirmation and attention.

Jan 17 2013 12:46PM
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Sno.
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even if she doesn't want your friend, she must think he wants her and she doesn't want to lose that attention.

He probably does want her if he lets her grab his phone.

Jan 17 2013 12:47PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Or she just wants the d
Jan 17 2013 12:48PM
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lineskier10
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sounds to me like consent has already been given, go on a "hike" with her, tackle her, and then have your way with her in the woods
Jan 17 2013 12:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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let me give you some advice....fuck anything and everything possible while you're young before relationships become serious...as in marriage serious. quit asking the internet if you should fuck this girl or that girl because the answer is yes 99.9% of the time. if it's warm and wet, and won't squish you under the sheer weight of it, then you should stick your dick in it. (be sure to wrap up though)

i don't regret all of the girls i slept with when i was younger one little bit...only the ones that i could have slept with and didn't.
Jan 17 2013 1:04PM
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theblackrod
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if you don't throw the D at her i will, and she is probably way to young for me to be doing that to, so if you wouldn't mind not only sparring me a jail sentence and getting laid in the process, start chucking it.
Jan 17 2013 1:18PM
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Sno.
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Yes- girls are usually really simple...........
Jan 17 2013 1:24PM
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baethoven
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It would be silly not to make a move, she clearly wants you.
Jan 17 2013 1:27PM
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grown-ninja
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Just 'loled' in the office, love that youre a blue name by the way. Seems like most of the newer pink name are jusy attention seaking whores to put it lightly-
Jan 17 2013 1:30PM
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Backyard.Skier
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how old are you guys that you dont even have your own phones you have to steal friends. he probly just goes back through the messages and laughs..
Jan 17 2013 1:37PM
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theblackrod
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i got a big laugh out of that.............
Jan 17 2013 1:37PM
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Sno.
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yeah. you're right...girls are usually pretty simple...

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Jan 17 2013 1:40PM
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maximiliaan
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yeah you just said that
Jan 17 2013 1:41PM
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Sno.
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oops. thought the other one didn't go through...stupid mobile. there wasn't even a reply button, i just clicked the blank space where there should be
Jan 17 2013 1:41PM
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Dirty_Bit
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Jan 17 2013 1:43PM
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Sno.
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i know im sorry! forgive me, max, i was on my phone.
Jan 17 2013 1:43PM
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maximiliaan
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its fine
Jan 17 2013 1:46PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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I too am on mobile
Jan 17 2013 2:01PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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I too am on mobile
Jan 17 2013 2:03PM
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maximiliaan
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im on my laptop
Jan 17 2013 2:16PM
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Sno.
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i see what you did there
Jan 17 2013 2:17PM
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theblackrod
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i am on a desktop
Jan 17 2013 2:19PM
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grams.
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inb4 she doesn't exist
inb4 mati te'o reference
inb4 catfish reference
Jan 17 2013 2:21PM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423

I'm also on a desktop!!!!!!!!!!!

She wants a good ol NS pee in the butt : verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurative - is just when you see a girl who is kinda busted but you'd bang her anyway.

"tina the bus driver has no arms and spoons for legs but i'd totally pee in her butt"
Jan 17 2013 2:29PM
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whistles
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To get the hot chicks you gotta hit the big jumps
Jan 17 2013 2:32PM
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Joebin
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I remember you from some other thread. Who are you Skiierdude?


Anyway to the point

ask for nudies
get nudies
report back and post them
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Jan 17 2013 2:36PM
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Jane6
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Wow I am so dumb, was thinking this was something random in dutch.
Jan 17 2013 2:59PM
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maximiliaan
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leave us out of here ok?
Jan 17 2013 3:02PM
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onLINE
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She wants to give you a Dutch Alarm Clock : Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job

"I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock"
Jan 17 2013 3:05PM
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seward
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OP, for research purposes:

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are you sure she doesnt want your C?

as in candy?

Jan 17 2013 3:07PM
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HWW
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give it to her
Jan 17 2013 3:08PM
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Dunnah
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lol.
Jan 17 2013 3:10PM
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maximiliaan
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probably c for cellphone
Jan 17 2013 3:18PM
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