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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

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I.B
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Well then ;)
Jan 16 2013 5:57PM
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theabortionator
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I feel like my signature relates to thread.
Jan 16 2013 6:00PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I feel like this thread should be more popular based on the title alone
Jan 16 2013 6:01PM
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theabortionator
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Listened to it. Epic
Jan 16 2013 6:02PM
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Kirsakid
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i'm really liking the message of the song
Jan 16 2013 6:02PM
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Ski_Alot
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I see you browse reddit, I too browse reddit
Jan 16 2013 6:03PM
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Big_Spence
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Jan 16 2013 6:04PM
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I.B
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I usually am totally against posting things i see there, on here. But i had to.

Because i would totally fuck the girl on left in her ass because she loves jesus.
Jan 16 2013 6:05PM
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theabortionator
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I've never been on reddit. SO I don't give a fuck.
Jan 16 2013 6:13PM
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Culture+
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every girl at my school they all pretend like 3rd graders that there christan but we all know the truth.....Click for larger image
Jan 16 2013 6:42PM
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MNS
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Threads
Jan 16 2013 6:45PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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is that Gooch from scrubs?

Jan 16 2013 6:48PM
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ILLinoisance
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Jokes on them, Jesus likes men.
Jan 16 2013 6:50PM
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theabortionator
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MY computers is tweaking out so I'll just link it but JEBUS

https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/293345.0/Honk-if-you-love-jesus?s=104058&o=8
Jan 16 2013 6:54PM
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MNS
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Jan 16 2013 7:21PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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This is too fucking funny haha
Jan 16 2013 8:49PM
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theschneidler
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nice ;)
Jan 16 2013 8:49PM
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danderson.
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Hahaha I loved this simply because it just rips apart Christianity. Gold.
Jan 16 2013 8:51PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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would pound both of these chicks.
Jan 16 2013 9:03PM
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Troy.
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Was the girl on the right on Scrubs for a couple episodes as Ted's girlfriend?
Jan 16 2013 9:47PM
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Puns
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jesus is assking for it
Jan 16 2013 9:49PM
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.Hugo.
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scrubs...? Ted...?
Jan 16 2013 9:51PM
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Troy.
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Sorry. On the left.
Jan 18 2013 4:17PM
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shuckle
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.
Jan 18 2013 4:20PM
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theBearJew
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in the ass.
Jan 18 2013 4:56PM
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timmi
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I can't decide if I am in love with her or not.
Jan 18 2013 5:18PM
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KingTaco
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wtf the girl on right is so much hotter than the girl on the left
Jan 18 2013 5:25PM
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AT-AT
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I love the logic here.
Jan 18 2013 5:46PM
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.Hugo.
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I was more referring to the fact that Ted is from how I met your mother, not scrubs. JD is the main character in scrubs
Jan 18 2013 11:17PM
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MNS
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Eww no
Jan 18 2013 11:45PM
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Sno.
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it's the nose. if she had a better nose you'd be able to commit.
Jan 19 2013 12:06AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Hmm. I have no opinion. Interesting.
Jan 19 2013 12:06AM
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errrka
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hahahahahaha this is golden.
Jan 19 2013 12:16AM
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Jewschoolers
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you do realize that there is usually more than 1 character in a show right? he was talking about the character named ted in scrubs.....
Jan 19 2013 12:20AM
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Troy.
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You're tacky and I hate you

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And to answer my own question, yes. Yes she is. She is the Gooch.
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Jan 19 2013 2:43AM
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.Hugo.
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Ah damnit im an idiot. Completely forgot about ted.
Jan 19 2013 9:17AM
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Corin
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That was actually really good. And funny as hell.
Jan 19 2013 9:23AM
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Lemuel
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Jan 19 2013 9:59AM
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