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I got sucked into doing this funny male pageant thing at my high school and now I need to write a short bio for the program. I'm looking for some funny ideas of ridiculous, yet appropriate things to include. I thought of writing the entire thing like a Dos Equis meme, but I'm not sure that it will be all that funny.
