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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

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FUUUCK
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I don't cry when I cut up a hooker.


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Jan 15 2013 7:46PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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points for Han Solo
Jan 15 2013 7:47PM
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Tall_Paul
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this thread is now about koalas
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Tall_Paul
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Jan 15 2013 7:48PM
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FUUUCK
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you rang?

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Jan 15 2013 7:49PM
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GayWolf420
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So a horse walks Into a bar. The bartender looks and says "Hey! You're a horse. You're not supposed to be here'" and kindly escorted him out.
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J_Christoph
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Jan 15 2013 7:49PM
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FUUUCK
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A man walks into a bar-

"OUCH!"










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Jan 15 2013 7:50PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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Jan 15 2013 7:52PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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Jan 15 2013 7:54PM
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DubV134
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i dont try to see how many fingers i can fit in an onions ass

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Jan 15 2013 7:56PM
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Anathema
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Jan 15 2013 7:56PM
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A_Unicorn
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I was going to make a koala joke, but i doubt I have the right koalafications.
Jan 15 2013 7:57PM
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Randy_Quench
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Jan 15 2013 7:58PM
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Chunter
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What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?


Get off me homes.
Jan 15 2013 8:49PM
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zakaroo
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Koalas got moves
Jan 15 2013 9:42PM
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schmelliot
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Jan 15 2013 10:11PM
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Ski_Alot
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Jan 15 2013 10:13PM
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stalefish.
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that joke was fucking stupid.
Jan 15 2013 10:33PM
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iFlip
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Jan 15 2013 10:36PM
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JWoods
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