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Best bullshit/lie ever given

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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
ever lead someone on to believe something?
ever lied and got yourself out of bullshit?
ever fucked with someone?
what's the best bullshit story or lie you've ever told or given to someone?
i'm curious because i'm sure there are some heroic bullshitters on ns



Jan 14 2013 10:01PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,057
inb4 "i love you"
Jan 14 2013 10:02PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
I thought this was an interesting thread before I clicked on it?
Jan 14 2013 10:02PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Bill Clinton is the master. "I did not have sex with that woman." "I didn't inhale." Told it to an entire nation with a straight face. Beat that.
Jan 14 2013 10:03PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
i would talk about it...but i think i could still get fucked for it.
so i cant say unless i get on my alias after this thread gets goin
Jan 14 2013 10:04PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
This is a repost.


But still, "Mom, I have no homework." -by far my most used one.
Jan 14 2013 10:04PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I told a Russian girl 10 years older than me that I met on a Cuban resort that I played hockey for Canada in the IIHF juniors so she'd sleep with me.

The mission was also a success /claim
Jan 14 2013 10:08PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
gtfo bitch
no its not
there's a biggest lie thread, not a best bullshit thread
fuck off you made an ns like a month ago
Jan 14 2013 10:09PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Ok. I'm also a pussy, and have a small penis, right?
Jan 14 2013 10:13PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I don't have aids
Jan 14 2013 10:14PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I forget. Lying is kind of a hobby.. whoops.

I have never seen trueblood, and only know that it has vampires:

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Jan 14 2013 10:18PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
I only fuck with stupid people in class. Or if they deserve it. Sometimes it's just there and you have carpe diem.
Jan 14 2013 10:18PM
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karlthelamma
Posts: 29 - Karma: 18
i convinced an entire summer camp that i was from london.
Jan 14 2013 10:21PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
You may have forgotten a word in there...
Jan 14 2013 10:22PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
ever walked up to someone, went to the right and they did too, went to the left and they do too, then you finally laugh awkwardly and both go opposite ways?

sometimes i do that on purpose in random places. it's hilarious.




also, a teacher at my school thinks i'm someone else. he's thought this for nearly 3 months now because he yelled at me for taking dishes out of the dining hall and i lied about who i was.


its fun to just mess with people in general though. i have quite the infamous reputation in my town because of some things i've done and some things i haven't done. because of said reputation i can fuck around with people there soooo easily.
Jan 14 2013 10:24PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Hahaha that is actually awesome, I need to do this more, I love fucking with people on FB.
Jan 14 2013 10:26PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
"Shit. Aiden run, the cops."
To a terribly drunk Aiden-P on new years. I wanted to see what he would do if I yelled that, excellence ensued.
Jan 14 2013 10:30PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Dude are you fucking 12? Because the only fuckers that use ns are 12.
Jan 14 2013 10:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Alias' speak now.
Jan 14 2013 10:33PM
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FleeceJohnson
Posts: 34 - Karma: 21
so you are 12?
Jan 14 2013 10:33PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
your meter dude


check it
Jan 14 2013 10:40PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
yes.
Jan 14 2013 10:42PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
coworker left his facebook up on the work computer and left for the day, so my buddies and I fucked with him pretty hard. We made a general status and a post in the group that has all the students in his grade in it, and announced that he was moving to a boarding school in massachusetts because of his poor behavior. We went the whole fucking nine yards too, researched massachusetts boarding schools, changed his official school on the "about" section, and answered the questions that people were chatting him. The best part is that his twin brother played along too, and we legitimately fooled everyone into thinking he was leaving.

The only reason why it died after about an hour and a half is because people started calling him, and then he got on facebook and saw that someone hacked his facebook. He still didn't know who though, he thought it was an anonymous hack and started freaking the fuck out
Jan 14 2013 10:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
Eh, oh well. Too late now.
Jan 14 2013 10:47PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
Convinced a kid I've known since the 7th grade I was 16 (got held back) and couldn't drive because only Juniors/Seniors can drive to school so it's pointless. I got the entire class to play along and he didn't find out until 3 weeks later.

I constantly bullshit my way through classes, it's probably the best skill I have to be honest, the ability to sound smart with no actual knowledge is key in being succesful.
Jan 14 2013 11:02PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
inb4 the Clap
Jan 14 2013 11:03PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
this thread had some potential so i'll attempt to save it

my best friend in gradeschool/high school convinced me when we were about 8-10 years old that him and a girl he knew most of his life would be all alone and show each other their bodies and see what was different about them

believed it for years and finally brought it up when we were older and he told me he meant to tell me a few months after he told me it, that it was a lie he made up for fun
Jan 14 2013 11:10PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
I told a girl at the bar I was gay because I didn't want to talk to her. She told her friend that I was gay, and they started to talk to me about girl shit and guys they liked at the bar. I listened to them talk. After that I went to a couple of the guys and immediately told them everything.
Jan 14 2013 11:19PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
i dont know if this counts but i once framed this guy for a couple murders and then made it look like he committed suicide even though i killed him. his name was Adolf or something stupid like that, best part is im still off the hook
Jan 14 2013 11:24PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
inb4 TheClap tells about lies given to theabortionator
Jan 14 2013 11:24PM
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Ac31stuff
Posts: 557 - Karma: 10
Mother: "whats this?" (holding my bong)

Me: "Distilation unit that i needed for a chemestry project"

Mother: "oh"
Jan 14 2013 11:26PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
i work in a deli and we tell people all the time that pepperoni grows on trees but they only grow in the south so there are none around here and many believe it. some know its obvious bullshit but its still funny
Jan 14 2013 11:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
I don't believe you. I'm sorry.
Jan 14 2013 11:33PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
haha no fucking way!
Jan 14 2013 11:37PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
hahahah ive done this, said something a lil dif though


only worked for me because both my parents have never smoked. but there was one day, years after the bong incident and whatnot my parents found out how long ive been smoking and tried to teach them about all the ways to smoke and pot culture etc, my mom goes "so wait, back in hs when you had that thing, that wasnt for school was it?"
Jan 14 2013 11:48PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
me and my friends convinced this kid that we stole a bus, crashed it into a police station, and then later that night rode a window washer to the top of big pink (tallest building in portland) and went bungee jumping off it. no he was no high and did not have any i guess recognized medically mental issues he was just a straight redneck idiot, he later tried to one up my story by telling me he crashed a cop car into a hospital and stole the helicopter on the roof, he told me he had the heli at his house.
Jan 14 2013 11:53PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
me and my friends convinced this kid that we stole a bus, crashed it into a police station, and then later that night rode a window washer to the top of big pink (tallest building in portland) and went bungee jumping off it. no he was no high and did not have any i guess recognized medically mental issues he was just a straight redneck idiot, he later tried to one up my story by telling me he crashed a cop car into a hospital and stole the helicopter on the roof, he told me he had the heli at his house.
Jan 14 2013 11:59PM
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.Hugo.
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Mu senior year of high school a friend asked me what the purpose of wind was. I told him that the wind caught all the tall buildings and mountains and that is what makes earth spin...
Jan 15 2013 12:03AM
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cydwhit
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Threads
Jan 15 2013 12:06AM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
back in the day at boy scout camp, i had these big ass sunglasses, so i would wear them and have my friends guide me around like i was blind. all the kids in other troops would just stare at me.

looking back it was a pretty fucked up thing to pretend.
Jan 15 2013 12:19AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I convinced this one kid that I was super pissed at my dad for only buying me a bentley mulsanne, and not something "less cheap".

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Also a few years back, I told my teacher that I was preparing my speech in the library before class, I was really just 40 minutes late to class.
Jan 15 2013 12:19AM
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