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Get the GF to pet the snake...

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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Turns out that if you have to pee real bad (micturate) thoughts of sex/ getting the gf to pet the snake will suppress the urge to pee.

Think about it. When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee you usually have a woody...

1) Drink lots of coffee
2) Drive somewhere
3) ???????
4) Pet snake
5) $$$$$$$

Or just try this the next time you need to pee in the car. You would be surprised how well it works. lol

Myth confirmed this morning. /claim
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maximiliaan
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but what does a snake have to do with this?
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Mr.Sloth
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I think OP is bragging about his pet snake

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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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snake
limo
junk
purple headed yogurt slinger
peter
johnson
pecker
beef knife
etc.
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Mr.Sloth
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Are we supposed tp find the one that doesn't belong, or...?

OP I don't get it is this a game?

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maximiliaan
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peter and johnson are both names

junk is the opposite of limo

purple headed yogurt slinger and beef knife both food related

pecker and etc. ?
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Mr.Sloth
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You cracked the code

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Ryan.Street
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I usually just take a piss when I have to. It has been working out great
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maximiliaan
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yeah almost, but the pecker and etc. part... I dont see it
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Really? Insert

"Not sure if serious, Or just stupid" Futurama meme
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2_fadez
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theres so many animal icons in this thread
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nagger
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I just get an auto boner when I have to piss really bad
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Thread = using science (fuck yea murica) to get the GF to touch your snake...

also relevant...


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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Nice observation. You didnt get the thread memo?
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bo0b
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I believe it's a free-verse poem.
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maximiliaan
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The fact that you post an video about a snake is only more confusing...
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B.Aussie
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Why... This is a thread about snakes...?
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Puns
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everyone knows that you get an erection when you need to pee
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Chunter
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hahaha dammit I lose it everytime I see your icon after watching you just take that poor kids selfie he posted in the NS Faces thread.
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will_powder
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Just posting to add to the animal icons
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maximiliaan
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I know but i dont get what "limo junk purple headed yogurt slinger peter johnson pecker beef knife etc." Are about!
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edai
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They call mine the baby elephant trunk.
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snwbrdmilf
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lol nice observation.
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jorb.co
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Does it have to be a girl or what
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spliff.Life
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thats crazy! ive been doing the same thing my whole life but now theyre saying its healthier to hold it until its painful so you have to think about a snake and your girlfriend?
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Whatever floats your boat. This is about being in a situation where you would need to wait, not having another option, like peeing in ones butt
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E-Nix
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I came here expecting pictures of snakes getting pet by OP's girlfriend, kind of a let down.
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B.Aussie
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Drugs are bad mmk
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Insert kookaburra laugh...
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