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Who is the biggest dork on this site?

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williewoozle
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
I nominate Matt Harvey.

I mean, he's got sweet hair and all, but man, when he takes a shit in the downstairs bathroom, you can smell it all the way up here.

phooey


Jun 23 2002 6:22PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Andy you used to be cool but then you started dissing hippies so now you have lost all respect.
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'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0
Jun 27 2002 12:31PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
yeah whoever started this is a dork time 11
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Jun 27 2002 1:46PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Darryl, I didn't block you, Adam did, lol... he was here for the last 2 days
-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
Jun 27 2002 2:53PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
And the reason I got pissed is b/c everyone else was joking, while skipimp_ decided to go all out on me, when I haven't done a thing to him. I don't really care about NS a all. I don't understand how you can form opinions of someone based on a messageboard or something. At least talk to me on AIM or MSN or something first.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
Jun 27 2002 2:55PM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,010
LOL! go all out on you? he said he thought you were a dork. that is nothing close to 'going all out'.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 27 2002 4:09PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i believe that was me that said 'chill' every other word.....but that's how i talk, so if you don't like it, you can fly down to colorado and suck my penis.....or come out to the summit county mtn.s and fight me on the slopes......i'd be fun....cuz i would most likely slaughter you unless you were a huge ass motherfucker.......then i would just ski into you with a edge ready to cut your throat.......however, if you want you can call me up for some phone sex too.......jsut message me, and we'll be chill and get things goin' dynastar. cuz im chill like that bro. and when you are the chillest of all chilled bros, you'll understand that chilliness is an art which is often palyted hypocritically by other chill cats who jsut chill it and ill it at their chill homes. which is chill, cuz jsut chillin at a hosue drinkin is chill with me, the illin', chillin' mercer....bro, so jsut relax and CHILL!

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 7:32PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
oh nevermind, i only said it once.....whoops, maybe he wasn't talking to me.....ah all that shit still stands

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 7:37PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
i vote skipimp_ as the biggest dork/fag/flamer/poofter/queer/homosexual/gay/bitch/male slut(for men)/male prostitute/...


*ski..

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
Jun 27 2002 7:40PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Andy, it's partly your signature that made me think you were a dork....that was a col thing to say in grade 7. Yeah maybe I do form unjustified biased opinions...but we all do.

and Jones, I know you're just bitter because i would't give you head, but dude, while your mom watches and masturbates with a dildo you bought for her? thats just raunchy




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jun 27 2002 8:54PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
if you didnt care about ns at all, you wouldnt bother posting, and telling people to go fuck themselves, and explaining why you do so.


'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.
Jun 27 2002 9:26PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
schmuck hahahaha




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jul 8 2002 7:39PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
who re awakened this thread?


ya know im gonna go re awaken a thread brb


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 9 2002 12:15AM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,010
everyone, and noone at the same time - depends on who you ask.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 9 2002 12:25AM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
you know what i think is ridiculous? making a whole thread dedicated to bashing people, its pathetic. most of you people have never met this guy and you make fun of him , OVER THE INTERNET, some of you peopel are taking this thing way too seriously. i mean people get enough shit in real life, so they dont need to come here to get more, from people they dont know. and it really says something about a person who would do such a thing, it shows a lot of ignorance in my opinion.
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
Jul 9 2002 1:05AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
i think its cool we let each other know whose dumb as shit heres my list:

pocket rocket
cork 180
jamie_arnet
jason_tha_jibsta

all there posts are dumb as shit and makes me want to punch them in the face


This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
Jul 9 2002 1:11AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yeah..umm shit list....undecided

cool list..

five0...and counting


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 9 2002 1:38AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
the only people I've ever not liked on this site were the people that came on made a few posts bashing everyone, and just pissing people off. but since they have pretty much dissapered again, I got no beef with anyone
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I think therefore I'm a yam
Jul 9 2002 2:25AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you guys are party poopers

it`s fun to bash people, on the phone, in person, behoind their backs, and especially on the net cause theres no reprecussions...so all you hater haters....fuck yourselves




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jul 9 2002 4:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i hate the hater haters we can hate who we want and hate what we want


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 9 2002 4:28PM
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Guest
Posts: 0 - Karma: 0
it's funny to watch fights
'what do you mean she's 15?'
Jul 9 2002 4:45PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
yeah i think andy lempke...all he does is sit in linux and do nothing all day but play w/it...and himself. don't get all mad at me b/c mandrake doesn't work for you all the time.
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Jul 9 2002 8:13PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
andy e-yelled at me for not knowing what linux was (I knew it was an operating system thing)...
|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0
Jul 9 2002 8:27PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I would have to vote anyone on her who talks about how cool somehting is nad how good htey are, when they don't do it/ have no skill at it.
-Pat
Jul 9 2002 10:12PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Adam... me sitting on Linux all day?

You're the one running a Linux machine next to a OSX machine... and you're the one that wants to cool your computer with the coolant from a fridge... (btw, that wont work b/c condensation will build up and fry your computer :-P)


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Jul 9 2002 11:27PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
yes it will...and by the way...those stoopit little short thingies for writing what something stands for are gay...i'm not awake enough to tell a real response but i'll drown you at cape cod this weekend...to get you out of your misery of course...that and b/c i'm your friend.
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Jul 9 2002 11:56PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
wow, i cant believe I actually used one of those short things.. I might as well kill myself now. No more use for me...



-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Jul 10 2002 12:01AM
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..::Jamie::..
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
queebecfreestyler rulez!!!
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When skiers do their thing in the parks, powder and on the rails,
mountains become a vast play-ground.
Jul 10 2002 3:31AM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
for u computer freaks...heres my plan for the ultimate cooling system. I call it the 3 stage liquid-solid-gas system. The system makes use of a paltier, water block cooling system and a standard heatsing/fan. First you set up the peltier on the processor, but then instead of using a heatsink to cool its hot side, you use a waterblock. the water is pumped into an external tank. This external tank has fins for the water to flow through. The fins in this external tank are connected to a copper heatsink/fan. The heatsing extracts the heat from the water and leaves it nice and chilly for its next time around. The prosessor (and any other thing u may wanna cool.. ram, graphic processor, n and s bridges..etc) is there by effectively 3 stage cooled. first through solid cooling (thermo-electric cooler) to liquid cooling (pump system) to gas (heat extracted and turned into hot air). Me and my uncle once did this and effectively cooled an athlon 1.3 to 15 degrees Celsius..yea!

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
Jul 10 2002 8:51AM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
and you may need a couple of hefty power boxes ..and sorry for the many typos :p

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
Jul 10 2002 8:53AM
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gateskate
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
lineskieastcoast used to be a cool guy, but then he went all gay on me.


horray for fun.
Jul 10 2002 11:59AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hes still cool


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 10 2002 12:01PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
yayy! i haven't been nominated as biggest dork!




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Jul 10 2002 5:51PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
pipemonkey is a huge fuckin dork.




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jul 16 2002 4:56PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
im surprised how long this thread is.. and andy, not that im saying your a dork or anything but you seem to care alot for someone who dont care.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jul 16 2002 9:50PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
andy is cool i like andy
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patskiing.home.attbi.com

My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.
Jul 16 2002 10:48PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
hooray, this thread re surfaced, now watch as i get nominated for this post.


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 16 2002 11:19PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
willie woozle? where the fuck you've been man?it gets so lonely on the site without you. no one will talk to me anymore. :(
and how old is this fucking thread???



I'm going to live forever or die trying.

Jul 17 2002 6:02PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
sorry guys, i just couldn`t bear to see it die

so who else likes to get with killer hot 14 year old chicks?.....anyone?

man, im in butt fuck nowhere and there are so many horny french...and english....chicks here, its sooo sweet, ive never had so much pussy.....one 18, one 21 and one 23, im a fuckin pimp...damn, the only bad thing is it`s givin me a huge fuckin ego.....but i guess it`s well deserved......

oh yeah, and someone`s a dork or something.....




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jul 17 2002 6:31PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
i am the biggest dork on this site, and the biggest slut too!


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Jul 17 2002 7:16PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
no i think i beat u out on both of those
Jul 17 2002 7:39PM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,010
ah shit - so much i could say about the 14 year olds... actually - i know certine people on this site who try hitting on 12teen year olds and get them to take their shirts off.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 17 2002 11:30PM
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williewoozle
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
haha, yeah Daryl!
I wish I left town AFTER that incident.

As for you Witchbaby666, maybe you should offer me a wet, sloppy hummer and then maybe Id be enticed to talk to you more often.

You can find me, I aint far.
Jul 18 2002 1:57AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
damn it andy you're a problem and i didn't block darryl...unless it was that time at 4 am...then its ok
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Jul 18 2002 10:41PM
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