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Skiing Quotes?

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Ben_Mo-Fat
Posts: 328 - Karma: 793
What are some good/funny/true/clever skiing quotes?
For example, "If you don't do it this year, you'll be one years older when you do." - Warren Miller
"When in trouble, tuck for a double."
Jan 11 2013 4:29PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
My ankles are broken. - T Hall
Jan 11 2013 4:36PM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
"fuck you" - Steve Stepp
Jan 11 2013 4:51PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414

Jan 11 2013 5:01PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
"You gotta spin to win!" - LTC
Jan 11 2013 5:07PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
"Dude"
Jan 11 2013 5:33PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
skiing without poles is life getting a blowjob from a man, feels great until you look down and realize you're gay



also major repost
Jan 11 2013 5:56PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
''What is the speed for the jump?''
Jan 11 2013 6:17PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Where do they put all the snow in the summer?
Jan 11 2013 6:19PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
"I hate sticky rails"
Jan 11 2013 6:27PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
"+k"

"repost"

"cool story hansel"

"bump"

Jan 11 2013 6:30PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
mine is smooth
Jan 11 2013 6:31PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
stahp
Jan 11 2013 6:42PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm the best skier on the mountain
Jan 11 2013 6:57PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
Where do they put the moguls in the summer?
Jan 11 2013 7:37PM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
"Just ski down there are jump off of something for crying out loud" - Shane McConkey
Jan 11 2013 7:41PM
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