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Weird stuff you did as a kid/infant

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mattytru
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i know others must have had quirks as youngins. i had tons of little matchbox cars, but instead of playing with the hot wheels track i had, i would line them up in rows or on top of block buildings. i also had a fixation with stacking my dad's beer cans, there's a picture where i stacked a total of 60 cans in a fort around myself.

let's hear it ns
Jan 9 2013 10:17PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Yeah i would dub 12 off everything.., now i can only dub 10 everything... Fml
Jan 10 2013 10:03AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Blues Clues marathons!
Jan 10 2013 10:48AM
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Sno.
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Your dad is either a hoarder or an alcoholic.
Jan 10 2013 11:02AM
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Puns
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Alright, summer of grade six. I started masturbating pretty early, and there are some cool stories bro there, but not today. So my family goes on a summer long camping road trip across the east coast. We all share a tent (5 of us, a younger brother and sister and my mom and dad) At night I would sometimes want to masturbate so I would have a cum catcher ready to go and just be really slow, or sometimes I would hump my high thread count sleeping bag bottom.

What I'm a weirdo. You didn't even want all that detail. No one ever said anything, but I somehow think they knew...,
Jan 10 2013 11:16AM
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theBearJew
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I pooped in the middle of my street on the manhole.
Jan 10 2013 11:18AM
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Laurent.
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I was a kleptomaniac and pyromaniac. Never got caught.

And I always watched tv whilst doing a handstand.
Jan 10 2013 11:19AM
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Sno.
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so you masturbated, multiple times, in a 4' x 4' enclosed space with every member of your immediate family.
Jan 10 2013 11:21AM
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northeast
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For some time I would say "M, M, M" whenever something pleased me. Apparently I also used to take a bag of baby carrots into the bathroom and just flush them down the toilet one by one, laughing uncontrollably. The best one that my parents have told me though, is that when I was REALLY young I would stand up in my crib when they tried to put me to bed, and I would just point at them and laugh.

I was a strange child, to say the least.
Jan 10 2013 1:39PM
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Puns
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eww no that's gross.

it was at least 10 x 7
Jan 10 2013 1:41PM
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GANDALF
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Davey. Crockett.
Jan 10 2013 2:50PM
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BieberHole69
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When I was first getting into hockey, every time my parents would leave the house for the night or an extended period of time, I would dump a bunch of water on the kitchen floor and act like I was skating around. Can't remember how thorough I was when wiping it up...

I'd also set up couch cushions and pillows as football defenders and run through them while carrying a football. Scored a lot of goal line touchdowns and fucked up a lot of guys with my punishing strength.

I can't imagine how dumb my neighbors thought I was for this one...I wasn't as good at BMXing as I wanted to be nor did I have a giant halfpipe to ride so I treated the the sidewalk slopes to a driveway as a pipe. When I'd ride up to them I would hop off my bike and then pick it up and maneuver it for whatever trick I wanted (900s, 540s, flairs, tailwhips, etc) then I'd set it back down and ride away.
Jan 10 2013 3:16PM
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