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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Drink a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in 30 minutes then try to take a test the next class. I was soo fucked up. If someone said anything I would break out laughing for many minutes on end eventaully breaking down into tears from laughing soo hard and not being able to stop. Eventually when the sweating came on, I was threatend to get sent to the nurse for suspicion of drug use by the teacher. Dont ever do this! EVER!



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 3 2004 10:21PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11

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^exactly how my school is all day its just nuts. Black girls sayin OH SNAP AND GO LAQUISHA GO LAQUISHA and latino kids goin Eh ESSAY -bhill
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Nov 3 2004 10:24PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
What? Are you a ten year old girl or something?

-TAK, PPPhD
Nov 3 2004 10:25PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
seriously what are you like 13?

its probably past your bedtime too.
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Nov 3 2004 10:25PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
No, just a guy who loves his Mountain Dew. But really it was fucked up.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 3 2004 10:26PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I wish I was still in highschool, I love to go to school totally tanked. Never did, don't know why.

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Nov 3 2004 10:27PM
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scratchman
Posts: 467 - Karma: 26
was there any booze in it? cause if there wasent that was the gayest thing ive heard in a long time


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Nov 3 2004 10:38PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ OK, you do it then. Go to school with a full 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, drink it all in 20 minutes then tell me how it turns out.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 3 2004 10:38PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
i will pee in ur face.
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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Suck my Dick!
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Nov 3 2004 11:03PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
It turns out like you gotta take a piss. Try drinking 200ml of Canadian Club in 20min, then see what happens.

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Nov 3 2004 11:26PM
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soda is bad for you




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Nov 3 2004 11:34PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
congratulations, you're now infertile


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Nov 3 2004 11:36PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
I believe you. Its a sugar rush and a half. Really, its no different thank drinking or toking. It's just not as 'cool.'


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Nov 4 2004 12:35AM
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nhfreeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
this kid is a pussy maby if he said drink 2 40s or something he would be fucked up, but soda? watch out for this kid he's pritty crazy. no not at all he is nothing but a douch bag
Nov 4 2004 12:38AM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
^your a pussy
Nov 4 2004 1:03AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
yeah wtf a 2 liter of mtn dew?

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Nov 4 2004 1:32AM
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kbitz
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
your teeth are going to rot, and im going to tell on you.
Nov 4 2004 1:42AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Two 40's eh? Yeah, I'll stick with my sixer.
-TAK, PPPhD

''Gotta find something to make me think. Hardy Boys... too hard! Nancy Drew... too easy!'' -Fry
Nov 4 2004 2:40AM
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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
Really, when you said you downed a 2 liter of Dew in s short period of time I was expecting you to say you lost all bladder control and wet your skirt... But getting sent by some Dew? Hmm... Maybe you already have a chemical imbalance, and that Dew just put things back to what they should be, but it seemed like it was worng. Because if you're always off balance it feels right after a while, but, wait...


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Nov 4 2004 2:44AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
how does a kid like this have more posts than i do?????






Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
Nov 4 2004 2:47AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
pussy






Aye Ern LUNG 04/05
Nov 4 2004 7:25AM
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d-loc
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hahah caffeine nor sugar effects my mood, so yeah ill go drink 2 2litres for ya and be fine fuckers



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 4 2004 7:30AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
its just a caffeine overdose. Some people are more sensitive to caffeine than others.

Driving to Pensacola (from Boston area) my buddy decided it'd be a good idea to down a whole box of vivarin. Big Mistake, I've never seen someone OD on caffeine so bad in my life. The funniest was hearing him saying he thought he was gonna die.


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Nov 4 2004 10:49AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id try it if i still drank pop, but i quit that shit last year yo




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Nov 4 2004 10:51AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Want to try something truly insane? Place a small quantity of dried marijuana in a pipe, heat it with a lighter, and inhale the smoke deeply!

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Nov 4 2004 11:09AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
try eating a half pound of chocolate covered coffe beans, then taking an sat... I sat there with my hand shaking for a good 3 hours, i couldnt function at all. Good times
Nov 4 2004 12:23PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
one morning after staying up till 430 working on an essay due that day and then going to class, getting up at 630 I made and chuged 2 liters of coffe and i was seriously messed up. It was probaly the combination of overtiredness and the caffine... but i felt like my chest was going to explode and release a thousand butterflys. It was really weird. I also had to pee ALOT that day...
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Nov 4 2004 1:57PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
caffeine is wicked rad...
i turn into a fucking retard after i drink a redbull/rockstar.
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

Nov 4 2004 2:16PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
you guys shoudl jsut get off his back before you have tried it.

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Nov 4 2004 2:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
caffeine doesnt really affect me. ive drinken a 2 liter before and nothin happened.
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Nov 4 2004 2:35PM
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llama
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
mountain dew shrinks your balls,true story,happened to friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a llama farmer i know.....
THE LLAMA SONG!
Nov 4 2004 2:59PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
^I was gonna say that! Ive heard it too!



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Nov 4 2004 4:02PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yeah, every time we get Blue Ribbon Barbeque I always go next door to CVS and get a 2-liter of coke and drink it in about 20 minutes. So I do this once a week. Maybe I have an immunity or something. Because most of the time I just fall asleep.


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Nov 4 2004 4:04PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
nope^^ i think it lowers your spirm count



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Nov 4 2004 4:07PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
not alcohol, totall pusy, no question.




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Nov 4 2004 4:11PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
I think i'd feel like throwing up if i drnak 2 liters of any liquid in a half hour
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Nov 4 2004 4:13PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Mountain Dew makes me really hyper too. And it makes me pee so bad.
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Nov 4 2004 4:24PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
^alcohol dose that too me

i think i'd puke id i drank the much in that alotted time



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Nov 4 2004 4:29PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
try no dos and red bull
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Nov 4 2004 4:46PM
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skogio3030
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
try drinking 2 litres of water, it fucks you up
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Nov 4 2004 4:52PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
hey guys!!lets all get fucked up by inhaling air and drinking water...that shit makes you trip out



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 4 2004 5:05PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i actually did have that happen. you can't stop laughing. its the weirdest thing ever.





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Nov 4 2004 5:09PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
done ever eat half a bad of candy corn!!! i just did....
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Nov 4 2004 5:11PM
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rhcp
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i love mountain dew. it makes me piss like a mofo
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Nov 4 2004 5:25PM
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LittleDevil720
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mountain dew does nothing to me except make me piss and acid reflux
Nov 4 2004 6:32PM
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brouhaha8
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i thought it was hilarious




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Nov 4 2004 6:34PM
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SaraJ
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Yeah, I get the acid reflux too.

Worst thing to chug would be a gallon of milk though. You puke for so long, and feel sick for a long time after.

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Nov 4 2004 6:38PM
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MaTcHoRy
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try taking stacker 2 or stacker 3 pills. they have 300 mg. of caffeine in each pill. i take two. also adderall xr is good especially when u don't need it... nothin like a good amphetemine to get ur head going... but don't become a speedfreak.
Tyin to live a life that's completely free.
Nov 4 2004 6:47PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
2liter of mountain dew and you couldnt stop laughing and were fucked up?! what the fuck you must be 10 (or younger) because thats absurd.
Nov 4 2004 8:33PM
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bhill2.0
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^ hahaha






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Nov 4 2004 8:33PM
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