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Neighbor probs

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Crazy Fool

So I have this super annoying neighbor who won't stop being an ass. He plays really loud music all the time, borrows my stuff and never returns it, is always mean to me even though I do nothing but nice things for him and is an all around ass hole. He has a wife 8/10, 2 daughters one 8 yo and one like 1 or 2 and a son who is also an asshole whose like 10 yo. Wife is nice and so are daughters, but son is a dick like him. The only reason I hav't killed him already is because Im somewhat religious and he occasionally goes to church with me. (Even if he does make a fool of himself there and is super disrespectful). I want to get some kind of revenge on him or because Im too much of a pussy to stand up to him. Help NSG what do I do? What do I diddly do?

12 years ago

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Ridiculous

Did not read. lol

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Insane

sup Flanders

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Ridiculous

sparknotes: he has a neighbour who's is a dick, the son is a dick, the females in said household are nice and he needs ideas of what he can do to deal with this guy without getting arrested.

12 years ago

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Addict

Pee in his wife's butt

12 years ago

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Crazy Fool

does no one else get it?

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No Life

TIL ns doesn't watch the Simpsons.

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Addict

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Ridiculous

Ya I get it...

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Addict

You should kill them.

12 years ago

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Barefootin_Fiend

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Crazy Fool

You had me until the last line.

12 years ago

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Insane

Ask your older brother, Im sure Jamie could help

12 years ago

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Addict

uhh homer much? Be more like squid ward

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12 years ago

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Addict

^fucker

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Insane

i have no idea what is even going on here

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Addict

^look at this shmutz deprived of The Simpsons

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Addict

Bang his wife

12 years ago

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No Life

D'OH! Stupid Flanders and his complaining.

12 years ago

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Crazy Fool

stupid Flanders.

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Crazy Fool

way trickier than the scooby doo one

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Crazy Fool

Ha, good one op, I just cracked a smile.

12 years ago

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Loner

if he is next door put up a fence and have it nice on your side and spaypaint it make it look like shit on the other (his side) or get weed killer and spray shit in his lawn, if you have a dog throw the shit in his lawn, there is endless number of things

12 years ago

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Ridiculous

such a shmutz

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Insane

fuck his wife.

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Insane

on a serious note do this.

12 years ago

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Insane

Put a hornet nest in his mailbox. ;)

12 years ago

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Insane

I knew you were playing the part of Flanders like the 3rd line in! Whats up!

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Insane

Pee in his wifes butt

12 years ago

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Insane

Wasn't he also responsible for the death of your wife?

12 years ago

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Crazy Fool

You think Marge is an eight out of 10?

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Insane

watching the simpsons right now....

12 years ago

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Addict

sounds like you need to let a little poop slip from your butthole and fart shit it on their lawn

12 years ago

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Insane

shit right in front of their door

12 years ago

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Crazy Fool

take him to vegas and get him married to another woman.

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