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Neighbor probs

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little1337
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So I have this super annoying neighbor who won't stop being an ass. He plays really loud music all the time, borrows my stuff and never returns it, is always mean to me even though I do nothing but nice things for him and is an all around ass hole. He has a wife 8/10, 2 daughters one 8 yo and one like 1 or 2 and a son who is also an asshole whose like 10 yo. Wife is nice and so are daughters, but son is a dick like him. The only reason I hav't killed him already is because Im somewhat religious and he occasionally goes to church with me. (Even if he does make a fool of himself there and is super disrespectful). I want to get some kind of revenge on him or because Im too much of a pussy to stand up to him. Help NSG what do I do? What do I diddly do?
Jan 8 2013 9:31PM
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HomieJon
Posts: 621 - Karma: 134
Did not read. lol
Jan 8 2013 9:34PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
sup Flanders
Jan 8 2013 9:37PM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
sparknotes: he has a neighbour who's is a dick, the son is a dick, the females in said household are nice and he needs ideas of what he can do to deal with this guy without getting arrested.
Jan 8 2013 9:38PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
Pee in his wife's butt
Jan 8 2013 9:40PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,851
does no one else get it?
Jan 8 2013 9:42PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
TIL ns doesn't watch the Simpsons.
Jan 8 2013 9:44PM
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theschneidler
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Jan 8 2013 9:45PM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
Ya I get it...
Jan 8 2013 9:50PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
You should kill them.
Jan 8 2013 9:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
You had me until the last line.
Jan 8 2013 9:51PM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
Ask your older brother, Im sure Jamie could help
Jan 8 2013 9:51PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
uhh homer much? Be more like squid ward




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Jan 8 2013 10:59PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
^fucker
Jan 8 2013 10:59PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
i have no idea what is even going on here
Jan 8 2013 11:05PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
^look at this shmutz deprived of The Simpsons
Jan 8 2013 11:11PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Bang his wife
Jan 8 2013 11:11PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
D'OH! Stupid Flanders and his complaining.
Jan 8 2013 11:11PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
stupid Flanders.
Jan 8 2013 11:15PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
way trickier than the scooby doo one
Jan 8 2013 11:16PM
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ForeverYung
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Ha, good one op, I just cracked a smile.
Jan 8 2013 11:25PM
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Big_C
Posts: 243 - Karma: -9

if he is next door put up a fence and have it nice on your side and spaypaint it make it look like shit on the other (his side)    or get weed killer and spray shit in his lawn, if you have a dog throw the shit in his lawn, there is endless number of things

Jan 9 2013 12:10AM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
such a shmutz
Jan 9 2013 12:28AM
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BE..
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 81
fuck his wife.
Jan 9 2013 12:45AM
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BE..
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 81
on a serious note do this.
Jan 9 2013 12:47AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Put a hornet nest in his mailbox. ;)
Jan 9 2013 12:51AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
I knew you were playing the part of Flanders like the 3rd line in! Whats up!
Jan 9 2013 1:02AM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
Pee in his wifes butt
Jan 9 2013 1:12AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Wasn't he also responsible for the death of your wife?
Jan 9 2013 1:18AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
You think Marge is an eight out of 10?
Jan 9 2013 1:35AM
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jeR.
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watching the simpsons right now....
Jan 9 2013 1:43AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
sounds like you need to let a little poop slip from your butthole and fart shit it on their lawn
Jan 9 2013 1:45AM
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doyle.
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shit right in front of their door
Jan 9 2013 1:47AM
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Tinga
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take him to vegas and get him married to another woman.
Jan 9 2013 2:02AM
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