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Google is too smart for me

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katie.
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It knows all my secrets.
Jan 8 2013 1:57PM
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Alai
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Google knows about my asian porn fetish

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Jan 8 2013 2:01PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Same, those ads are too damn enticing.
Jan 8 2013 2:02PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
it's funny because you actually do have an asian fetish
Jan 8 2013 2:05PM
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midwestpowhunter
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first off op is def fishing for complements as she is clearly one of the hottest chicks on this site. wait FUCK
Jan 8 2013 2:15PM
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seward
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this site reminds me of a golf course i used to work at.

i was on the trim crew and there were 10 dudes, and 2 chicks.
one chick was maybe a two outta ten. im fairly certain if she were to trip and fall she would just keep rolling. she was almost perfectly sypherical.
the other chick, was a solid 7 at best.
but all summer, every dude at the course was alllllllll over both of them. a couple months in the solid 7 chicks ego was so inflated she thought she was fuckin claudia shiffer or something.
all because there were no girls to hit.
its crazy what a severely offset guy to girl ratio will do.
Jan 8 2013 4:10PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Um, I'm single and I ski. Coincidence? I think not.
Jan 8 2013 4:12PM
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timmi
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Sorry how is she fishing for compliments?

Jan 8 2013 4:13PM
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ryano
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i already got me an asian lady... who may or may not be a model.. :D
Jan 8 2013 4:16PM
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Sno.
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I was wondering this, too, but I think he meant fishing for guys to be like "date me, date me" or something- since the ad was for dating skiers and she claimed it was accurate in terms of her interests.
Jan 8 2013 4:19PM
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timmi
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People are dumb. Girl makes post- must be attention whoring. Couldn't possible just be making a joke.
Jan 8 2013 4:20PM
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theblackrod
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Jan 8 2013 4:22PM
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.KYLE.
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I can't say I buy many T-Shirts online, ever, but I'm fine with this.
Jan 8 2013 4:25PM
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Sno.
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agreed.

Someone should make a thread for funny or coincidental advertising though, because this happens a lot and there are some pretty good ones scattered throughout different threads.

Jan 8 2013 4:26PM
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HungryHypocrite
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It's called cookies and caches ;)
Jan 22 2013 8:05AM
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whoa-dere
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I'm sure you've heard of adblock....
Jan 22 2013 8:08AM
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roddy116
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lol ive gotten arab wife ads before.
Jan 22 2013 8:52AM
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theBearJew
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no whats adblock.
Jan 22 2013 9:06AM
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Huck_Norris
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Also known as "The Vermont effect"

Jan 22 2013 9:47AM
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CliffyByro
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i get this one a lot too. its such a shameless advert haha, you cant even see their product, its just like, fuck it lets just have a hot girl showing off her boobs, that'll sell stuff way better than any picture of anything we make. and i am 100% okay with it.
Jan 22 2013 9:55AM
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DeRizzo
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I love Adblock
Jan 22 2013 11:14AM
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Puns
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one time I googled morel mushrooms and all of a sudden I wanted to buy them by the pound apparently
Jan 22 2013 4:07PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

it keeps flashing me skiing, girls, ice cream, and red bull.

needless to say, it sure knows what makes me tick..

Jan 22 2013 4:10PM
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ChungBol
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how do i get adblock
Jan 22 2013 4:13PM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69

this. all you can see in this ad is her tits. shes not even wearing a t-shirt. smart advertising

Jan 22 2013 4:50PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
This. And if it were a guy OP it would be more like.

Repost. You suck dick. This thread is now about (insert animal, model, or piece of furniture here)
Jan 22 2013 6:02PM
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TylerMacDonald
Posts: 251 - Karma: 162
Maybe it's not actually her tits? Maybe they make a shirt with boobs on it!
Jan 26 2013 9:59AM
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