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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
I need to pass a drug test and my buddy told me that if you drink a bleach and saw dust mixture you can pass any drug test. Is this true? I also know this kid who says if you take like a ton of aspirin it cleans you out enough to pass. Any suggestions?
Jan 8 2013 7:50AM
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weed_god69
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Is it being administered by a school or job? or your parents?
Jan 8 2013 4:54PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
its a clinic test and its kind of my school and parents... super complicated story
Jan 8 2013 5:07PM
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Jro.
Posts: 628 - Karma: 655
Dont do drugs
Jan 8 2013 5:12PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
wait...wait...wait....

this isn't a troll thread???

You ACTUALLY thought that drinking a mixture of sawdust and bleach would help you? I think your friend was trying to kill you.
Jan 8 2013 5:23PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
How to pass a drug test:


Don't do drugs. 

Stupid.
Jan 8 2013 5:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 1,909
At first I wasn't going to answer because I thought it was a troll. Then I was like, 'what if he is serious, I don't say anything, and then he goes and drinks bleach and dies?'
Jan 8 2013 6:41PM
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gurneykid
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha





......wait are you serious??
Jan 8 2013 7:02PM
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vertebruh
Posts: 244 - Karma: 14
no lie dill pickle juice an entire jar.....worked for me in highschool
Jan 8 2013 8:10PM
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
My friend did it once, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was crying from laughter. I would recommend a different approach but if you have the balls for it, do it.
Jan 8 2013 8:26PM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
You have no friends.
Jan 8 2013 8:30PM
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Kronor
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I thought we were friends. :'(
Jan 8 2013 8:32PM
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GaryColeman
Posts: 248 - Karma: 380
story time?
Jan 8 2013 8:43PM
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GaryColeman
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also, one day a post like this might actually kill OP if he is stupid enough.
Jan 8 2013 8:44PM
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manutdsaol
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Came here to post this, have you thought about putting on a fake dick?
Jan 8 2013 8:58PM
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jtate
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drink as much water and eat as much fruit as you possibly can, also sweat allot.... work out, go in a sauna, whatever get ya sweating
Jan 8 2013 9:17PM
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.hardwood.
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put clean piss in a bag n squirt it into the test cup worked for me

Jan 8 2013 9:35PM
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James.May
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Jan 8 2013 9:56PM
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Jeebus.
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Take niacin or creatine, drink a shit ton of water then eat a meal about an hour or so before. This will help, but id start detoxing now, also this will dilute your pee, and they could make you retake the test.. Also theres no sure fire way of passing a drug test, if you're lucky you'll pass, but Urinalysis tests have come a long way and there is no guarantee that you will pass.
Jan 8 2013 10:06PM
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Jeebus.
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That would never fly at any halfway legit testing facility.
Jan 8 2013 10:08PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
successful troll
Jan 8 2013 10:19PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Detox Drinks
Jan 8 2013 10:34PM
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Casey
Posts: 7840 - Karma: 24,150
Your going to be better off with urine luck artificial urine.  Go buy it at a cigar land or whatever smoke shop is around. You are probably not going to be able to pull off the niacin flush pectin whatever anything else it works but you have to have your shit together enough to know what your doing and it doesn't sound like you do. Go get that shit or a couple ounces of someones piss and smuggle it under your ballsack for the test and make sure the container is between 91 and 98 degrees. Good luck.
Jan 8 2013 10:43PM
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ChungBol
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Jerk off until your cum is poop
Jan 8 2013 10:46PM
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Big_C
Posts: 243 - Karma: -9
easiest way to pass is get someone elses piss in a couple film capsules and throw it in your pocket, i assume you were not serious about the bleach and if you were serious you should do us all a favor and drink a shit ton of it
Jan 8 2013 10:47PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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Your buddy is an idiot or asshole...or possibly both. As others have said don't drink bleach, it is bad for you and it won't do anything to help you pass.

Do you know what testing method is being used? Will they be watching you? In the same room? If it is in a clinic (non-government test) they will typically let you be alone in the bathroom.

A poster on the previous page gave instructions for a dilution method. If you follow these instructions and you have been testing yourself with some sort of home test kit and coming up positive, you may want to consider substitution.

Substituting is your sample with synthetic urine. I have passed multiple tests using this method. You can google it if you want more information but I thought you could use an alternative if dilution/"detox" method doesn't pan out.
Jan 8 2013 10:51PM
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bfulmer
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You know that you are a serious troll when you are getting people to create substances which can actually kill them and anyone else in their house in the most painful way imaginable hahaha
Jan 9 2013 9:39AM
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