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I'm Sorry

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justinp4400
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I borrowed a lighter from someone in the park at Sunapee and told them I would 100% give it back to them but I did not see you the rest of the day. I feel very poorly for this action and hope you can accept my apology if you see this post. I have felt like a scumbag for the past day and had to apologize.

Sincerely,

Justin
Jan 7 2013 11:49AM
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maximiliaan
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SHOO THE THIEF!!!
Jan 7 2013 11:50AM
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Puns
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Thanks a lot man, that was my lighter and later on an attractive women came up to me offering me bong hits if I had a lighter and then when I didn't she tied me up and left me there in the cold and I could reach into my pocket and would have burnt through the string if only someone had returned my lighter.
Jan 7 2013 11:53AM
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lands11
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But if you had the lighter she wouldn't have tied you to the tree, so you wouldn't have needed it to burn through the rope.
Jan 7 2013 11:59AM
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Puns
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who knows she was nuts
Jan 7 2013 12:00PM
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theBearJew
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And if you had a lighter she would have ripped a bong with you then probably tied you to a bed and ravaged your cock. Then you would need the lighter to burn through the rope.
Jan 7 2013 12:00PM
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justinp4400
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In my hope to restore order to the universe I will be placing three (yes three) lighters in the park at sunapee that some lucky people may find one day
Jan 7 2013 12:13PM
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DERS.
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on new years eve i spotted some fellow ns'ers as i was finishing my 12:00am doobie. they had not yet sparked theirs due to a lack of lighter. so i was like her have mine, and walked off like a boss.
Jan 7 2013 12:33PM
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accualyisdolan
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Karma has come full circle
Jan 7 2013 1:16PM
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justinp4400
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haha that was me...
Jan 7 2013 8:00PM
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Wallisch_pl
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It's ok, Justin


at least you live in NH
Jan 7 2013 8:08PM
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