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Dr.Dro
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I was with my friend smoking multiple bowls with patties of hash on the lower balcony of his parents house. After we had finished up his mom came down stairs and freaks because it smells like marijuana. My friend says its probably Sarah, his sister. This is when it gets good.

His mom marches into his sisters room at 9:00 in the morning and his sister just wakes up from the door opening and their mom freaks out. "This house smells and looks like a whore house every damn day do to you smoking and being lazy." The insults and yelling just kept going and his sister was so confused, we just started uncontrollably laughing. That is when his mom figures out that it was us and freaks out even harder, while we still laugh and can not take her seriously. Then they hired me a taxi to leave since they didn't want me to drive. It was so damn funny.

Whats your story?
Jan 6 2013 10:55PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
inb4 I remember my first marijuana

but i might as well contribute.
I was at my friends house with 1 other person and me and the other person wanted to smoke really bad. My friend who's house it was didn't want to and didn't want to go driving just so we could smoke so he's like well just smoke out my egress window. so we did (we had done it before) and then all of a sudden, his step dad comes downstairs banging on the door "open up ross, we know what you are doing). then i thought i was dreaming and i told my friend to tell them i farted (i was high and this was like 20-30 minutes after we smoked). But he didn't say that and then they were like, "oh, it's the illegal stuff too." and then they made us leave but when i got upstairs i forgot my keys in the basement so i had to go downstairs to grab them infront of everybody.

Surprisingly, they didn't tell my parents, and i haven't gone back to my friends house since. lol
Jan 6 2013 11:01PM
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Lick
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didn't even realize i passed 1k posts.
Jan 6 2013 11:03PM
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spliff.Life
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lol i remember the daze (days)

well the first time i got caught in the act, ( i got caught several times before like right after blazing but there was never any 'proof' so my parents couldnt do much) but being caught in the act of ripping a bong on the side door of my garage before dinner one time my dad (who has never smoked) waves his hands in front of my face, asks if i know where I am, and what everything looks like as though im tripping balls on another planet, and that is the first time i seriously used a face palm in real life and gave him a little laugh and told my dad it was not like that.

another time my friends mom came into the garage at my buddies while we were blazing, at first she was like nooooo thats bad, then we were like "but you used to do it!" and eventually got my buddies mom to take a couple puffs


thankfully ive never had to worry about parents, but police where i live are terrible people
Jan 6 2013 11:11PM
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theabortionator
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Stop being an idiot and learn how to smoke without getting caught. Posted way too many tips in way too many threads to care anymore.


Most people that get cause are caught because they're fucking idiots. Real cool move blaming it on your sister.

Don't torch the whole bowl. Light only what you're going to inhale, cap it with the lighter or your hand. Ghost the hit and then blow it through a spoof. Not a shitty spoof with one dryer sheet on the end. A full paper towel length with like 6 dryer sheets on the end and a fuck ton of tissues and dryer sheets inside so that the air is just able to come out.


If you do that it won't smell like smoke. Just need to change that shit regularly.

Or just buy a small vap.

Or just smoke outside or open a window.


Don't be an idiot. Getting caught personal stories is just dumb. Don't be an idiot, don't get caught.
Jan 6 2013 11:11PM
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Lick
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this. i smoke in my room like this all the time now
Jan 6 2013 11:20PM
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daannnnieel
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I don't really get caught because me, and all my friends are allowed.
Jan 6 2013 11:24PM
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youngdtay
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Nice claim
Jan 6 2013 11:27PM
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Kirsakid
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Well the first time I was caught by my dad was a couple years ago when I was in grade 9. I was downstairs already really high and both my parents were up stairs sleeping, so I though it would be a great idea to smoke in my downstairs bathroom and just use the fan. So there I am at like 1 Am about to light the pipe when I get the great idea to take off my clothes so they don't smell. So now I'm just sitting on the toilet smoking away and the fans doing a great job sucking away all the smoke. All of the sudden the door slams open and my dad is just standing there looking at his naked son with a pipe in his hand stoned as shit. All he says is "you do know the fan output is directly above my bedroom and it wreaks of weed and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED" and walks away.

spark notes: I was really high, decided to smoke naked in bathroom, dad found me, he was confused.


Earlier this year a bunch of my friends were at a buddies place whose family is really anti weed. Well we all get really drunk and right before I was about to go to bed my friend is like wanna smoke a joint and seeing as I had a like 5 grams on me we decide to roll all of it and go smoke it. The kid has a really place so we go out to the front yard and smoke on the giant front gate wall outside. After smoking all the weed we realize we were locked out and try to get into his garage by trying a random code to our surprise the door opens, us high as shit start high fiving and shit until we see my buddies mom standing there looking pissed. She then goes into how she says us on her security cameras and didn't know who we were and was worried and then going into the whole drugs are bad speech and i look over at my friend and he was just really high and not getting any of it and i was just noddding and agreeing with her. After a while she lets us inside gives us blankets to sleep on the couch and then goes downstairs and comes back up with popcorn and slushies saying she thinks we might enjoy these.


spark notes: at a friends place drunk family does not like weed, me and another friend get really high, mom finds us thinks we were robbers, gives drug speech then munchies and bed.
Jan 6 2013 11:44PM
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No.Quarter
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So does their room smell like deuce all the time?
Jan 6 2013 11:50PM
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Peach.
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I've never been caught and I've been at it for years.
It helps if you're not fucking retarded.
Jan 6 2013 11:52PM
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pmw
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haha dude this is a funny thread not an OMG i got caught. no need to come in and preach. besides, you smoked for like 9 months and quit because you got a concussion. you arent some all knowing weed smoking god

hmm where to start with mine. one night, got out of work and picked up a fresh slice. get home, all alone, so decide to twist up real quick. im smoking on my back patio which is right by the door that goes into the garage. i shut the main door to the house but leave the glass/screen door open. well apparently half of the glass was down, and all my smoke was just pouring through the screen. so i see the headlights of the rents roll up right as i finish and am just like word all done (grinny stoner face.jpg). so i hear the door to the house open and my lil sis just exclaim "smells in here!". haha my mom was all pissy which is classic and my dad didnt give a f.

sitting in my friends basement once, just chillin. mom calls down asking us if we want her to make us a pizza. obvi we say ya. after that decide to roast in the garage. about 10 minutes later she just opens the door, mid bong rip, telling us our pizza is done. offers to throw in some chicken nuggets as well.



Jan 7 2013 12:06AM
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accualyisdolan
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I've never been caught I'm inclined to agree
Jan 7 2013 12:15AM
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Dr.Dro
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We had been smoking outside but the smell came inside when we entered the house to get our weed and load more bowls in a warm comfortable environment. It has also gotten to the point where my friend doesn't care so much about being caught. His sister is 21 so she can legally smoke so it is way better for her to take the blame so the $300 bong is safe and she has agreed to taking the blame, we just never thought his mom would freak like she did.

If you are never caught you either don't smoke enough or your parents are nieve as fuck.
Jan 7 2013 12:15AM
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act.resist
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never been caught, almost got busted by the police with an eighth once though.

lookoutwevegotabadassoverhere.jpg
Jan 7 2013 12:20AM
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theabortionator
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Jan 7 2013 12:21AM
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spliff.Life
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hahah exact same story for me but dad was all pissy and my mom dgaf

i smoked outside my back door, an honest 10 feet away, the door was cracked, apparently a lot of smoke drafted in due to outside/inside temp dif, when i walked into my kitchen i was surprised at how smokey at was.




another time i was with my friend in SLC on spring break, staying at his super mormon cousins house. (we were seniors in hs) My friend and i blazed in the basement and blow out the window which we later find out is also right next to a ceiling air intake vent!
about 5 minutes later his cousin comes downstairs and is freaking out because his parents bathroom is full of smoke, luckily his parents didnt use the bathroom that night
Jan 7 2013 12:37AM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
Never been caught red handed but have been asked so many times by my parents if i am high or not. on the cool down right now because the heat is on and i don't need to be caught with that shit by my super religious parents
Jan 7 2013 12:53AM
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theabortionator
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I post decent advice about how to not get caught in a thread about getting caught smoking only to get called out by some douche.


Smoked for like 9 months? Quit smoking because I got a concussion? I may not be a weed smoking god, but you sure no pretty much nothing about me for your attempt at a call out. Also I don't claim to be a weed smoking god. At the same time if people followed some of the things I posted in some of these threads, they might not get caught, and might not have problems.
Jan 7 2013 12:54AM
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Reister
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Good Work Yo
Jan 7 2013 12:56AM
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theabortionator
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That's a retarded statement. If you're all I smoked my first bowl derp then yeah they'll probably notice, otherwise not.


Yeah you can have bad luck and things can happen. I'm not saying it's easy not to get caught if you have a mom that cleans every inch of your room looking for shit everyday, smells you and gives you a piss test. Just saying that most people who get caught aren't being careful.

You can be high 24/7 without your room reeking of weed. And seriously the capping bowls, ghost, spoof method works ridiculously well. That was before I discovered vaps though.

The way you posted that made it sound like it's almost cool to get caught.
Jan 7 2013 12:59AM
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theabortionator
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Good luck man. Super religious parents make the game so much more interesting. Seriously good luck.
Jan 7 2013 1:01AM
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Kirsakid
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I'm missing why you felt like quoting a part of my post and adding a period
Jan 7 2013 1:04AM
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rareison
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Well I had bought 5g from thi dealer I know, she was in town for a week or so and had a bunch, and anyways after I bought mine my 14 yr old neighbor decided it would be a good idea to buy 2g even though he had never smoked weed before. The dumb fuck left it out in his room and his mom found it, flipped shit and called my mom at 12 am and my mom went over to her house and the kid told my mom everything, how much I bought, who I got it from, etc, so my mom comes back and asks if I had the weed and I didn't wanna lie so I just said yeah and gave it to them and they threw it in the garbage lol. Other than that I've never been caught actually smoking it. Although some cops drove past like 100 feet away from me and my friends when we were smoking one time, and that was just after I had bought the 5g, that was sketchy
Jan 7 2013 1:04AM
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BE..
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This is not true. I smoke fairly often (once or twice a day) and my parents have never come close to catching me. It's really not that hard to be safe about it, just:
A. Don't smoke in your actual house, that's what a garage is for.
B. Always have eyedrops on you (Rotos).
C. Keep all of your shit in a good hiding spot
D. Always use frebreeze or at least deodorant if you smoke in your car (don't use ozium, it doesn't work that well on weed smell)

That's really all I do and I've never had any trouble. If you get caught by your parents, you only have yourself to blame because it's pretty fucking easy to not to. However, my school just started weekly random drug dog searches of the school parking lot so that makes things a little harder.
Jan 7 2013 1:54AM
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Steeze_Minister
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watch out for railroad police
Jan 7 2013 2:01AM
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PimpDaddySkier
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me n some buddies were smoking on my back porch one summer afternoon, and for some unknown reason my buddies mom came over to my house and immediately came to the porch as we were passing the doobie. she flipped out and yelled "SMOKING DOPE!??! GOOD CHOICE BOYS" and stormed off and went back home.

we couldn't stop laughing as we finished the doobie.....
Jan 7 2013 2:02AM
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MothaHucker
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Oh lord I hate to look back on this night.

School just got out on a friday afternoon so a few buddies and I meet up to chill. My friend Nate tells me he just bought this new bong and that I have to test it out with him. I tell him hat I wasn't planning on smoking that day so I had to courteously object to hs offer. He then pulls it out (brand new helix bong) and tells me to reconsider. So like any man would, I decide to take one rip. We go out to this pretty cool spot not too far from home base called the "peace bowl". The spot gets its name because it is a big emptied out resevoir in the middle of the woods and has a pattern in it that resembles the peace sign when viewed from a sattelite image. Anyways, while the rest of the gang was throwin a frisbee across the bowl my buddy and I load up a bowl. Well one rip turns into two or three, maybe a bit more and before I know it I am absolutely fucking ripped, and with no eyedrops. So the group consensus is to toss the disc around a bit more then head to safeway to pick up some drops for my buddy and I. Well apparenly I was too high to feel my phone vibrating non-stop in my pocket which I later found out to be my parents calling me 13 times, wondering where I was and if I wanted to go to dinner with the family. Now mind you this whole incident is occuring just two weeks after my very first time being caught affiliated with the herb. So my worried parents decided to take matters into their own hands and tracked my ass on my iphone. At this point my friends and I are just playing some frisbee, not a care in the world, when out from the middle of the woods my Mom, Dad, and Brother emerge to find me eyes redder than the devil's penis throwing a frisbee over some huge hippy circle. But the fun doesn't end there, they immediately know I am high then take me out to a sit down dinner in which I have to sit across from them acting normal, answering their inquiries as to why my eyes are so red with bullshit responses such as "I must be allergic to smething in those woods", all while trying to control my eating and knowing I am fucked.

Yeah,

That sucked.

*Sparknotes: Test out buddies new bong, no eyedrops, out in the middle of the woods, family tracks me, emerges out of the woods, eat at a restaurant with them, read the fucking story, it's worth it.

Jan 7 2013 2:32AM
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liukangkid
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I was caught rolling a joint in the hot tub in 7th grade. My dad yelled at me and my friend. It was not fun. I moved on and got caught pretty consistently until they did not care anymore.
Jan 7 2013 2:38AM
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JeremyClarkson
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Deeeeeeeewd one tiem I was smokin weed dewd aaaand my mooom liiiiek walks in and was liiiiike "it smeeells like weeed in heeeeeeere!". she gawt really maaaaad broooo It was totlally nawt kewl maaaaaan.
Jan 7 2013 2:56AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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This one time i was home alone and really wanted to smoke. Me, not giving a fuck, decided to go up to the third floor and rip a bong and read a magazine. It was the Top 100 guitarist of all time, Rolling Stone. I was nursing the bowl because i was alone and why the fuck do i need to smoke it fast? I took no preparations to hide the smell so you can imagine that it reeked like weed, which it most certainly did. The room was just larger than the size of a jail cell giving it the look as if a blanket of clouds layered a city such as fog would. I also had my ipod plugged into some speakers playing classic rock while i read about Hendrix, Page, Clapton, and other guitar legends. You could say i was having a moment in my solo smoking sesh. 3/4 into this burn im hearing footsteps coming up the stairs. The footsteps that a grown man would carry with him. I knew he could smell the smoke, hear the music, and im damn sure he knew i could hear his footsteps. He turned the corner and gave me the same stare that i gave him except my eyes were the color of red velvet and his were as white as the snow you and i ski on. The only thing we can hear is Boston sing "more than a feeling" which was enough to make him, my housemate, turn a solo moment into a duo moment.

Thats the only time i've been caught.
Jan 7 2013 3:04AM
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bighomieflock
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Don't trust this guy. He's still drunk.
Jan 7 2013 3:04AM
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.Rybak.
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Haven't smoked for about a year because my school has weekly random drug testing.
Jan 7 2013 9:04AM
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Lansfield
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That sucks.

Never been caught in the act, I've come close though. Had friends over, some drunk, some just stoned as fuck. We just chilled and stuff, smoking a bong we made quickly out of a milk jug (no one had their glass there). At about 11, I knew my parents were coming home, so I kicked my friends out because they had made a point making sure I didnt have any one over. So they left and I sat down to play Halo with my brother and I see my parents drive up. They walk in and the first thing they say is that the house smells like shit (weed and axe mixed together. Never use axe to cover the smell. Ever. It just smells worse.) Then my parents went to the basement and there was shit everywhere and they were like "Did you do all this??" I of course said ya, but they knew I was bluffing. So they went back upstairs and they noticed the door was broken. One of my friends couldnt close it for whatever fucking reason so proceeded to slam it over and over. Then they noticed our cat was gone. At this point they were pissed so I just went to bed. The next morning my mum told me she found a bong in the park nextdoor and asked if it was mine and I said I had no idea whos it was. So that was pretty damn close.

Sparknotes: Had friends over when parents were out, kicked them out last minute before they came home, house smelled like dick, door was broken, basement was a mess, and I lost my cat.

Jan 7 2013 9:54AM
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mehregan15
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not really true, i've been smoking about an 8th a week for 4 years now and I am 100% in the clear. and I see me parents a lot.
Jan 7 2013 10:22AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Hahaha oh Dave you fool. They'll get ya 9 times out of 9.

Never been caught in the act because I am a ghost in the shadows but I have been caught a few times right after. One time at a buddies house we had quite a few people over, two bowls, a vape, and a 2-3 ft bong all going on at once, in this kids basement. Now before you go "oh you fucking idiots smoking in a basement" his dad was a pilot and supposed to be gone until the following morning, his mom (god love her) was clueless as to what was going on...and was asleep. So we had been puffing only sumadamose righteous sensimilla when a fiend who, in an act of complete pussiness had gone to bed, called us from upstairs and said that the father was home. Quickly we hid the bong and vape all jumped in various chairs and opened the nearest laptop. It wreaked, not the faint "oh you might have been smoking something" no it smelled like we walked into the heart of a marijuana factory. He comes down looks at all of us as we avoid eye contact for a solid 3 minutes then says something along the lines of "you guys are fucking idiots. Don't you know how to open a window?" He then proceeds to call his son upstairs and give him a talking to. Needless to say we all got of because the guy is the fucking man and most of my just getting caught after experiences happened with him.


Oh and my dad found a 5 gallon parachute in my trunk once. Think it was actually from that same night. I got off though because Im a lawyer and can handle the truth.
Jan 7 2013 10:32AM
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ALaw
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Never got caught, now I don't live with my parents so it doesn't matter.
Jan 7 2013 10:52AM
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Dr.Dro
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I highly doubt if you are stoned 24/7 you will go un noticed by your parents. especially if they have smoked before. All it takes is the smell, red eyes, one of your friends to get caught or some rumors to go around that you smoke and they somehow get to your parents. Rumors among parents is how I was caught, this was back when I hardly smoked and some parents called out my my mom at a adult party infront of everyone saying all I do is smoke all day with friends and do nothing productive. Then my dad ransacks my whole room and finds my bud. It wasn't a big deal though and my bud should have been in a better spot. Still he had a suspicion that I smoked. Going caught free definitely can be done, but its way easier if you have nieve parents who have never smoked before, if you are smoking up to a quarter a week and are planing to never run into trouble good luck.

Its never cool getting caught smoking marijuana. Just though it was funny how they reacted. Totally freaked out on his sister and they got a taxi for me when I left cause they were worried I would crash if I were to drive. My friend wasn't allowed to drive for 24 hours and they took all his cash so he can't buy bud. Little do they know he just bought an ounce.

Vapes still smell especially if you smoke 1 or 2 grams in a sitting. there is no hiding the smell then. Sploofs work but still will leave your parents a bit suspicious if they are to walk in an smell sploof, definitely gets rid of the smell faster and the danger level is significantly lowered. If you are going to smoke in your room do it at smart times. When parents are at work, or asleep.
Jan 7 2013 11:31AM
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act.resist
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Private or public school? Im on the same page though because my work does them. I was actually just drug tested a couple days ago.
Jan 7 2013 11:54AM
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tripnip
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never been caught smoking but my parents found a piece.

Where i live most parents smoke and are very chill with it so its not a big deal. I love Colorado.
Jan 7 2013 12:02PM
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TOK
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hahaha. lost so hard.
Jan 7 2013 12:03PM
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theabortionator
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Why don't you just talk to me on your real account.

You highly doubt, well I'm glad to know what your retarded opinion is.

The smell? Already covered that one.

Red eyes, I didn't really get red eyes but I always kept visine for friends or the rare occasion I did.

That's why I'm not friends with 12 year old I smoked my first bowl children.

Talking about how much weed you smoke is just for irrelevant pussy claims. If you're talking about a situation where you aren't allowed to smoke, smoking more for the sake of smoking more doesn't gain you cool point. Hell smoking never gains you super cool points.

I could smoke much less than that and be high all day everyday. It's called conservation. It's really helpful for having nugs to smoke when you're low on funds. Not that peoples "I smoked a 5 gram doobie" claims in this thread weren't most likely bullshit or anything, but it's just fucking wasteful.

Hell in the winter I would smoke blunts all the time so I didn't have glass in my pockets at the mountain. Would I roll a few grams of my headies into each one? Hell no. I would even torch the whole thing to my face for no reason. Sometimes I'd spark it up quick before doing a build, take 3 or 4 solid rips and then put it out for later.

In this thread you have people talking about doing bong rips in basements and shit like that. Yes luck plays a big role, but not being an idiot plays a bigger role.

Maybe I just like to be extra cautious. Didn't slow down my life and it kept me from getting caught so good enough for me.


Vaps really don't smell much. If you use a shitty vap and suck at using it, burn the bud and get smoke then it'll reek. You can still ghost the hits and use a spoof or open a window. Why the hell do you need to smoke 1-2 grams in one sitting? That's 12 year old claim shit.

"Sploofs work but still will leave your parents a bit suspicious if they are to walk in an smell sploof"

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"If you are going to smoke in your room do it at smart times. When parents are at work, or asleep."

You're just a kid that probably plans your whole week around smoking for a night. You and your little friends pool together enough to get a dime bag of mexican brick on monday. You wait until friday because your one buddy's parents are leaving town. Then you go over there and smoke it all type "trippy videos" into youtube, and share a mikes hard lemonade between 5 of you.


Epic night.
Jan 7 2013 12:06PM
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p-oskier
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This made me lol
Jan 7 2013 12:21PM
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Dr.Dro
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Vapes tend to not smell for 5-10 hits after that you start to get a smell going. Why would I smoke 1-2 grams in a sitting. The most likely occasion is I tend to smoke with 4-5 other people so when everyone puts up it turns out to be about 1-2 grams. We have had the vape at 394-396*F the smell reeked the hallway and floor of my friend dorm.

Another example from my experiences. My friend and I were taking snaps out of his bong and using a sploof. A gatorade bottle stuffed full of dryer sheets with holes poked in the bottom. His grandma walks in and says it smells funny in here. What is the smell? We said it was fresh laundry. Not sure if she believed us though. Sploofs are way safer than smoking a with no sploof. However it is no mask that covers the smell 100 perent it still smells a little smokey and can give adults suspicion.


"You're just a kid that probably plans your whole week around smoking for a night. You and your little friends pool together enough to get a dime bag of mexican brick on monday. You wait until friday because your one buddy's parents are leaving town. Then you go over there and smoke it all type "trippy videos" into youtube, and share a mikes hard lemonade between 5 of you."

Lol not even man. Reminds me of 8th grade when my friend would smoke 6-10 kids out with 7 grams that he got for free weekly every friday.

My bud comes from oakland, ca nigga, grown by locals and smoked by locals. High grade sensimilla for sure.
Jan 7 2013 12:43PM
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DERS.
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classic stories. im not a dumbass so ive never been actually caught.

but my mom used to always give me the "smells in here" or the "it smells like a skunk!" routine. now i live in colorado, she knows and has accepted it.

also when i first started around freshman year of hs, my bud decided slinging ganj would be a good idea. so he decides to start doin it at our private school. dumbass. anywho a crew of like 6 ppl (im not a dumbass, didnt involve myself in this) go out to buy/sell weed one day and there was a rat, still dont know who it was to this day, and they all got caught. naturally being the kids friend i was called into the office and gang interrogated by the admin forcing me to admit buying weed on school property. i said fuck that you have no evidence of me doing such activities. they couldnt do shit but call my parents and say we have a suspicion your sun is tokin reefer. anywho my friend got expelled the other 5 or so suspended for a week. and my parents found out, and that was that.

since then moms has found a couple pipes, sacks, papers, ect. but went away to school and no longer cares. fuck it its legal.

also have had a few run ins with iSmokeweed now the_Avatar's mom, and her gettin real close being like "ARE YOU HIGH, i can smell it!!"

good times. smoking at will at my house at school now i almost wish i had the danger of being caught. danger tokin were the glory days.
Jan 7 2013 12:46PM
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rasta_tom
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...and he doesn't want to be anymore!
Jan 7 2013 1:03PM
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J-C
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this one time in hs this kid from my class tells me he has weed to sell so going into history class i tell myself that it would be way more pleasant to be high has fuck. so on the break between third and fourth period, we go outside and he sells it to me and i smoke maybe half of it because the course were starting. i remember being pretty high and telling myself to rub the joint in the grass so it light off. so i go back to my second locker (witch was right beside my assigned locker) and putting the joint in there. the problem was that i forgot that my coat was in there (it was mid december). so they smelled the burning joint and where waiting till the end of the classes to find out who it was. so i go back to my locker to find out that they were there and not having a coat found out that it was me. the next morning i went to the principal office and told me that it must of been really good weed because all of the secretary office was smelling like shit but he didn't tell my parent so i was happy
Jan 7 2013 1:07PM
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Pugh
Posts: 138 - Karma: 27
i dont know why im laughing so hard
Jan 7 2013 1:12PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Public well I guess I wouldn't be able to get tested if I wasn't in a sport.
Jan 7 2013 1:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,333
You were the one who was saying "If you are never caught you either don't smoke enough or your parents are nieve as fuck. "

You smoke all the time but you mostly just smoke with 4 or 5 people? I'm not saying smoking isn't social but if you smoke regularly you aren't going to go way out of your way to find people to blaze with every time.

As far as the vap maybe you just suck at it.

You were doing bong rips. Always a great move when you're trying to not be detected. Also if you ghost your hits then blow through a spoof it's not smoky. Doing bong rips and then blasting the smoke through your poorly made spoof isn't going to cover it up.


Maybe you just need to refine your techniques.

"My bud comes from oakland, ca nigga, grown by locals and smoked by locals. High grade sensimilla for sure."
Lol, you sound like such a child. Maybe that's why you get caught all the time.


Jan 7 2013 2:20PM
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ForeverYung
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Jesus stop arguing
Jan 7 2013 3:37PM
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