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I NEED your thoughts please...
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Skiiers of all sorts, I'm putting together a two page, text based spread in Adobe InDesign (using both Illustrator and Photoshop) but I need your thoughts. Please, I just want a random sentence, a few thoughts based on EXACTLY the things THAT GO THROUGH YOUR BRAIN as you ski...words or phrases...any of these will be greatly appreciated.
ie: the thoughts you think as you go to throw a 3,5,7, or 9...the things you think as your approaching a lip or a rail...anything.
Thanks much...LaTe
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
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-FUCK
-wow that was close
-man what a pussy
-this is deff. gonna hurt
-why do i suck so much
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ok, and now? a switch corked 720, yes sick,
oh no, this wont happen.
no, serious just something like 'holy jesus' or something like that.
proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
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I dont think while skiing :D
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lets go get some ski some food'
Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
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Sometimes eh, ya jus' gotta GIV'R!
-TAK, PPPhD
''Gotta find something to make me think. Hardy Boys... too hard! Nancy Drew... too easy!'' -Fry
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just generally an *aahhhhhh* as my breath is taken away when im in midair and cant see the landing for that split second.
also 'when you fly, dont you ever get stuck in the sky! dont you ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high!' in wrong lyrics because Im not much of a singer, to a truly awesome system of a down song(the few lines i know)
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Why am I doing this, don't have to prove myself to anybody...*Jump* Ahhh! I wanna go again!!!
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'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity' - bern0071
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keep it smooth
Let us have a revolution
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yeeeaaaaahhh.
skiing is life
without skiing, i would have no life
'did you see that quad twister? that was sick!' -random mogul compeditor
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these snowboarders better get outta the middle of this trail
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or...
''DIEPIGGYPIGGYDIEPIGGYPIGGYDIE!!!''
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''Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.''
-George Bernard Shaw
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one of these days I swear I'll land in the parking lot
You can't have rythym if you ain't got no soul
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Never say this is my last run, it might just happen.
Landing on your head is only bad the first time
It's all about the Style, not the Steez
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'Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.' - Shaggy
If you ski in Massachusetts join the Mass-ive Cult, message me and you're in!!!!
THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING ATLANTASKI IS BEING A IGNORANT RED-NECK
'... Osama Bin Laden then closed the video with this statemeant 'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!' which show us all he does is sit around and watch TV' - John Stewart
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'I wonder if that chick will go to my truck and hump?'
Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I\'m not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment. What\'s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill and spill over and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish craft of the cutter. I\'m cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife!
- Bert McCracken
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i might die... but this is gunna be so sick if i land it. oh and another one after i land i sometimes think wow that felt better then sex
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fuck you... OH SHIT... holy fuck... what the fuck... oh my god... eat shit... ahh christ... dammit... what a fag... i greased that shit cleaner than t.hall... damn she's fine... hes got my skis... holy shit... what the fuck... get out of my kitchen... i need to shit... chickity china the chinese chicken... do i smell weed... evry things spinnin and youre beginnin to think women are swimmin in pink linen... ooh i forgot to charge my cell phone...
wow, this is by far the greatest place on the planet... i would rather be here than anywhere in the world... leave me alone, i am enjoying the solitude...
Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.
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holy shit, im gonna die
crochet, so hot rigth now
CONCEPT headwear
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I wonder if the chick on the deck is hot without those goggles on... even though her teeth are fucked-up
You can't have rythym if you ain't got no soul
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!oh shit
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'i hope my hair looks good'
'did i leave the coffee pot on?'
Vote or die mother f'er mother f'er vote or die
Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife right through your eye
Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I'll mother f'n kill you
Yeah
I like it when you vote bitch ... bitch
Shake them titties when you vote bitch ... bitch
Slam a jimmy through your mouth roof ... mouth roof
And get your big ass in the polling booth
I said vote bitch or I'll mother f'n kill you
Vote or die mother f'er mother f'er vote die
You can't run from a 38 go ahead and try
Let your opinion be heard you gotta make a choice
For after I slit your throat you won't have a f'n voice
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'I'm one of the few people on earth who can cork a spread eagle, and damnit I'm gonna show it!'
You can't have rythym if you ain't got no soul
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Needs more butter!
I could do that if I had that equiptment
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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'this could hurt' and not much else
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this is by far the only thing that should go on your whatever you call it...
When in doubt...Fuckin Send It...
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
...i didnt do it
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WICKED PISSAH!
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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good
Park Life Clothing
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'i got this shit'
'for the love of skiing, throw it down'
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after a good big jump, i always tend to laugh, like giggle, its awesome
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
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Nothing at all, that's the fun part. It's absolute freedom.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
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'... ..... .......'
'after swingin round that tree jumpturn carve and launch the ledge...ride it out yeaaaaah'
'Their off to find the hero of the dayyyyyyeay.
-STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!
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'save the second thoughts for after i leave the lip'
and 'bitch NIIIIIIGGGGGAAAAAA!......' is pretty popular too
my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
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yes.....no......yes......oh shit, to late to back out now!
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-oh god im not even close to making it
-quit thinking, just do it
$$NWFT$$
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hollywood
compression
this is better than sex
i can slot that
pull up above that outcrop, lean a big turn down to the right and then straightline out between those two trees
'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.
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holy fuck, i am going wayyyy to fast. im going to break my legs and castrate myself
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welp, see ya later
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eh voila
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I still gotta love it when Phil Dion would say 'that's a huge bitch!' while he was in the air..that damn french accent. LaTe...thanks for the input...
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
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In case you still need something for your InDesign document (it's a sweet program, eh?!)
'Attack the mountain.'
I repeat that over and over. When I don't think I'm going fast enough, or pushing myself I just start saying it, sometimes out loud.
Oh yeah, and I'm not a racer (for all you little park rats who can't keep up)
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This speed will put me right about on top of the knuckle
You can't have rythym if you ain't got no soul
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-oh man, i forgot what i was gonna do...ummm...think quick....SPREAD EAGLE TIME!!!!!
-at least i'm going out with style
-don't poop your pants...don't poop your pants
-this is gonna hurt like a mofo
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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
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I Grunt, so it would be kind of like 'Ughhhhhhhhhhhh..!'
'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
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