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Why does my pointer finger hurt so damn much

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.frenchy
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Ok so NS I really need your help

The tip top of my pointer finger really fucking hurts if it touches anything and I dont know why!! I don't remember falling on it skiing or anything like that.. It's been a couple days now.

inb4 soak it in bleach
inb4 sticking it in pooper jokes


NS I reallyneedyourhelprightnow

my finger is throbbing after typing that god DAMN IT
Jan 5 2013 9:06PM
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Chinchi
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Did ya stick it in your pooper?
Jan 5 2013 9:07PM
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Yeezus
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you sir, are experiencing the first signs of the aids virus.
Jan 5 2013 9:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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stop sticking it in your booty hole.
Jan 5 2013 9:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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check if there's a string tied around your finger.
Jan 5 2013 9:09PM
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-emile-
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I had that for a while , I later learnt that I drunkily shoved it the hardest i could in a brick wall. Sucked it was broken haha
Jan 5 2013 9:10PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Stop sitting on your finger
Jan 5 2013 9:13PM
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FatWhore
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This could be a felon. A felon is an infection of the soft tissue at the fingertip.
An infection of the fingertip can lead to an abscess, which creates pressure and death of nearby finger tip tissues. The fingertip becomes very swollen and firm with intense throbbing pain. Minor felons may be treated with warm soaks several times a day to increase blood flow. An antibiotic is usually needed. Treatment may require prompt surgical drainage of the abscess as well.
Jan 5 2013 9:14PM
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.frenchy
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This scares me -_____-


What if I say yolo and don't do anything? Will it just slowly go away?
Jan 5 2013 9:17PM
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FatWhore
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I dont know, you might loose a finger and all the tissue. Just soak it in warm water a few times a day for like a week and if it still hurts after that then I would go to the doc.
Jan 5 2013 9:19PM
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theschneidler
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Yeah this seems likely, what did you have to remember?
Jan 5 2013 9:20PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Sounds to me like the aids virus, I am a doctor (for all you know). For real though, go to a real doctor because they know more than a bunch of stoned kids on ns.
Jan 5 2013 9:24PM
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Nacho+
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If this is what I think it is, I get them all the time. What I get is a really sensative stop on my finger on the skin where my nail is, usually around the corner. It turns green after a while, and lasts for about a week. I've heard people say that it is and ingrown finger/toenail, but it goes away so idk. Basically when I get this, it hurts so fucking bad to touch anything with that part of my finger. You said that it was the tip of your finger, so idk if it is the same. If it isn't ingrown, than its probaby THE AIDS



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Jan 5 2013 9:29PM
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mmallender.
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have you been skiing? are you wearing warm enough gloves, or gloves at all? i have been skiing without gloves for the past few days ive rode, and while at the time my hands have seemed fine, an hour or two after i have had really sensitive fingertips from what i assume was the cold/me not noticing it.
Jan 5 2013 9:33PM
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.frenchy
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Thread update: Been going to doctors for the second day now, and my finger is all cut up and shit.



It was Staph Infection.
Jan 9 2013 4:07PM
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1337
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holy shit dude
Jan 9 2013 4:08PM
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Turner.
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Jan 9 2013 4:11PM
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.frenchy
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Lol we took the band aide/gauze shit off my finger today and I finally got to see what he did... Under my finger nail (half of it) is hollow and cut up, word!


inb4 post pics tomorrow when I can take the next set of band-aids off!
Jan 9 2013 4:12PM
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Stickity
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well fuck. good thing you went to the doc!
Jan 9 2013 4:14PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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threads for pics
Jan 9 2013 4:32PM
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CheddarJack
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So what you're saying is that the doctor basically circumcised your finger?
Jan 9 2013 4:50PM
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Sno.
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this thread is useless without pictures.
Jan 9 2013 4:55PM
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NotGhood
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does that mean he's jewish now

no but seriously that's some gnarly shit threads for pics
Jan 9 2013 4:58PM
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midwestpowhunter
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i came here to tell you you also most likely have aids
Jan 9 2013 5:08PM
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Pigeon.
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happened to me once but entire finger i just ignored it
Jan 9 2013 5:14PM
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Mag
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What I don't get is why you couldn't just use one of your many of your other fingers to type this, and this sounds bad, don't really want to see pics, but tempted.
Jan 9 2013 5:17PM
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Petey.
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OP's fingers







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Jan 9 2013 5:23PM
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.frenchy
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Everyone knows the pointer finger is the main one to type with.


AND FU DAT FINGER TEETH PIC


I'll try to post pics tomorrow night, I need to keep it clean and dry so no taking bandage off until tomorrow... I even need to wear a rubber glove in shower!
Jan 9 2013 9:00PM
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lands11
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I FUCKING HATE THOSE PICTURES, FUCK!
Jan 9 2013 9:06PM
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mmallender.
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die in a fire.

i will find you, and i will kill you
Jan 9 2013 11:30PM
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CheddarJack
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SOMEONE DELETE THAT PICTURE. EWWWWWW.
Jan 9 2013 11:35PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Staph infection sucks dude. I had a staph infection on my knee that looked like a volcano. The doctor told me to let it break on it's own. When it finally erupted I saw every color of the eruption. It was pretty funky. Eight years later, I still have a scar.
Jan 9 2013 11:41PM
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Ryguy920
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Damnnnn threads for pics
Jan 10 2013 12:00AM
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Royal-bamboo
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Jan 10 2013 12:52AM
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.frenchy
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I had that in 7th grade and have a scar too...... How the hell do you even get it?

Pics later today so be ready.... If you don't like nasty shit don't come back!
Jan 10 2013 6:25AM
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HWW
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If it is noticeably nasty then I would go to the doctor right now. If it's just throbbing and maybe a little swollen, give it a little while, but if it gets worse then definitely go to a doctor.
Jan 10 2013 7:22AM
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Ryguy920
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Lol someone didn't read the whole thread
Jan 10 2013 9:44AM
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e_strapp
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bump, i want to see pics!
Jan 10 2013 12:15PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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index finger.
Jan 10 2013 12:17PM
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.frenchy
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You really think I care? Lol......


Oh and new update: It's not staph.... Much worse; MRSA Infection! Gonna have to go back soon and get more medications!

So it's pretty much Staph on steroids.... Common antibiotics (like the ones I got) are immune to it...


Are you sure you still want pics? Probably later tonight if you still want haha.
Jan 10 2013 2:46PM
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yourthemannowdog
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We think it was a spider, but we do not know for sure. I didn't tell my parents for a week and on my birthday it was bothering me so I mentioned it. They freaked out, brought me to the doctor, he freaked out, and got me on some antibiotics pronto.
Jan 10 2013 3:57PM
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.frenchy
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Well at least the hole closed up............


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Jan 10 2013 7:29PM
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.frenchy
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1 more cuz u liek it



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Jan 10 2013 10:12PM
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jahmin44
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PHFFFTT
Jan 11 2013 12:11AM
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gurneykid
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holy shit bro. talk about delivering
Jan 11 2013 12:35AM
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e_strapp
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You should put it on Instagram so people know some of the effects of the aids disease
Jan 11 2013 2:28AM
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.frenchy
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IT AIN'T AIDS FOOL
Jan 11 2013 6:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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It's not staph, it's...staph! Derp. Go get some new antibiotics and stop being a pussy. It's not a big deal at all.

Jan 11 2013 7:08AM
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theschneidler
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frenchy I diagnosed you on WebMD, sorry bro, you have cancer :(
Jan 11 2013 7:12AM
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Belzebub
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You have the weakest and skinniest indexfinger ive seen. Can you pick locks with it?
Jan 11 2013 8:37AM
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theabortionator
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