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Tackling in soccer

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Pikachu.
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An alumni showed our team this video that someone took of their first round in state. Its hilarious. skip to 1:07.

got any good angry soccer reaction videos?
Jan 5 2013 5:12PM
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Andi_G
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what a sore fucking loser
Jan 5 2013 5:18PM
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accualyisdolan
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I love the subtle war that goes on in futball
Jan 5 2013 5:19PM
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MNS
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Soccer players are pussies
Jan 5 2013 6:30PM
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NotGhood
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also generally not very nice people. like 75% of the soccer players i know are also real douchenozzles
Jan 5 2013 6:31PM
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line686
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It seemed like a reaction to the guy in white throwing the ball at his nuts.
Jan 5 2013 6:34PM
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SkiBum.
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This.
Jan 5 2013 6:35PM
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El_Barto.
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yep. Kid in white was the douche
Jan 5 2013 6:38PM
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edai
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perfect wrap up, kid should be a cornerback
Jan 5 2013 6:42PM
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Petersaurusrex
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If someone is going for my berries, I'm gonna react.
Jan 5 2013 6:45PM
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_Garagely_
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I love how so many people in major sports have crazy tempers.
Jan 5 2013 6:49PM
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SkierPT
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This 100%. Untucking an opposing players jersey over And over again. Or scraping the bottom of your cleat down there ankle during a corner
Jan 5 2013 6:55PM
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accualyisdolan
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No shit
Jan 5 2013 6:56PM
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Spinoza
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lol, Hardcore
Jan 5 2013 6:59PM
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bdogthecun.t
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How you tackle in England in the game called football you yankee twats
Jan 5 2013 7:00PM
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DeRizzo
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I hate soccer. I played for so long too. I was defense and everytime a goal was scored from my side I was instantly blamed. And you have to run so I quit.
Jan 5 2013 7:00PM
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iSmokeweed
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see, the key to getting away with dirty shit, is to be as passive as possible. dont fight back imediately. next time he has the ball, slide taclke the shit out of him, or my personal favorite, on any 50-50 ball just step on his ankles.

im glad the blue play wrecked that kid. teams that run up the score fucking suck.
Jan 5 2013 7:03PM
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accualyisdolan
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That's cuz u sucked
Jan 5 2013 7:05PM
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.tony
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it's because they think just because they can run around and score a few goals they are special. Because they think they are special and they get a tiny little trip they need to cry about trying to get a free penalty kick or whatever. Hence making them pussies, and their ego's make them think they are top shit. Although this doesn't apply to all, it definitely applies to a vast majority of soccer players. At least highschool players. I used to play, and never acted like this, also a really repetitive sport over the years unless u r a g33k.
Jan 5 2013 7:06PM
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iSmokeweed
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if you can get a spike on the edge of your cleat into the side of the keepers, shoe, they cant jump or move.
Jan 5 2013 7:06PM
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iSmokeweed
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also, kids will one day realize, highschool sports mean nothing, and no one thinks you are cool.
Jan 5 2013 7:08PM
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.tony
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This is what I tell all these "big strong" football players at my school. First they piss people off, second they are usually dumb as fuck and will get no where in life, maybe they will get a ride into college, but it is not as common or helpful as one would think. If you play a sport, play it for fun, don't think it will do you any favors past physical reasons and your highschool career. I play lacrosse and just play it for fun, there are way better things to do than play with sticks with sweaty boys for a few hours.
Jan 5 2013 7:27PM
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iSmokeweed
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after seeing gnar, my senoir year of highschool i became "THE BEST HURDLER AT THE MEET", and i would often tell competitors right before i was up for long jump i would yell " im gonna jump the shit out this".

then you had the kids who actually took shit way to seriously for how good they were. those were the best to fuck with.
Jan 5 2013 7:32PM
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coldcuts69
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Fuck off kid, soccer players are the kind of people who fuck other peoples moms for fun. See what I'm getting at?
Jan 5 2013 7:34PM
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thenightman
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This is how real men hit, you red coat shit sipper.


Jan 5 2013 7:35PM
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SkierPT
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Genious
Jan 5 2013 7:43PM
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theabortionator
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Not really. Probably in better shape then you've ever been.


And to the guy below, sick generalization bro
Jan 5 2013 7:44PM
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gucci_mane
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thats quite the generalization, more like a stereotype but I'm sorry thats been your experience..
Jan 5 2013 7:49PM
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Shireshredder
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Im going to blow some peoples minds here. Im English, I hate soccer (Football) and play American Football at a British University.
Jan 5 2013 7:50PM
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theabortionator
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OMG MIND IS BLOWN! Guess how many people care?





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Jan 5 2013 8:08PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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i like how he threw the ball at him first then missed

Jan 5 2013 8:57PM
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mmallender.
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while not all, MOST soccer players i have met suck super hard. one i can think of in particular, shitty human being in every single way imaginable
Jan 5 2013 10:02PM
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Spinoza
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its actually pretty interesting
Jan 5 2013 10:05PM
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Peter.
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ryan shawcross. that is all
Jan 5 2013 10:09PM
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Pikachu.
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Jan 5 2013 10:15PM
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Bogs
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what do you mean by repetitive? aren't most sports pretty repetitive? i mean even skiing you do the same thing every time, no? go up the chair, ski down, up the chair, ski down, and so on until forever.
Jan 5 2013 10:15PM
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Pikachu.
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yea also compared to football? there is literally a set number of plays that you do because you only know so many. Soccer is always different situations and things
Jan 5 2013 10:19PM
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fujarome
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Theres a picture that I won't post that's a result of martin taylors work. And I'm sure it would change minds. I've watched various european leagues my entire life, and I've never seen anything so bad.

Shawcross was no better
Jan 5 2013 11:09PM
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DaveJ
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Don't have the video but some kid fought my friend during a game. The kid got his ass kicked it was funny.
Jan 5 2013 11:24PM
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MNS
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maybe cardio, not strength.

also, being a pussy has nothing to do with your shape. it's to do with being a pussy, which soccer players excel at.

figure it out.
Jan 5 2013 11:34PM
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MNS
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soccer players are the kinds of guys who fuck each other for fun. see what im getting at?




Jan 5 2013 11:35PM
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Steezy_P
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not this again. Really?

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Jan 5 2013 11:39PM
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daannnnieel
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oh man he's so tough he can get another guy to turn his ankle into a taco.
Jan 5 2013 11:45PM
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coldcuts69
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soccer players are the kinds of guys who fuck each other for fun. see what im getting at?
Jan 5 2013 11:48PM
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edai
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Relevant

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1311287-wayne-rooney-and-the-10-most-gruesome-injuries-in-epl-history/page/11

Serious:

His right leg was broken and bent almost 90 degrees out of position by the contact.

As he lay in agony, bone was clearly visible through his sock and blood was pouring out of the wound.

This is where I lost it:

Peter Schmeichel, who saw and heard the incident from close quarters, says he suffered PTSD from the incident and was one of several United players who received counselling.

PTSD. FUCKING PTSD FROM AN INJURY. THATS WHAT SOLDIERS HAVE WHEN THEY RETURN FROM WAR.
Jan 5 2013 11:50PM
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Steezy_P
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You're such a great contribution to this website.
Jan 5 2013 11:54PM
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Forcillo
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See, this is why being a keeper is the shit. You can go out and wreck the shit out of people and not get called.
Jan 6 2013 12:02AM
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.AR6rider
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What sport do you play? Every sport has its signature douche bags and everyone is biased towards their own respective sport. Hockey bros, lax bros, football meat heads and cocks that play soccer are all off the same creed of douche. I was gonna type out a nice well rounded argument about the sport and how awesome it is but I realized there was no point so all I have to say is - soccer is the bomb and if you dont respect wicked athletes for their skills in other disciplines you aren't a real athlete yourself.
Jan 6 2013 3:46AM
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mmallender.
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id have to agree with him on that one. while its not an argument for soccer players being pussies, unless he got up 5 minutes later and kept playing, or did something worthy of being called burly as fuck, there is nothing tough about getting your ankle broken. same goes for any sport.

i drive a car, cars can burst into flames and other various deadly things can happen in cars, does that make me tough? nope. i mean.... i am burly as fuck regardless, but driving a car doesnt make me any tougher.
Jan 6 2013 5:23AM
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gotti
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European soccer fans are the most obnoxious things I've ever seen. They give soccer a bad name.
Jan 6 2013 9:15AM
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