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If you put every girl ive ever had sex with on a boat...

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pomme-de-terre
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it would sink. because every single one of them was at least "slightly overweight" and some of them were "straight up fat bitches"


Jan 4 2013 9:43PM
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FatWhore
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TTW: Totally Thread Worthy
Jan 4 2013 9:44PM
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ryano
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pics are required. oh wait.. fat chicks.. nevermind.
Jan 4 2013 9:45PM
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Sno.
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Jan 4 2013 9:45PM
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Lansfield
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If I put a boat in every girl Iv had sex with they would all die because no one can live with a boat inside them.
Jan 4 2013 9:45PM
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Stickity
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i'd have an empty boat
Jan 4 2013 9:47PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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How big is the boat?
Jan 4 2013 9:50PM
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Rafiki
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if i put sex in every boat i've had girl with they would all die because no boat can survive having girl
Jan 4 2013 9:51PM
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Casey
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I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because all the fat girls had eaten off the paint.

-Jack Handy

Jan 4 2013 9:51PM
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deleted5
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some kind of joke about it having to be bigger than Noah's ark because the amount is so big.
Jan 4 2013 9:56PM
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bo0b
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Some post talking about an empty boat and why would you want that.
Jan 4 2013 10:19PM
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Stickity
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what
Jan 4 2013 10:22PM
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7springsprod
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Not unless you have a boston whaler or Edgewater! Ahhh boating jokes. Hahahaha
Jan 4 2013 10:22PM
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SeanTom
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Some joke about it being the queen mary because the amount it so high
Jan 4 2013 10:24PM
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Wallisch_pl
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pry have a few dogs, and i think a horse?
Jan 4 2013 10:24PM
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bo0b
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Did I say empty? I meant really full because I've got mad pussy on speed dial, that's what I meant.
Jan 4 2013 10:24PM
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Wallisch_pl
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mad pussy????
Jan 4 2013 10:26PM
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gengar.
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Jan 4 2013 10:29PM
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Stickity
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no i mean what the hell did that post mean?
Jan 4 2013 10:32PM
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theabortionator
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You could put every girl I've ever fucked in a canoe. I should make a thread about that.
Jan 4 2013 10:32PM
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Errl
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Platypussy.
Jan 4 2013 10:34PM
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Bread_Fish
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It would be a pretty empty boat
Jan 4 2013 10:35PM
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Jane6
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hahahaha
Jan 4 2013 10:36PM
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gengar.
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im so glad someone got it.
Jan 4 2013 10:37PM
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Momo.
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http://madhattinmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/empty-boat1.jpg
Jan 4 2013 10:38PM
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Momo.
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I'm an idiot...-__-
Jan 4 2013 10:39PM
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FancyPasta
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<3
Jan 4 2013 10:43PM
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Downtofilm
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Lets play fill in the blank!

This thread is: _ _ _ _ _ _
Jan 4 2013 11:21PM
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Z.J.H.
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Dildos...YES!!!!!!!!
Jan 4 2013 11:23PM
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edai
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Dildos

It's dildos I know it. It could also be Gaaaay
Jan 4 2013 11:24PM
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SkierPT
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This. This %100
Jan 4 2013 11:26PM
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Chubz.
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.
Jan 4 2013 11:27PM
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MathClassStiffy
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Right bro
Jan 4 2013 11:30PM
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theschneidler
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If I put girl in every boat I've had with sex, the results would be inconclusive
Jan 4 2013 11:31PM
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pomme-de-terre
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I LIKED YOU ON FACEBOOK NOW YOU PULL THIS SHIT ON ME

FUCK YOU MAN
Jan 4 2013 11:41PM
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steezywannabeezy
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If you put every girl I've ever had sex with on a boat, you'd have a yacht with a bunch of bitches being completely unaware of each other.
Jan 4 2013 11:44PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Vagina!
Jan 4 2013 11:57PM
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El_Barto.
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you could say im a tug boat
Jan 5 2013 12:10AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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hahahahaha, lost it.

10/10
Jan 5 2013 12:17AM
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.Rybak.
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The boat would float because I'm 15 and have never "fucked bitches or gotten money"
Jan 5 2013 12:21AM
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theabortionator
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This thread is: B U M P E D
Jan 5 2013 12:04PM
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Heart
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he means business
Jan 5 2013 12:07PM
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Laurent.
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I need a bigger ship.

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Jan 5 2013 12:15PM
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esotericjive
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It'd be an aircraft carrier

zing
Jan 5 2013 12:15PM
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the-honeypossum
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i want one of those. named stanley
Jan 5 2013 1:54PM
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MADDECENT
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that would be a terrible situation
Jan 5 2013 1:57PM
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Joebin
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It'd be one fucking lonely boat ride...
Jan 5 2013 1:57PM
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Nacho+
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you man whore haha
Jan 5 2013 2:00PM
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iSmokeweed
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lol get it,
Jan 5 2013 2:09PM
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