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Boofing painkillers or advil

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theabortionator
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So my brain hurts pretty bad, I have a solid fever combined with my standard headaches. Debating taking action to the next level and boofing some pain pills and advil to fix things.


Good idea? Bad idea?

Jan 4 2013 9:41PM
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Rafiki
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boof some mdma and stop being a pussy
Jan 4 2013 9:42PM
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CheddarJack
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everyone knows snorting it works better. straight to the dome.
Jan 4 2013 9:42PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Do it!
Jan 4 2013 9:43PM
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Casey
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You'll probably want to stuff some food up your ass with that Advil. I'm just saying you don't want it to burn too badly. A little bit is nice but don't get carried away.
Jan 4 2013 9:43PM
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EricaMN.
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boof a mixture of kratom powder and beer
Jan 4 2013 9:43PM
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accualyisdolan
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Boof a ham sandwich. Worked for me
Jan 4 2013 9:53PM
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Sno.
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boofing anything is always a good idea.
Jan 4 2013 9:53PM
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theabortionator
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I need get better medicine. NYE run is over, this is my down time recovery month. I have the wook flu.


Jan 4 2013 9:53PM
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accualyisdolan
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Or better yet boof a Lego gerbil
Jan 4 2013 9:55PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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this is true
Jan 4 2013 9:56PM
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Darth.Maul
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I thought you were sober? Or is that just alcohol?

Anyways, I'd advise against it. Every 12 year old on here is gonna say boof it pussy you wont but in all seriousness just take a couple advil and relax.
Jan 4 2013 9:56PM
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accualyisdolan
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Shut up you tool
Jan 4 2013 9:59PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Word brah first your gunna want to crush up and dissolve the painkillers in a small amount of water. Get a syryinge, fill it with that water and shoot it up your pooper, trooper.
Jan 4 2013 10:00PM
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Peter.
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dissolve it in water and butt chug that shit
Jan 4 2013 10:01PM
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Rafiki
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it'll be like an enema
Jan 4 2013 10:01PM
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Forcillo
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every time I see a post of yours my middle finger gets a boner.
Jan 4 2013 10:06PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah I'm sober but this is the time of need.

And to everyone saying crush it up and mix it with water and stuff. I'm down to boof it but no enemas. That's just taking things to far.

What ever happened to just simply boofing something? No need to over complicate things

To boof, or not to boof, that is the question.
Jan 4 2013 10:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
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bufe dolan



bcuz fuk u thts wai
Jan 4 2013 10:09PM
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fupaface
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hahahaha, but in all seriousness doctors do advise you to not take medication on an empty stomach. So definitely boof some food first. haha.
Jan 4 2013 10:11PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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not exactly true. snorting is only "better" for certain drugs...mainly oxy because the bioavailability of insufflated oxycodone is so damn high. most other painkillers like morphine, etc. have a terrible bioavailabilty when insufflated and is much higher being boofed.

abortionator - you're always talking the talk....time to step up to the plate.
Jan 4 2013 10:15PM
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theabortionator
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I know, I talk a big game, especially when I'm hammered at 3 in the morning walking around a fest. I might have to grow some balls and just do the damn thing.
Jan 4 2013 10:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it ain't all that bad. i've extracted time released morphine and boofed it before. it's actually pretty fucking effective. not quite iv morphine, but about on par with IM morphine and certainly way better than oral or insufflated morph. just gotta make sure you lay on your side for about 30 minutes post boof so you don't have any leakage....lol.
Jan 4 2013 10:41PM
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Dubins
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Wtf is boofing
Jan 4 2013 10:42PM
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Leafs2323
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.
Jan 4 2013 10:44PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Ill show you, meet you in Central Park in five
Jan 4 2013 10:45PM
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Leafs2323
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n00b
Jan 4 2013 10:47PM
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Dubins
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Gaylord... Nm urbandicionary had my back
Jan 4 2013 10:48PM
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edai
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this one hurt to read...
Jan 4 2013 10:48PM
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ParkE
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did you really just call someone gaylord?

first off you are a noob

and gaylord is a name you idiot
Jan 4 2013 11:58PM
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whoa-dere
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boof a dick
Jan 5 2013 1:00AM
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Anathema
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LOL FUNNY THREAD IS FUNNY
Jan 5 2013 1:02AM
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theabortionator
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Welcome to real life. Boofing is the only way to live.
Jan 5 2013 11:30AM
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Leafs2323
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he did jsut call me a gaylord.

OWWW it hurts
Jan 5 2013 11:55AM
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MNS
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Thread sucks
Jan 5 2013 2:09PM
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northeast
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definitely do it. I also have a tab left over from NYE if you're interested in boofing that.
Jan 5 2013 3:27PM
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Wallisch_pl
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it's when you smoke to much ecstasy that you actually sneeze out weed, piss out heroine, and poop out chunks of cocaine rocks
Jan 6 2013 5:34PM
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theabortionator
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You take things to seriously. Go boof some happy pills and stop being so sad.
Jan 6 2013 5:53PM
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