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Why dont horse people have to clean up their horses shit?

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Broommasta
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dogs poop all the time and their owners for the most part are made to pick it up, or at least frowned upon when they don't. why is it so different with horses? i hate it when i go for a run and there is horse shit everywhere, yes its easy enough to manoeuvre around but there are odd times where i wont see it and and bam horse shit. please people if you have an animal and take it into public and it poops, clean it up.
Jan 4 2013 8:35PM
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.Apex.
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This thread is horse shit
Jan 4 2013 8:37PM
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E__
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When I take my dog out for a walk and she poops I just keep on going.
Jan 4 2013 8:37PM
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PJS.
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Leave the 1800's?
Jan 4 2013 8:38PM
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Broommasta
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Your going to hell sir.
Jan 4 2013 8:39PM
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Errl
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If horses and wild animals can poop where ever they want, so can my dog.
Jan 4 2013 8:41PM
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I.B
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*you're
Jan 4 2013 8:41PM
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VT_FLO
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because people who own horses are wealthy, and wealthy people don't have to touch shit if they don't want to.
Jan 4 2013 8:42PM
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theabortionator
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I poop wherever I want. Generally in the middle of jogging trails and then I sit in the woulds and touch myself when joggers freak out that they stepped in it.
Jan 4 2013 8:43PM
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E__
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Yeah I know you do because all you do is sit in your basement playing xbox and getting stoned. When the fuck was the last time you ran?
Jan 4 2013 8:44PM
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Broommasta
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As a matter of fact I just returned home from one not to long ago. and no more weed. highschools done its time to grow up. so HA!
Jan 4 2013 8:47PM
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E__
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Not too long ago as in 5 months ago or....
Jan 4 2013 8:51PM
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[hamnuts]
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Are you joking? I don't even own the horse I ride and I have been shovelling her shit and cleaning other horse stalls since I was an eight year old. A lot of people can't straight up pay for it - I work at my barn and have a part time job to pay for my lessons and lease. It's an expensive passion.
Jan 4 2013 8:52PM
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VT_FLO
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hah. anal beads grows up. Does this mean you've grown from anal beads to anal balls?
Jan 4 2013 8:52PM
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Casey
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You expect people to shovel and bag like 50 lbs of horse shit every time they go out for a ride? It would be funny, but probly not going ot happen.
Jan 4 2013 8:55PM
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andy_boy
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there are plenty of people who love horses but can't afford full board for them-- that means they need to go to the barn to shovel multiple mounds of shit, 365 days a year.

also, my best guess at the answer to your question is that horse shit is essentially pure grass, doesn't smell unless it gets and stays wet, and decomposes very quickly (and is good for the earth when it does)
Jan 4 2013 8:56PM
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E__
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I work on a farm that grows,harvests, and sells hay and from my experience with horse ladies I've found they love their horses more than their husbands and the husbands are usually the ones funding the passion. Have you found that too?
Jan 4 2013 8:57PM
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Broommasta
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justice would be served
Jan 4 2013 9:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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because there's no such thing as horse people
Jan 4 2013 9:01PM
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fupaface
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yeah i mean its so much better to pick it up, put it in a a plastic bag, and through it away. It makes no fuckin sense, fuck you i hope you step in my dogs shit.
Jan 4 2013 9:03PM
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Broommasta
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at least move it into the bush then. jesus bro simmer down.
Jan 4 2013 9:05PM
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theabortionator
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Jan 4 2013 9:06PM
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snowdon
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Lol because nobody is going to strap a shovel or pitchfork onto the back of their saddle when they go out on some random trail, sorry
Jan 4 2013 9:08PM
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Broommasta
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this guy does it with swords..... how different is a shovel. bitch.
Jan 4 2013 9:09PM
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snowdon
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Also, if you step in it you must be blind.
Jan 4 2013 9:11PM
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Broommasta
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obviously.
Jan 4 2013 9:13PM
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[hamnuts]
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Yeah I've seen a lot of older ladies who enjoy spending their husband's $$$ on their horse, but I have also seen people who work in the barn 7 days a week to pay for their horse. I don't have a rich husband so I have to pay for the privilege of riding the horse I lease on my own.
Jan 4 2013 9:16PM
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Casey
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Well the point is, stay off the public walking trails if you cant keep your horse from shitting all over the place. In my town they let the horses in the watershed preserve, they shit all over everything and you go home for a tall glass of ice cold pristine tap water and all you do is wonder how many horseshit particles made it into your mouth just now.
Jan 4 2013 9:17PM
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Errl
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ZERO
Jan 4 2013 9:20PM
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snowdon
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Well that sucks for you, here they don't let any animals outside of service animals (and wild animals obviously) into watershed areas. But at any rate, if horses are allowed there then you either need to just deal with it or go somewhere else, because that's the way it is. I guess they think it's just too much of a hassle and isn't really enforceable to make it a rule like they can with dogs. I mean come on, no one is going to bring a shovel and what, a couple of hefty bags along with them on a trail ride to haul it 10 miles out of there. Not logically gonna happen.
Jan 4 2013 9:22PM
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Broommasta
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im sorry are horses made of fucking glass? you can just strap the bags of poo to your horse and hey if your to lazy to make your horse carry its own shit and then spread it out all over your own fuckin ride about barn then either dont leave your barn so they just shit there and then you dont have to worry about it or buy a fuckin merry go round
Jan 4 2013 9:26PM
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E__
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Yeah it's mostly the older women that are like that. Most people under 30 or so (again in general from my experience) have their own business out of it like having a ranch for other people to board their horses or lessons and such.
Jan 4 2013 9:27PM
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Broommasta
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I'm starting to think that you horse people only leave your horse barns when your horse needs to shit....
Jan 4 2013 9:28PM
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Sno.
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horse people are so into their horses that they don't think the shit is all that gross. most of them would probably pick it up with their bare hands. its like people who share their ice cream cones with their dogs and stuff. so they probably think that you shouldnt mind that its left on the trail--that its organic and natural.
Jan 4 2013 9:31PM
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Broommasta
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my poo is natural too
Jan 4 2013 9:32PM
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Sno.
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oh and just an fyi-- my post is based on absolutely nothing. i know no horse people, how they act or how they feel.
Jan 4 2013 9:32PM
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E__
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Yep, it's just grass and some stomach sludge. I got paid $20 to lick a dried little piece at work, easiest money I've made. Nothing to the poop.
Jan 4 2013 9:33PM
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deleted5
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im from westchester ny and know 4 girls who ride horses their dads paid for all of them. 99% of people who own a horse are from a rich family that have there fathers pay for everything.
Jan 4 2013 9:35PM
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VT_FLO
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I used to date a horse girl- NEVER AGAIN
Jan 7 2013 3:25PM
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MNS
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hahahhaha
Jan 7 2013 3:30PM
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popNfresh44
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horse shit doesn't really smell bad and is pretty much entirely grass/hay. Not to mention it's hardly possible to clean up after your horse if it happens when you're riding it and you'd need a rucksack and a shovel to clean it up and carry. It's not sticky and awful smelling like dog shit
Jan 7 2013 10:13PM
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edai
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HORSES FUCKING SUCK.My mom had a horse for like 15 years and it was fucking terrible. Literally everything smells like asshole all the time, fucking hay all over the place, it's not even fun because if your ride them for more than 30 minutes you feel like you got thrown down a mountainside, and they have no spatial awareness.

Somewhat over-exxagerated. inb4 shitstorm.
Jan 7 2013 10:17PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I feel you bro
Jan 7 2013 10:17PM
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roddy116
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sir that is a centaur, not a horse person























get learnt.
Jan 7 2013 10:19PM
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[hamnuts]
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I don't understand how you knowing four girls who horseback ride turned into 99% of people who own a horse are rich and have their fathers pay for everything... Seriously if you had any knowledge of horses / horse industry then you would know that this is not the case. You're just as annoying as pricks who assume that skiing is only for wealthy people. And learn the fucking difference between "their, they're, and there."
Jan 7 2013 10:28PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Well I'd just like to say that i know plenty more horse riders and EVERY SINGLE ONE is rich
Jan 7 2013 10:29PM
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roddy116
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HEY HEY, what about native americans, they just fucking hike up and brake those fuckers bareback, total cost, jack shit.
Jan 7 2013 10:33PM
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artfullydodged
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God damn, calm down. Horse people always get so defensive...
Jan 7 2013 10:36PM
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NinetyFour
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Be glad you don't. They post annoying shit like this on Facebook all the time:

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Basically it looks like most of these horse people suck at meme use. I think it's time for a Facebook friend cleansing.
Jan 7 2013 10:47PM
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Jewschoolers
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im sorry but i havent seen this pathetic of an attempt at humor in quite some time
Jan 7 2013 10:49PM
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pomme-de-terre
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fuck horses


i didn't even punctuate that comment because fuck them that hard
Jan 7 2013 11:17PM
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