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Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos

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BeefiestExpert
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So I saw on facebook that taco bell posted a picture of a Doritos cool ranch taco.

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After further research It looks to be a true reality. It will be released this year.

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Thoughts?



Jan 2 2013 9:31PM
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wreck.yoself
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OMG I LOVE POOING LIQUID!
Jan 2 2013 9:32PM
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Granby_killdozer
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YES!!!!
Jan 2 2013 9:33PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Why cant the just make a salsa verde doritos locos taco. A cool ranch one just sounds weird
Jan 2 2013 9:34PM
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theschneidler
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Jan 2 2013 9:34PM
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errrka
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there is a god.
Jan 2 2013 9:34PM
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Miomo
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The best part is afterwards when you're pissing out your ass.
Jan 2 2013 9:36PM
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BeefiestExpert
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Yeah it might be a steamy shit but its a really good steamy shit
Jan 2 2013 9:37PM
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2_fadez
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everyone knows taco bell is the go to in drunk food. don't demean our greasy quesadillas and chalupas
Jan 2 2013 9:39PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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time to buy stock in taco bell cause im about to go broke
Jan 2 2013 9:43PM
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BeefiestExpert
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Jan 2 2013 9:44PM
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theschneidler
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The concept of Taco Bell is fucking phenomenal, fast Mexican food, the execution however, is sub par.
Jan 2 2013 10:02PM
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FatWhore
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ITS ABOUT TIME, fuck nacho Doritos
Jan 2 2013 10:03PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Taco Bell is so fucking gross. I will never eat at a place that openly lets you know their meat is only 88% beef... that means it's 12 percent connective tissue, tendons, ligaments, toenails, buttholes, cock meats, udders, ears, tongue, teeth, gums, eyeballs, hoof, bone marrow, bone, and other assorted goodies from the cutting room floor of the slaughterhouse/meat processing facilities.
Jan 2 2013 10:06PM
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alpacarider
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or 12% seasoning... seriously taco bell has meat on par with mcdonald's at least and no one screams about the chicken assholes in their nuggets
Jan 2 2013 10:12PM
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Willgum
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Im no food scientist / nutritionist, but 88% beef doesnt mean the other 12% is random shit. Could be preservatives, flavorings, fillers etc... Then again it could be all that shit you said.

Also am i the only one who doesnt have explosive diarhea after eating taco bell? I mean my shits are no different from eating at a normal mexican place, or indian, or chinese.
Jan 2 2013 10:19PM
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BeefiestExpert
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This guy. Thats why Taco Bell has been more enjoyable for me since i have never got the gut bomb or diarrhea.
Jan 2 2013 10:21PM
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grown-ninja
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Buy YUM did wonders for them this year
Jan 2 2013 10:21PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This so much. I can't do it.

*shudder*
Jan 2 2013 10:22PM
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Leafs2323
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dont care. taco bell rules
Jan 2 2013 10:42PM
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2_fadez
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Yeah, check their stock the past two months…
Its doing great for the Yum! U.S. brand, but overseas they are still hurting.
That being said, the DORITOS LOS QUEEFOS did pretty much revive the entire Taco Bell industry in America
Jan 2 2013 10:44PM
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the-honeypossum
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dont care its so damn good.
Jan 2 2013 11:33PM
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TheHamburglar
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taco bell bean burritos rule
Jan 2 2013 11:35PM
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the-honeypossum
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i was thinking the other day while eating taco bell... they should make frozen dorritos tacos in all the different flavors that you buy at the store then microwave or put in the oven. and they would like individually packed in a dorritos bag. just a idea. they would prolly be soggy as fuck but still, good concept i think...
Jan 2 2013 11:36PM
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Steezy_P
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oh lawd!

NEXT FIERY HABANERO! EHHHRMERRGERD
Jan 2 2013 11:37PM
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wreck.yoself
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oooooohhhh mahhhhh gawdddd, stop making ideas for me to go broke on
Jan 2 2013 11:40PM
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Uah
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I love it when you remember you still have half a can of root beer left. Especially when your thirsty.
Jan 2 2013 11:40PM
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JzD.
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Finally use my gift card!
Jan 2 2013 11:42PM
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BeefiestExpert
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You know whats best Baja Mt. Dew with the locos taco.


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Jan 2 2013 11:56PM
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wreck.yoself
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gahd bless Amurica!
Jan 3 2013 12:01AM
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tacobellslayer
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praise the lord!
Jan 3 2013 12:13AM
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stupendous-man
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i have ate at taco bell once in my life /claim
Jan 3 2013 12:17AM
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BeefiestExpert
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After the tsp/pbp premier?
Jan 3 2013 12:21AM
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roddy116
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Jan 3 2013 12:26AM
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Wompuscat
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I enjoy taco bell. I could care less what my food is made of, if it tastes good that's all I give a shit about. I also am not afraid to try anything in terms of food, and do enjoy eating a lot of weird shit. But I also do not get diarrhea from taco bell. KFC on the other hand, prepare for an assplosion.
Jan 3 2013 12:35AM
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Errl
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How many hot dogs have you had in your lifetime?
Jan 3 2013 12:38AM
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BeefiestExpert
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Hot dogs on the other hand. I will not eat after my dads friend told me about the processing plant he worked at. Its most processed meat
Jan 3 2013 12:41AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I don't eat hot dogs for the exact point you are going to try and "school" me on.
Jan 3 2013 12:47AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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this so true when i go to taco bell

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Jan 3 2013 12:47AM
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BeefiestExpert
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Lol i lost . But thanks i did not know this
Jan 3 2013 1:01AM
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ElMexicano
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What about a Tapatio Dorrito Taco Bell Taco?
Jan 3 2013 1:22AM
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BeefiestExpert
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with volcanoe sauce
Jan 3 2013 1:39AM
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arturkaikll
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I'd love to have right now some mtn dew and doritos locos tacos ,
Jan 3 2013 4:16AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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someone's got the late night munchies
Jan 3 2013 4:18AM
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arturkaikll
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Actually I'm in Europe and I fucking miss taco bell
Jan 3 2013 4:19AM
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grown-ninja
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yea typical double top chart formed in mid October, Ive been trying to trade over investing lately so any volatility is a god thing, on that note If it breaks 62 on the down side it could easily slide to the 50-55 range or lower, if it runs up, it could hit 75 in my opinion within the month.

Cool ranch blows, nacho cheese or nothing
Jan 3 2013 9:14AM
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2_fadez
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Yeah I'd stay away. Yum just hasn't been reliable like most other fast food restaurants. Mostly because of the fall in KFC revenue in China.
I think it will slide another 5 before the returns or belief that these two stupid fucking tacos will turn their profits around.
Jan 3 2013 9:43AM
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theabortionator
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Can you buy just the shells yet? Would be down to buy a bunch of the doritos taco shells and make my own tacos. Totally fine with never eating a taco bell taco again.

Can't believe that place stays in business.
Jan 3 2013 9:44AM
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king.tubby
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oh god yes. cant wait. sounds incredible
Jan 3 2013 10:17AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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thank you
Jan 3 2013 10:36AM
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lineskier10
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hey assholes that are too good for taco bell, no one cares
Jan 3 2013 10:39AM
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