Replying to Ripped by bunghole

I experienced the worst pain imaginable skiing. I was carving right into a little jump over a barrel and threw a left side 180. For some dumb reason I sucked and landed 90 and ejected the right out. I wasn't going very fast at all, but when I landed, instead of sliding on my ass, my left cheek caught on the snow while the rest of my body's momentum continued. Before I knew it, I was rolling on the ground with my hand up my ass, having suffered severe asscrack augmentation. Anybody who can relate knows this is the worst pain in the world.