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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
I experienced the worst pain imaginable skiing. I was carving right into a little jump over a barrel and threw a left side 180. For some dumb reason I sucked and landed 90 and ejected the right out. I wasn't going very fast at all, but when I landed, instead of sliding on my ass, my left cheek caught on the snow while the rest of my body's momentum continued. Before I knew it, I was rolling on the ground with my hand up my ass, having suffered severe asscrack augmentation. Anybody who can relate knows this is the worst pain in the world.
Jan 1 2013 6:56PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
*Ripped my bunghole. Darn mobile.
Jan 1 2013 6:57PM
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MTPOW
Posts: 173 - Karma: 115
+++++VIBES and KARMA
Jan 1 2013 6:57PM
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edai
Posts: 4994 - Karma: 4,703
OP should be good now guys, he has vibes AND karma.
Jan 1 2013 6:59PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Aloe Vera of the soul.
Jan 1 2013 7:01PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Sounds rough. Post pictures.
Jan 1 2013 7:17PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Alright. Let me shave first. I'd hate to be crude. But really, not to be incredibly disgusting, but my bunghole is red.
Jan 1 2013 7:20PM
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NoTalent
Posts: 27 - Karma: 37
Did this at snowflex a two years ago...i know that feel dude. The worst part is going to be shitting and then it hurting too badly to wipe so you have to shower every time you shit.

Did you go to a hospital? My outpatient form or whatever its called listed the injury as "laceration - buttocks, complicated"
Jan 1 2013 7:25PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Damn dude. It definitely hurts, but it's not quite THAT bad. Not quite hospital worthy anyway. Pooping is a fucking trip, though.
Jan 1 2013 7:27PM
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NoTalent
Posts: 27 - Karma: 37
It straight bled for a week. There was no way I was NOT going to a hospital for that shit. I had to wear pads. Worst injury ever.
Jan 1 2013 7:31PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i took a heelpiece to the pooper one time. no bueno.
Jan 1 2013 7:37PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Got those dynastar boner bindings that seem to go right up my ass when I fall.
Jan 1 2013 8:50PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
Well, at least I have one advantage with non-park bindings.
Jan 1 2013 9:23PM
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speedin
Posts: 731 - Karma: 131
for all the 12 year olds out there,its called anal fissures. It can be caused from a number of things. Constepation, injury, gay butt sex..
Jan 1 2013 11:23PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
lol vibes man
Jan 2 2013 2:59AM
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Flyingnugget
Posts: 487 - Karma: 221
You literally busted your ass skiing... good luck
Jan 2 2013 9:55AM
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