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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
what do you do?
Jan 1 2013 6:33PM
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chicken.
Posts: 289 - Karma: 587
swear to never drink again
Jan 7 2014 10:18PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
pry do a switch rodeo 9
Jan 7 2014 11:09PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
t_nullmeyer
Jan 7 2014 11:14PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Wut


Take her out to nice seafood brunch and never call her again
Jan 7 2014 11:15PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
pee on u
Jan 7 2014 11:48PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
turn on some Nova and get our nerd on.
Jan 8 2014 12:12AM
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chicken.
Posts: 289 - Karma: 587
Blast some Ice-T and see what happens
Jan 8 2014 12:17AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Leave quietly before you and your husband wake up
Jan 8 2014 12:18AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
really start to wonder where all these random people are coming from
Jan 8 2014 12:29AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
im almost certain that i now have a gaping asshole
Jan 8 2014 12:31AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
You do;)
Jan 8 2014 12:47AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
so do you ;)
Jan 8 2014 1:01AM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
and you too ;D
Jan 8 2014 1:02AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
You do not, I take you to the church and have you cleansed of your sins
Jan 8 2014 1:30AM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
i'd take you to church and then leave so you didnt have a ride home
Jan 8 2014 1:41AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
cry
Jan 8 2014 1:44AM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
obviously tears of joy
Jan 8 2014 1:54AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
motorboat them man titties
Jan 8 2014 9:10AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
but peanut butter on my dick
Jan 8 2014 4:25PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Gently slide a banana in between his buttcheeks
Jan 8 2014 4:43PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
find band-aids asap
Jan 8 2014 4:44PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,654
kill myself because I made a promise to my self to never fuck anyone named Vinnie, no matter how nice they were
Jan 8 2014 4:45PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,578
Have a sword fight
Jan 8 2014 4:48PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
poop all over his bed, then leave a note blaming it on himself ....
Jan 8 2014 4:49PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
use his phone to log into NS and ban people.
Jan 10 2014 9:20PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
>ur still sleeping
> sneak out of bed
> cook 666lbs of penne pasta
>drown u in pasta.
Jan 10 2014 9:34PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
dead from my large dik
Jan 10 2014 9:42PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
Jan 10 2014 9:44PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Shampoo your pubes
Jan 10 2014 9:46PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
I would be genuinely afraid
Jan 10 2014 10:27PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
> Sneak out of bed
> Shit in hands
> Rub shit on asscheeks
> Slide around on kitchen floor pretending to be a wounded slug
Jan 10 2014 10:47PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
wonder why im with such a huge fag who uses meme chevrons on ns
Jan 10 2014 10:55PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Pink name? Hah not too bad
Jan 10 2014 11:05PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you just missed your chance to do a pink name....

too bad for you i will not miss my chance to do a blue name ...
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Jan 12 2014 5:01PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Blackmail for mod powers
Jan 12 2014 5:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
throat punch him and leave
Jan 12 2014 5:20PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
take the money and run
Jan 12 2014 5:24PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37396 - Karma: 120,222
cook them food ;)
Jan 12 2014 5:29PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
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Jan 12 2014 5:32PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Cover your whole body in elmer's glue and slowly peel it all off like a snakeskin.
Jan 12 2014 6:01PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Take you out to a nice dinner, excuse myself to go to the bathroom, I don't return
Jan 12 2014 10:15PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
does anyone know who this is
Jan 12 2014 10:19PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Thank god its not a long drive home
Jan 12 2014 10:20PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
you wake up next to me,
i say " good morning my love"
you try to reply but instead spaggetti pours out of your mouth.
oh no
i watch as you dissolve into a pile of spagetti
i realize that i am spaggeti
we are at olive garden.
Jan 12 2014 11:32PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
ill take you to olive garden, them murder and rape
Jan 13 2014 7:48AM
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arturkaikll
Posts: 105 - Karma: 35
i'd wake 'n' escape
Jan 13 2014 9:29AM
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slayaa
Posts: 197 - Karma: 582
7/10 would bang
Jan 13 2014 10:12AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
correct you... "wake n' escape", you see, there is no need for two quotes, you just look like a fucking stupid piece of shit, get the fuck out of my bed
Jan 13 2014 10:13AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
wait, aren't apostrophes like this used when there is a missing letter, therefore 'n' is right, because there is a ' for the missing "a" and a ' for the missing "d" in the word "and"?

needless to way, i'd wake up and start arguing with you.
Jan 13 2014 6:15PM
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