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You wake up in bed with the user above you...

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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
what do you do?
12 years ago
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SkierPT
Posts: 2209 - Karma: 4,908
Chuckle
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,259
Cover their eyes and say guess who as I insert my penis into their anus.
12 years ago
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
i use time warp and really fuck with the meaning of order. bitch.
12 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
throughly aroused
12 years ago
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
bitch i'm waitin for you to twerk for me. leeeegggooooo
12 years ago
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,953
Expose his secret society!!!
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
Wish that I'd waited for a pink name
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Try and repair the damage.
12 years ago
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
get blown then proceed to pee in her butt
12 years ago
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
suck his tits till milk comes out. spit it out in a bowl and throw some honey nut cheerios in.
12 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,365
pound his cake also we will be waking up in this bed...
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11 years ago
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Looks Mexican so I'll shown him the true meaning of Deep South.
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
make him a nice balanced breakfast
































and wear him like a pair of pants
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Apologize for giving him HIV, then wish him luck on his life voyages
11 years ago
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
find out if he is really the troll his post make him out to be.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Slap him in the face for being mean
11 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoooooooOOOOoO
11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3140 - Karma: 18,585
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11 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Poor hot wax over his nips then shove potatoes in all of his orfices.
11 years ago
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
cuddle ;)
11 years ago
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TheClap.
Posts: 21684 - Karma: 4,240
Laugh, smile, ask for a sammitch
11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
pray we slept head to feet
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
Make magic.















Then have beer and waffles.
11 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
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because your avatar always reminds me of anime
11 years ago
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,449
Watch some hentai together.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52377 - Karma: 171,291
Oh yea another forum game from another 12 year old
11 years ago
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TheClap.
Posts: 21684 - Karma: 4,240
Coming from the dude asking the same 12 year Olds medical advice but

Get checked for aids/date rape drugs in my system
11 years ago
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steezy69
Posts: 251 - Karma: 184
pray that my penis doesn't fall off
11 years ago
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
If everyone is waking up wih the person above them in bed I would wonder how the hell all these people fit in to my bed!
11 years ago
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Orgy for breakfast
11 years ago
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raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
cuddle him while listeing to take my breath away by berlin
11 years ago
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flurry*
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,192
tell him I have aids
11 years ago
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
proceed to fuck anally anyway
11 years ago
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Arabian
Posts: 702 - Karma: 1,290
^ride.
11 years ago
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
chop up with hatchet and grill some of the pieces for dinner. save the rest for later
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
fuck your armpit with mah dick
11 years ago
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Put a golf tee in his urethra.
11 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12307 - Karma: 7,840
ask him how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta.



can't believe i lucked out and got a guy from alta.
11 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
wed get on tinychat
11 years ago
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
wham my stick on her face
11 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I'd post pics and prove it happened.
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
while you still sleeping sneak out of bed, boil 666lbs of spaggeti, drown u in spagetti.
11 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,365
whip ur booty
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11 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
force feed you steak until you got nice and bulky, then enter you into the state fair and win the blue ribbon for best pig
11 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,733
hope to fucking god its a pinkname
11 years ago
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,662
Show you the true definition of a strange journey.
11 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
Run.
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Chase her down
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
when ur sleeping sneak out of bed, make 666lbs of grilled cheese sammies, drown u in sandwiches.
11 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
go skiing cause im in colorado
11 years ago
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