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You wake up in bed with the user above you...

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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
what do you do?
Jan 1 2013 6:33PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Make a callout thread
Jan 1 2013 6:34PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
pee in his/her butt
Jan 1 2013 6:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Call the FBI
Jan 1 2013 6:37PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
rape and murder
Jan 1 2013 6:37PM
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FrenchFriar
Posts: 90 - Karma: 71
Murder then rape
Jan 1 2013 6:40PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
eat out
Jan 1 2013 6:40PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Take my weiner out of his bottom. and run to the bathroom. clog toilet, and unsuccessfully unplug it, spilling poo all over the floor. in tears, i run out of the bathroom and put on my cloak. i run outside and find myself being laughed at by everybody. i look down, realizing that i am not wearing pants. Its too late. i can feel it. i fall to the floor uncontrollably shitting on my +5 protection cloak. The spahgetti is falling out of my pockets and on to the pavement. i close my eyes and try to bear the pain, but it is to no avail. i die on a city sidewalk covered in feces and spaghetti.
Jan 1 2013 6:40PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Hand them more shrooms
Jan 1 2013 6:42PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the effects of drugs.
Jan 1 2013 6:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Scream as loud as I can to wake him up then stab him in the heart. Should have never stole my radio flyer.
Jan 1 2013 6:44PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
cuddle for a while then get his number and sext all week ;)
Jan 1 2013 6:48PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
dodge his attack and catch this motherfucker with a right hook to the jaw
Jan 1 2013 6:49PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Cuddle then make them breakfast
Jan 1 2013 6:50PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
Call the Ghostbusters.
Jan 1 2013 6:50PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
catch his fist with my mouth and chomp into his knuckle. as he screams in agony I grab my prison shank and "put a smile on that face"
Jan 1 2013 6:51PM
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27
put yogurt in his bellybutton and lick his ear
Jan 1 2013 6:53PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
yell his name really loud and start making my balls clap
Jan 1 2013 7:16PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
tell him i injected him with aids via a dirty syringe i stole from a homeless heroin addict
Jan 1 2013 7:18PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
tell him jokes on you i have TB
Jan 1 2013 7:19PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Probably poop on his chest.
Jan 1 2013 7:43PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
play "who licked me?"
Jan 1 2013 7:47PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
get hard, finger her twat, fuck her, fuck her, then cum
something along those lines
Jan 1 2013 7:47PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
i'd fuck you with my flaccid penis. not very man people get to enjoy that so you better be honored
Jan 1 2013 7:50PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
clench my buttcheeks and run very far away
Jan 1 2013 7:51PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
Unclench my but cheeks and cuddle very closely
Jan 1 2013 7:52PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
slide on in like nobodies business
Jan 1 2013 7:54PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
take him to the zoo

then kill him and use his body for autoerotic asphyxiation while I masturbate in the reptile house with the gila monsters
Jan 1 2013 7:59PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Stick a watermelon in his pee hole
Jan 1 2013 8:06PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
rip my bleeding hand from his mouth and once again dodge his poor attempt at stabbing me. pick up the bedsheets and throw them over him before grabbing the lamp from the nightstand and taking his legs out from under him with it
Jan 1 2013 8:08PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Fuck you then sell you in the black market for slaves after removing your younger so you could never describe how awesome it was
Jan 1 2013 9:23PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Tongue*
Jan 1 2013 9:24PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
"awwww yeah. make NS thread"
Jan 1 2013 9:24PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Flawless victory
Jan 1 2013 9:32PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
fak, i wok up wit dolan
Jan 1 2013 9:54PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Ill fukn kil u gooby
Jan 1 2013 11:03PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
anal fist for a wake up call
Jan 1 2013 11:04PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
take him out to a nice dinner and call him later ^>^ ........or am I doing this wrong?
Jan 1 2013 11:05PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
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Jan 1 2013 11:07PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Bitch about my shitty car and shittier job, run to the bathroom. Have a quick fap. Run out the door naked with hard-boiled eggs stuck to my nipples
Jan 1 2013 11:11PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Chop his head off and fuck him down the esophagus
Jan 1 2013 11:23PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
No eye hav protekshun, I hav gun u btter sty awy frm me dolan, dnt fuk wit mme
Jan 1 2013 11:42PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
worth it.


but seriously, i'd wake up and wonder how the fuck i ended up in bed with you and later i would claim it on NS.
Jan 1 2013 11:47PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
i might share my hookers and blow
Jan 1 2013 11:57PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
fuck them  up the ass
Jan 2 2013 12:33AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
nibble on your earlobe
Jan 2 2013 12:36AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
High 5.....because it's not gay if you high 5 afterwards.
Jan 2 2013 12:39AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
play with your teeth
Jan 2 2013 12:39AM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
dock
Jan 2 2013 12:43AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
pearce your body parts until you wake up and the possible continue
Jan 2 2013 12:44AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
suckle
Jan 2 2013 1:09AM
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