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I got so fucked up last night i did __________ (thread)

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caddyshack
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i peed on a car apparently. what did you do?
Dec 31 2012 8:36PM
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edai
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I did meth apparently

And this would be more appropriate for tomorrow
Dec 31 2012 8:37PM
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Chunter
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made a shitty thread
Dec 31 2012 8:37PM
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Stickity
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i got so fucked up i went "whoa i don't wanna puke i should drink some water and have a snack"
Dec 31 2012 8:38PM
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clive_bixby
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Prematurely ejaculated
Dec 31 2012 8:39PM
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2_fadez
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I pissed INSIDE of my sister's $500 purse in the corner of my own room while she came to visit.

WINNING
Dec 31 2012 8:40PM
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Randy_Quench
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it in the park
Dec 31 2012 8:40PM
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bo0b
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I got sooo fucked up I sad "welp better quit drinking and go to bed" and I did!
Dec 31 2012 8:43PM
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NinetyFour
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Inb4 the inevitable 'OP's mom' response.
Dec 31 2012 8:43PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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i got drunk at my girlfriends place and climbed in bed with her mom instead of her.
Dec 31 2012 9:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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OP's mom
Dec 31 2012 9:01PM
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edai
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Older or younger? I would assume older....how's younger though?
Dec 31 2012 9:03PM
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NinetyFour
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How was it?
Dec 31 2012 9:11PM
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accualyisdolan
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Ur icon is scary
Dec 31 2012 9:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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the sloppiest 30 seconds of my life.
Dec 31 2012 9:14PM
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2_fadez
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it was my older thoguh. I was drunk and on gabs, came back from a partay, then passed out in my bed. Then I think I woke up like 30 mins latera nd got up and pissed in the corner of my room, then went back to sleep. All with her watching and screaming at me.
I remember none of it.

Its a win win, because shes a doucher and now she doesn't realy awnt to stay at my apartment anymore
Dec 31 2012 9:21PM
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SkiBum.
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Girl that was married.
Dec 31 2012 9:33PM
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Rafiki
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i did not get any nudies, cmoooiiiiiinnnnn
Dec 31 2012 9:34PM
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Bart.Man
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the one on the left
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Dec 31 2012 9:55PM
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Chunter
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^ check your pool. your gonna need a matress to get the crane out.
Dec 31 2012 10:09PM
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e_strapp
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I got so fucked up I fell asleep.. IN MY OWN BED
Dec 31 2012 10:12PM
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Jewschoolers
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threads for tomorrow
Dec 31 2012 10:13PM
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daannnnieel
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if this thread was made about a year ago I could claim I smoked crack accidentally. (laced weed)


Tonight I hope I don't get too fucked up and end up getting in a fight with a friend of mine who I can't put up with anymore.
Dec 31 2012 10:18PM
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MNS
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I rubbed a bald guys head a bunch to the point where he wanted to fight me. I dunno why, I don't remember, going by what a buddy said.
Dec 31 2012 10:41PM
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rossiskier93
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win
Dec 31 2012 10:46PM
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alvy.
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kill your friend
Dec 31 2012 11:17PM
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roddy116
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cried myself to sleep
Dec 31 2012 11:34PM
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A_price
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Walked onto the street and asked Arabic man if he planned on blowing up my building while I slept. After he angrily replied no, I patted him on the back, gave him 5 bucks and told him to book a flight home. When he said he lived down the street I asked him to buy me a sprite and bring it to my room. My friends told me this in the morning and also washed my hoodie that he spit on the night before.
Dec 31 2012 11:55PM
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HowardRoark
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This.
Jan 1 2013 1:00AM
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_Garagely_
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I threw imploding firecrackers at this girl's house and her dad chased me away.
Jan 1 2013 1:05AM
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act.resist
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i found myself on top of the roof of a hotel in las vegas.
Jan 1 2013 1:54AM
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theTRIBE101
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smoke instead of drank, i'm on antibiotics.
Jan 1 2013 9:58AM
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BrewskiJr
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Horribly failed at the cinnamon challenge
Jan 1 2013 10:33AM
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tripnip
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Went to a high school rager.... Yep that shit sucked
Jan 1 2013 10:50AM
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steezysteeze
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I witnessed a guy piss himself, try and get up from the chair he was sitting in, slam his fucking face on a table doing so (he had a cast around his foot and was using crutches to get around), vomit, fall off the table, then slip off the table into his pissy vomit.
Jan 1 2013 11:13AM
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pjbackwoods
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Fucked women, aquired large amounts of money.
Jan 1 2013 11:18AM
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A_price
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Baller
Jan 1 2013 11:19AM
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skibeest
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hahahahhahahahahahahahha idk why this is so funny
Jan 1 2013 11:37AM
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roddy116
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i tip my hat to you







































sir
Jan 1 2013 11:45AM
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MathClassStiffy
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i  pooped




























on your mom
Jan 1 2013 11:56AM
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Chinchi
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Fell asleep on a car
Jan 1 2013 12:00PM
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manutdsaol
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Happy new years good sir!
Jan 1 2013 12:08PM
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MNS
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i unknosingly drnk out of a cut beer bottle and my lip got cut and wouldnt stop bleeding all night
Jan 1 2013 1:56PM
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daannnnieel
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set off fireworks at a moving car, and a house. Set off fireworks from inside a house.
Jan 1 2013 1:58PM
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theabortionator
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Maybe I'm an asshole but I feel like I've done that at least 100 times. Who hasn't pissed on a car in a parking lot.
Jan 1 2013 2:12PM
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Rafiki
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apparently i asked 4 girls to marry me and they all said yes. i wasn't even really fucked up though..
Jan 1 2013 2:35PM
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GayWolf420
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My friend pissed on this kids dads office desk at a party. Kid pretty much blacked out, woke up, wandered into what he thought was the bathroom, dropped trough and pissed all over this dudes desk. Got it on his like lamp, nice leather chair, dude had a bunch of important work papers and bank statements that got soaked. But I completely understand. Shit happens sometimes. Live and learn.
Jan 1 2013 2:48PM
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maxgilly
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did anal with my girlfriend


not saying its a bad thing
Jan 1 2013 3:39PM
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DizzyG
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apparently I made out with 3 different chicks, have yet to verify.
Jan 1 2013 3:45PM
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Flyingnugget
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Pissed on my gfs carpet, got dumped
Jan 1 2013 3:47PM
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MNS
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serious?
Jan 1 2013 6:18PM
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