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Kanye is Gonna be A Daddy

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2_fadez
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heard it here first.
KimK is the baby mama.

My bet is that kid's name is gonna be Givenchy or Louix Sweater
12 years ago
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MNS
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baby gonna be rich
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manutdsaol
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this
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nagger
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[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/158/695/tumblr_lkyp0oGiio1qcnhhzo1_500.gif/img]
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Enstrut
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fail
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nagger
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fuck my life
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DANETRON
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I aint sayin she a gold digga
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Baby gonna be the most ignorant son of a bitch of all time.

The child of a dumb-as-a-rock, talentless, bitch with a porn tape and a dumb-as-a-rock narcissistic fuck with significant musical talent.

The child will be god's gift to humanity and will probably get a really mediocre reality show on the E! network.

(I understand that 'mediocre reality show' is an oxymoron and that all reality shows are absolute dog shit but you get the point)


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MNS
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hopefully not.

sadly however, you're probably right.
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2_fadez
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aw yeah
http://i.imgur.com/Vp5cz.png
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EricaMN.
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haha
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Pancake_Fucker
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Dude imagine when he gets to high school and some of his friends stumble upon his mother getting fucked. How terrible would it be for your mom to have a sex tape?
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Huck_Norris
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I think you meant to say that Kim Kardashian is getting a paycheck, and a contract extension...  And in a few years, half of Kanye's money and things. 

Silly kids.  Read between the lines.  Kanye just got PLAYED lolololololololololololololololololololol

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K-Dot.
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He or she will be best buds with Blue Ivy Carter. And yeah i can also see a career in acting for this kid
12 years ago
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SneakyTurtle
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This is how it happened. They were having sex and then Kim looks at him and says "Imma let you finish."
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yuck
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of all the people that could knock up kim kardashian... kanye west.

a product of two dumb as shit modern day celebrities. snookis the godmother i bet.
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2_fadez
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""And tell him that your mama had a fattie. He looked up at me said, 'daddy that's the reason why you had me?' Yep!""
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Fun_dip
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No chance the kid gets to see Kim's 'family' videos
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FLBP
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inb4 Abortionator.
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Dan.
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18 years, 18 years! on his 18th birthday, found out it wasn't his
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Amadeus.
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looooooooool
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ILLinoisance
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and stupid and have shitty parents.
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accualyisdolan
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To ima let you finish,
But this is the best baby of all time!
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iSmokeweed
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the baby is going to be a great producer with a FAT ass
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Stickity
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really hoping it turns out an ugly ass dude with a donq
12 years ago
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Spinoza
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I heard hes gonna be a republican, so everyone will know he likes white people
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youngdtay
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I like how everyone is attacking Kanye saying he will be a shitty parent and that he's an ignorant person and whatnot. You can not describe how a parent is around their kid, unless you are either the parent or kid in question.
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DOSE.
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yeah, gotta bump new day right now tbh. i feel like kanye and kim will actually get it together for their kid but that might be wishful thinking.
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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kim sure let him
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K-Dot.
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They aren't married. So Kanye can always bail. However he did say: "one day I'm gon marry a porn star"...
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RimJobber
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Lost
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Andi_G
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oh snap!
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ILLinoisance
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haha.

Kim: "Ima let you finish, but Ray J gave me some of the best sex OF ALL TIME!"
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Charlie_Kelly
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Fuck that ruined my night.
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Jenkins_
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YOU ARE ALL GAY
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K-Dot.
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Cool icon man
12 years ago
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AndyGreen
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so much.
12 years ago
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7-3instacall
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from the dude who wrote gold digger
im suprised
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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I'm gonna speak for 'ye and say that he'd probably much rather have a baby mama who has her own tv show and millions of dollars for herself already, than some random hoodbitch wit a fat booty that he banged after a concert.
12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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I lost
12 years ago
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Steve-Y
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Cute!
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dompuch
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Baby gonna be stoopid as fuck
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whoa-dere
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i can't wait until the kid sees the sextapes
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Mixy
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lololol
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JWeinstock
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THIS. and just imagine all the "your mom" jokes he gonna get
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Got played like a bitch.
12 years ago
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artfullydodged
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How about a soundtrack for this thread?



18 Years! 18 Years!!
12 years ago
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K-Dot.
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Hahaha this is perfect. Although there needs to be a martin luther or a malcom x somewhere in there too
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Not to say that I called it... but I totally fucking called it.

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