Now this just makes no sense. First off who the hell uses candles to light their house. I mean what is this the 1860's? I mean if you are going to call him out with a creative insult then you could have at least have said torches, I mean c'mon. Second why the fuck would the kids mom be wearing his jacket? That just wasn't well thought out there unless of course you mean she was bringing the candle his bed. This piece of information wasn't well thought out either because you only said "to bed". That implies that the two share a bed. Now I don't know what the hell goes on at your house but in mine and I assume most others we don't share beds. I mean you really did a shitty job trying to insult this kid here so -K to you sir.
That being said that jacket isn't too attractive OP.