Replying to Territorial Ontarians

We all know that skiers from Ontario are very territorial, especially when it comes to ski hills. I am not sure who's territory Calabogie Peaks Resort is, but I'm sorry for treading.

I came in with my steeze, and I learned my lesson. My poles were stolen by you. I understand that this is the consequences you face when you come into a different area. Keep the poles as a victory memoir and I promise I will never ever disrespect you ever again.

That is all,
Floss

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