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Taking a shot to the adams apple.

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Darth.Maul
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I must say it hurts quite badly! My jacket decided to cover my face and I felt like Ray Charles trying to land a Rodeo off of a kicker. Out of instinct i carved and my favorite poles which I have grown up with and have been with me for 6 years decided to get revenge on me for all of the crashes I have put them through. Tip stuck in the ground and the handle took a shot right into my adams apple. I never knew it was possible to bruise one's adams apple but I proved myself wrong. Currently sitting drinking a coke sounding like the lady from those anti smoking commercials when I speak.

All in all, a great day and would do it all over again a million times if I could!

I could be her voice double right now

Dec 29 2012 8:19PM
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Supergyro
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Fuuuuck That would suck. You're lucky you didn't smash your windpipe.
Get well.
Dec 29 2012 8:21PM
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CrotchKiller
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Happened to me in lacrosse. Shot right to the neck. Scary for a few seconds
Dec 29 2012 8:33PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
A friend and I were boxing one day, and he punched me right under the rib cage where it feels like you get run over by a semi, so I punched him in the adams apple. We were both sitting there gasping for breath when my step mom came down to do laundry.


/clame
Dec 29 2012 8:34PM
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Plankton
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thats sad...dont smoke
Dec 29 2012 8:40PM
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Darth.Maul
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Ya its getting better but every time I swallow it hurts like a bitch! Forgot to mention that I broke my pole as well in the process. So now its time to look for new poles for Monday to cut down to size.
Dec 29 2012 8:56PM
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Randy_Quench
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this is the most retarded spelling mistake I think i've ever seen on NS.
Dec 29 2012 9:01PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Do you realize I spelt it like that on purpose. No, because you don't realize I liek spelling like this.

Yeah, I was on my ipod walking/not looking. Pretty idiotic. Do I get an award?
Dec 29 2012 9:06PM
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