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Fun stuff to do on chairlifts

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bigerbob
Posts: 49 - Karma: 95
chairlifts are boring, what do you guys do to make the ride more fun?
Dec 29 2012 6:12PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
Take your friends poles and bend them
drop snow on gappers
pretend like your falling off
pretend to cry
try to eject your friends skis
yell "HEY" at the people in front of you untill they respond, many people wont
Dec 29 2012 6:15PM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
Drugs
Dec 29 2012 6:20PM
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t_rob
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Dec 29 2012 6:23PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
lick the bar
Dec 29 2012 6:25PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Jerk eachother off to stay warm.
Dec 29 2012 6:28PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Zone the fuck on your music, always works best when there are gaper asain skiers/boarders
Dec 29 2012 6:51PM
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Chubz.
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thissss
Dec 29 2012 6:56PM
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LemmiwinksVT
Posts: 156 - Karma: -17
So what you're saying is that you're an immature douche? But the shooting people before they fall and keeping score is fun.
Dec 29 2012 6:57PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
When you are in the lift line try your best to identify the hottest girl (this may be tough due to goggles and big jackets). Make sure they get on lift with you, and proceed to hit on her. If she is with another dude it may lead to complications, in which you sit silently until you exit the lift.
Dec 29 2012 7:13PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
me and my buddies we will tell "college stories"
heres a guide on how to do this
1. ask friend how last weekend was
2. friend talks about doing coke and fucking your sociology professor and heavily drinking
3. throw up question like "what do you call it when you cant remember the rest of the night"
4. ask other person on the chair to get them involved.
5. respond to person asking about there college expirience.
6. when they say something tell another story that is "similar" (by similar i mean not similar whats so ever)

at this point you can ask friends the same type of question from #1

go from there. have fun.

and if it gets too out of hand it gets dumb so stay realistic.



another a good idea is to just jerk off but i mean its your call
Dec 29 2012 7:22PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
That sounds like a lot of work bro.
Dec 29 2012 7:24PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Dropping snow on people is not cool, and you are clearly a ten year old punk for thinking it is.

I watched a kid bring a chunk of ice on the lift once and throw it at like a 8-10 year old kid and it hit him straight in the head, I could not believe what I saw. I told the dad to stay there with his kid and I will bring the guy who thew it down.

Turned out the kid who threw the ice was like 14 and incredibly immature. I grabbed him by his hood and dragged him down the mountain to the hurt kid and his dad, and his little friends just followed me screaming at me to let their friend go, but fuck that. The dad and I gave the kid a major tongue lashing and got ski patrol, had his pass pulled permanently and his friends all got their passes pulled for 2 weeks. I was stoked to see patrol doing the right thing but I bet that little kid never goes skiing again because of those little douches.
Dec 29 2012 7:25PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
really isn't. just gotta tell stories the entire ride. it isnt that bad... good laughs when you get off. and story telling skills increase ++++
Dec 29 2012 7:27PM
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MTPOW
Posts: 173 - Karma: 115
Its good to hear about stuff like this, so I gave you karma. But it was actually just because of your icon.
Dec 29 2012 7:33PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Your kind of a dick.
Dec 29 2012 7:35PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
Yeah cause dropping snow from your skis is the same as forcefully throwing a ice chunk at someones head...
Dec 29 2012 7:51PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Yes, he's the dick for doing the decent and humanly thing.
Dec 29 2012 7:53PM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
probably one of the ice throwers friends.
Dec 29 2012 7:54PM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
this
Dec 29 2012 7:56PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
You and your friend could always touch each others wieners together.
Dec 29 2012 8:05PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Already posted that bro -K for unoriginal idea.
Dec 29 2012 8:10PM
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Supergyro
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False. Bro. You posted that they could jerk each other off. I posted that the could touch each others wieners together. As in pressing their male genitalia against the other's. Reading is fundamental. Bro.
Dec 29 2012 8:19PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
every time we are with strangers I either aks my friend how is dad took the coming out
or if they ever found the rapist.

the looks we get are usually pretty funny
Dec 29 2012 8:24PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
well you are the one with boobs as youre icon...
Dec 29 2012 8:42PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
ooooooh
Dec 29 2012 8:46PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Click for larger image
Dec 29 2012 8:51PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Your right, I'm a dick for helping out a little child and his father.

And yeah snow off the skis isn't the same as ice but still, its not cool to drop anything off the chairlift at a person. Spit, snow, ice, whatever, it all sucks.
Dec 29 2012 9:04PM
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Cab3
Posts: 767 - Karma: 50
So many Asians out today jesus christ
Dec 29 2012 9:14PM
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bighomieflock
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Reading back through your post it sounds like you did the right thing. After first read I thought that getting the kid's pass clipped sounded severe but there's no excuse for what he did and it sounds like words alone wouldn't have changed the kid that much.
Dec 29 2012 9:15PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
i do this way too much
Dec 29 2012 9:17PM
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Ribss.
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It was the fact that he hit a child that really bothered me, but yeah. The consequences were up to ski patrol not me.
Dec 29 2012 9:27PM
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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
If you do a Marijuana or two it really lightens the mood.
Dec 29 2012 10:05PM
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coldcuts69
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Ask folks what their favorite color, food, and animal is. Proceed to tell them that you have to poop.
Dec 29 2012 10:09PM
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Peach.
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FYI this rule doesn't apply to meth.
I thought it did but it doesn't.
Dec 29 2012 10:13PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Dec 29 2012 10:17PM
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noreasterprod
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jump off
Dec 29 2012 10:25PM
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EvanMeyer
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only effective way to keep my hands warm on them chilly days
Dec 29 2012 10:46PM
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KoalaSwag
Posts: 23 - Karma: 17
Fuckin stoners dude haha
Dec 29 2012 10:48PM
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Cambrewski
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Fuckin stoners dude haha
Dec 29 2012 10:55PM
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NativeMedia
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BOSS
Dec 29 2012 11:33PM
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SamMcChesney
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lost.
Dec 30 2012 12:50AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
this. sometimes i give blowies to the dads i meet on the lift and they pay me in granola bars or cash
Dec 30 2012 1:32AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
I think by dropping snow he means clicking your skis together to get the excess powder off them on to people. I couldn't see him actually doing that... nor anyone.
Dec 30 2012 1:57AM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
There is a multi-page thread on this already. Just find that and you will find some hilarious shit to do on the chairlift. Great article: http://www.sbcskier.com/features_article?news_id=738
Dec 30 2012 2:00AM
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TheDetectives
Posts: 634 - Karma: 1,472
obviously another ice thrower
Dec 30 2012 2:15AM
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DaneKirk
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,056
See how many times you can tap your skis edges together in a row. Near the front of your skis.
Dec 30 2012 6:41AM
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alexg1687
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Bet on which punter is about to fall. As they approach terminal velocity and are inherently backseat start an inflecting cheer.
Dec 30 2012 7:29AM
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Afterbang.no
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Well, we where three guys in the lift, a friend of mine started to fool the other who had bended his pole, and tried to bend it back.
He said something like it's a carbon pole, isn't it?
And he went like sure..
Then he said it's easy to bend it back, it's made so you just use your other pole and tap the bended pole, and it will automatically get back in a straight position.
Then i got in on it, cause he doubted it, and said: What? didn't you know, it's easy!!
He started to tap he's poles together.. nothing happened, and he said we where joking, we just answered that he did to weak taps, and said we done it our self, and that it's a part of the carbon pole technology .
He started tapping harder.. it went on for the entire lifttour, and at the end we couldn't stand it and laughed to mush, so he finally figured!

Try and pull that one next time your friend has a bended pole!
Dec 30 2012 8:32AM
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Lenzo
Posts: 220 - Karma: 522
Play the "who can go the furthest out on the chair without falling off game". Without the safety bar.
Dec 30 2012 9:00AM
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Granby_killdozer
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This. I've played this to the point where friends have had to dangle themselves off the back of chairs.
Dec 30 2012 9:35AM
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