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MissChloe_Baby
Posts: 15 - Karma: 5
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Dec 28 2012 11:48PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
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Dec 28 2012 11:51PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
But have we really discovered what we came to know as not what we were not?
Dec 28 2012 11:54PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
fuck you dale
Dec 29 2012 12:01AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
go to sleep.
Dec 29 2012 12:02AM
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TooTanked
Posts: 171 - Karma: 9
This house is a prison
On planet bullshit
In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick
Dec 29 2012 1:16AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,248
boats n' hoes
Dec 29 2012 1:20AM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Give her a break... She's new here.
Dec 29 2012 1:20AM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
Welcome to the neighborhood fuckers!
Dec 29 2012 1:24AM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
"You know what's good for shoulder pain? Licking my butt hole!"
Dec 29 2012 1:35AM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55

"we have so much more room for activities now"

the classic

Dec 29 2012 2:19AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
I just happened to bump into him and all i had on my was this samurai sword. I totally would have done the same thing

Dec 29 2012 2:56AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Do you like guacamole ?
Dec 29 2012 10:24AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Something about Randy Jackson
Dec 29 2012 11:02AM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
"Everytime I cum I produce a quart"
Dec 29 2012 11:25AM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
Posts: 270 - Karma: 121
Your just a curly headed fuck

And

Just wait til you fall asleep, im going to punch you square in the face
Dec 29 2012 11:48AM
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thedawg
Posts: 730 - Karma: 452
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
Dec 29 2012 11:50AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
My dad and I decided Nancy's kinda hot, so maybe we should bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard (referring to Brennan)
Dec 29 2012 11:53AM
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thedawg
Posts: 730 - Karma: 452
im gonna shove one of those hearing hearing devices so far up your ass youll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces shit!
Dec 29 2012 12:03PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Shh-Shh-Shut you mouth
Dec 29 2012 5:07PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
Guilty as charged with the stories

one of my favorite of all time
Dec 29 2012 7:44PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
You're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
Dec 29 2012 8:16PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
"do you see that little black smudge on the end of the blade?....Pretty reconizable signature....No....Randy Jackson from american idol."
Dec 29 2012 8:31PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
MOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!
Dec 29 2012 8:32PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Fat guy in a little coat
Dec 29 2012 8:33PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
really?

oops.
Dec 29 2012 8:42PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
Tommy Boy.
Dec 29 2012 8:46PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
watching the thing, with the lady.
Dec 29 2012 8:50PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
I got a belly full of white dog shit... AND NOW YOU LAY THIS SHIT ON ME!
Dec 29 2012 8:51PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
Is it Pan or Pam? OHHHH withs two m's
Dec 29 2012 8:53PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3749 - Karma: 7,842
I'm cringing from all the misquotations...
Dec 29 2012 9:03PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
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Dec 29 2012 9:09PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
"Punch me in the face. Punch me in the FUCKING FACE!"
Dec 29 2012 9:11PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Omg good jerb bro
Dec 29 2012 9:14PM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
"im going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you."
Dec 29 2012 9:16PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
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Dec 29 2012 9:17PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream?"

-Ghandi
Dec 29 2012 9:17PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
you joined in 2012
Dec 29 2012 9:23PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
you joined in 2012
Dec 29 2012 9:23PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
"we're the ones asking the questions here" not a funny line really but a hilarious scene, that whole montage
Dec 29 2012 9:23PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day I lather these up with Kiehls in the shower
Dec 29 2012 10:09PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Fuck you
Dec 29 2012 10:19PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
And you double posted.
Dec 29 2012 10:52PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3749 - Karma: 7,842
But she has a fabulous body.
Dec 29 2012 10:56PM
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SNP_CREW
Posts: 249 - Karma: 495
"I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins."
"You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins."
"It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday."
Dec 29 2012 10:56PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3749 - Karma: 7,842
Everyone in thus thread should take a gander at your signature haha
Dec 29 2012 10:59PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
"No, I fuckin' love you"
Dec 29 2012 11:24PM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
the clown has no penis!
Dec 29 2012 11:50PM
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