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shorty_T
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What are some of the worst things your pets have chewed?
What did you so to solve the problem?

4 rolls of stamps, ipods(yes, 2), remotes, phone, cords and the wall are the worst my 3 dogs have done. I just keep everything put away to solve but that doesn't always work...

Stories please..
Dec 28 2012 2:53PM
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Dustin.
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A tampon. Not cool.
Dec 28 2012 10:24PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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My dog opened a new bottle of Advil then ate all of the pills along with entire pizzas, batches of brownies, a dead bird, a dead rabbit, how it has survived this long, I have no idea.
Dec 28 2012 10:29PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Also anentire bag of Halloween candy. My dog is so stupid.
Dec 28 2012 10:30PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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*an entire*
Dec 28 2012 10:31PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
i have 2 toy poodles. manly as fuuu

the boy, roscoe aka nig dog/butters, has eaten a hershey bar, a piece of pizza, a spider

the girl, lucy has eaten a tube of neosporin, poop, and some candy wrappers

keep in mind my buds are about the size of a BFC monster can at around 7 pounds
Dec 28 2012 10:38PM
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JzD.
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My homework, after I rub bacon grease on it
Dec 28 2012 10:39PM
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JWeinstock
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when i first got my dog she ate are neighbors chair. the legs literally fell off
Dec 28 2012 10:46PM
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manutdsaol
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A shit ton of socks, along with everything edible and most things that aren't.
Dec 28 2012 11:01PM
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MissChloe_Baby
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My dog ate a bag full of my weed cookies..I had to pay the vet $300 to make him not high anymore. Plus had to explain to my mom why the dog couldn't walk and was flinching at everything. Not to mention didn't get to eat the edibles..
Dec 28 2012 11:13PM
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Toasty.
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My dog will kill and eat half a bird then being the other half to our back porch in a "look what I did bitch" kind of way. Prett thug
Dec 28 2012 11:21PM
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the-honeypossum
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cat shit, horse shit, and he loves to chew on the horse hoove trimmings. he'll heat just about anything but he doesnt chew up my stuff. quite odd
Dec 29 2012 1:42AM
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HowardRoark
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I have nice underwear, like Calvin Klein.
Dec 29 2012 2:26AM
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Slowbro
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My dog ran down and ate a bunny once, and sometimes will eat something my cats bring home, nothing really out of the ordinary,.
Dec 29 2012 2:53AM
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MothaHucker
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A piece of bamboo that was scorched in lava i hawaii,
An entire box of seriously rich truffles (she was fine though)
And an entire box of hostess ho-ho's, dachsunds handle chocolate like champs
Dec 29 2012 11:09AM
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cydwhit
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My ski wax, my helmet, my brother's glove
Dec 29 2012 3:47PM
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MYANKLES
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this... She even ate the bones.. all in a matter of 5 minutes
Dec 29 2012 6:10PM
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trilliam
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Mostly just the lint from my butthole. nothing to important doe.
Dec 29 2012 8:09PM
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PhaedeD
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Just got home and my moms dog at like a pound of different kind of cheeses that were probably worth 75 dollars...with the plastic on them. He then ate a bunch of hersheys kisses with the foil on...TTHEENNN the fucker tried to eat 15 things of different joint papers that I had just bought, he bit into 2 or 3 but must have realized it wasnt food and moved on.


This is a lab, they are known as vacuum cleaners. I guess this is why.
Dec 29 2012 8:13PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
intermedesting?

my dog eats my cheese and crackers all the time
Dec 29 2012 8:40PM
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cbj
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Loled
Dec 29 2012 9:14PM
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MothaHucker
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my aunts dog ate a tampon one time.

that shit sucks

Dec 30 2012 12:06AM
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