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Worst pun you have ever heard?

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gatley-o9mil.
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my friend despises puns and i'm running out of ones to annoy him with got any ideas
Dec 23 2012 11:55PM
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KillaSteeze
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its on? Because it was 2 tired
Dec 24 2012 12:22AM
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CheddarJack
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Hang around my dad for 10 minutes and you'll hear some of the worst puns you'll ever hear
Dec 24 2012 12:23AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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math teacher made that joke.... i almost killed myself

Dec 24 2012 12:23AM
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ihitchadsgap
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this times like 50
Dec 24 2012 12:38AM
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Heart
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I dont know what it is with dads and bad puns. they go together like peanut butter and jelly
Dec 24 2012 12:39AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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my friend came over on Halloween and he was a Jewish guy for halloween and he wore a yamachka and my dad said "do you jewshually wear that?"
Dec 24 2012 12:43AM
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ihitchadsgap
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the worst part is your laughing at him cause hes fucking retarded and makes no sense but then he thinks your laughing at the joke so it just feeds the fire
Dec 24 2012 12:44AM
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rockersteez
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Seriously laughed out loud. More of an evil chuckle. Your dad kinda seems like the man
Dec 24 2012 12:44AM
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_Garagely_
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camping is intense
Dec 24 2012 12:46AM
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Olimar
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im in the same boat as this guy. minus the evil part.
Dec 24 2012 12:49AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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hes cool, also "In Time" is the easiest movie to make puns at like you seriously dont need to even try
Dec 24 2012 12:49AM
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Toaster-Tony
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am i the only one here that actually think puns are funny?
Dec 24 2012 1:08AM
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_Garagely_
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nope
Dec 24 2012 1:09AM
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Vitiligo
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no
Dec 24 2012 1:09AM
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Toaster-Tony
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thank god. its hard to find people that appreciate a good 'ol pun these days
Dec 24 2012 1:15AM
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El_Barto.
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your dad is a badass
Dec 24 2012 1:18AM
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broto
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2 fish were in a tank. one said, "i'll man the guns, you drive!"











threeeeeeeds
Dec 24 2012 1:20AM
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ejm
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if there not super obvious or over used they can be pretty punny
Dec 24 2012 1:21AM
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Puns
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that's punny
Dec 24 2012 1:22AM
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pussy_puncher
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My friend got blue braces and when his mom saw them she came up with "bluetooth, get it?" very clever but unfunny
Dec 24 2012 1:23AM
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Toaster-Tony
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this one makes me want to hit people
Dec 24 2012 1:24AM
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Stickity
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you should be punished
Dec 24 2012 1:27AM
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Peter.
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what is a dentist's favorite time?


tooth hurty


Dec 24 2012 1:34AM
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K-Dot.
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Ha! This guy...
Dec 24 2012 1:40AM
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ChungBol
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word you think i can chill wit your dad soon?
Dec 24 2012 1:49AM
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Darth.Maul
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My dad consistently sets himself up for the best thats what she said jokes.

One from tonight, "Well why don't we just wrap it and stuff it in this pouch?"
Dec 24 2012 2:10AM
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Heart
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so true. i make terrible puns all the time and my roommate just gives me the stinkeye
Dec 24 2012 2:11AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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u sir have an amazing picture as you icon
Dec 24 2012 2:17AM
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WI_Personallty
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2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
Dec 24 2012 7:23AM
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JzD.
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That's punny
Dec 24 2012 7:35AM
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shr@gler
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dec 24 2012 7:46AM
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percs
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lost
Dec 24 2012 11:11AM
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JaphyRyder
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*Chinese dentist.

"Toof Hurty"
Dec 24 2012 11:19AM
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DrZoidberg
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My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one. It's like, a pun, or something.
Dec 24 2012 11:22AM
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yuck
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im gonna be that guy and point out the fact that half of these aren't puns, just a play on words.
Dec 24 2012 12:12PM
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iSmokeweed
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i used to addicted to the hokey pokey, but i turned my self around
Dec 24 2012 12:49PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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what kind of shielding gas does a pirate use to weld?






















ARRRRRRRRRRRRgon

lol welding jokes
Dec 24 2012 1:06PM
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CheddarJack
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now that is a quality pun
Dec 24 2012 1:28PM
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TOAST.
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I FUCKING LOVE PUNS. THE WORSE THEY ARE THE FUNNIER THEY ARE.
Dec 24 2012 1:43PM
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Dirty_Bit
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woah hey now clearly you love puns, your enthusiasm is showing
Dec 24 2012 1:49PM
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Bread_Fish
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This thread is punderful
Dec 24 2012 2:22PM
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Stickity
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he's toasted leave him alone
Dec 24 2012 2:34PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I don't think he's buttered by it..
Dec 24 2012 2:48PM
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nacho.steez
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Tennis players never marry because love means nothing to them.
Dec 24 2012 4:41PM
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HowardRoark
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So I'm dating this anorexic girl, but I'm seeing less and less of her everyday.

It's not even a bad pun though.
Dec 24 2012 5:24PM
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James.May
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boy goes to bed with itchy bum , wakes up with stinky finger
my own:
boy goes to bed with itchy willy, wakes up with sticky fingers
Dec 24 2012 5:28PM
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snowmosexual
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I'm really Irish so a kid comes up to me and goes hey when do you eat beans? I go i dont eat beans. He goes nope you eat them at two farty
Dec 24 2012 5:32PM
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Oven450
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How do you organize a space party???????????






























YOU PLANET!!!!!!
Dec 24 2012 5:34PM
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Caspaaa
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i forget what these are called but they're fucking hilarious if you pull them off right


"What do an eagle and a groundhog have in common?"
-they both live underground, besides the eagle

"Whats green and has wheels?"
-grass, i lied about the wheels

"What do trees have in common with people?"
-they both fall with a few chops from an axe

"A black man is flying an airplane, what do you call him?"
-a pilot

"Whats red and smells like blue paint?"
-red paint

"Whats sad about four black people going off a cliff in a red cadillac?"
-they were my friends

"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
-were both lawyers

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?"
-get in the car
Dec 24 2012 5:42PM
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