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Is Santa real or not?

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NewEscuelers
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Like what the actual fuck.
Dec 23 2012 8:38PM
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CheddarJack
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wait really?












of course he's real.....
Dec 23 2012 8:42PM
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KillaSteeze
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OP is 5
Dec 23 2012 8:43PM
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Dr.Dickless
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hes gonna bring you coal now
Dec 23 2012 8:45PM
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mode2n
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Actually your 5, Santa is a real being
Dec 23 2012 8:45PM
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rockersteez
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Santa gonna kill yo family
Dec 23 2012 8:45PM
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Sophistication.
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Dec 23 2012 8:45PM
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Anathema
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the spirit of santa exists, of course.

ask anyone on the planet to draw a picture of santa and everyone comes up with the same picture of a jolly old fat guy in a red suit.

santa is like the children's version of god. not physically real, but still inspires hope and gives you a reason to lead a productive, positive lifestyle.
Dec 23 2012 8:45PM
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Spinoza
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Dec 23 2012 8:46PM
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Ric.
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Of course, everyone else is just trolling
Dec 23 2012 8:47PM
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Sophistication.
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Ah, now i get it.
Dec 23 2012 8:47PM
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Chinchi
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Is this the real life?
Dec 23 2012 8:52PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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came here to post that
Dec 23 2012 9:16PM
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BChaps1209
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except kids don't fight wars over different opinions of what santa looks like.

















inb4 shitstorm
Dec 23 2012 9:23PM
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Matt_Rossi
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Alright Captain Hannukah, how'd that overnight in Charlotte go?
Dec 23 2012 9:28PM
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NotGhood
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Plot twist: Santa is T-Hall
Dec 23 2012 9:30PM
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NewEscuelers
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*Menorah The Explorer
Dec 23 2012 10:00PM
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cbj
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.. some would argue otherwise
Dec 23 2012 10:05PM
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kebbek
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What if the famous Santa Clause was an inuit?
Dec 23 2012 10:06PM
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PJS.
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Dec 23 2012 10:08PM
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Chinchi
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Made it to Costa Rica, didn't get ided at a bar, 'twas a good day
Dec 23 2012 10:12PM
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Bonzalo
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go back to reddit, also aware me on the bell joke
Dec 23 2012 10:12PM
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Matt_Rossi
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Thats my boy
Dec 23 2012 10:19PM
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_Garagely_
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Click for larger imageSanta died a while ago, this guy took his place.
Dec 23 2012 11:11PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Your dad is santa?!
Dec 23 2012 11:16PM
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_Garagely_
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No, he's my third uncle Bill.
Dec 23 2012 11:21PM
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trilliam
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Vunter Slaush>Santa Clause
Dec 24 2012 8:56AM
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maximiliaan
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fuck off! its SINTERKLAAS
Dec 24 2012 9:03AM
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B.Aussie
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Of course santa is real. If you don't believe you don't get presents.
Dec 24 2012 9:06AM
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DANETRON
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Wait a min...santa breaks into millions of people houses on a yearly basis but they want
Dec 24 2012 9:06AM
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DANETRON
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To take my assult guns away from me? Clearly these two things are related and im sober
Dec 24 2012 9:07AM
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cuntdestroyur
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dec 24 2012 9:08AM
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whoa-dere
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i can still hear the bell
Dec 24 2012 9:09AM
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CheddarJack
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Fuck you I had I dream last night and this guy was in it and he scared the shit out of me
Dec 24 2012 9:28AM
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shr@gler
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scared or fucked?
Dec 24 2012 9:35AM
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CheddarJack
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Well I can't remember the dream very well, but I would have to say just scared. I could be wrong though.
Dec 24 2012 9:38AM
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Deluge
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as can i.
Dec 24 2012 9:55AM
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