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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
1. counting your hair
2. washing tour eyes with soap
3. cant say the letter "p" without seperating your lips
5. chads gap
6. you decide
Dec 19 2012 7:35PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
thats called butt sex
Dec 20 2012 12:37AM
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babumba
Posts: 28 - Karma: 11
Getting your pet fish to sit
Dec 22 2012 10:56PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
lmao fucking awesome post, sir
Dec 23 2012 1:34AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Indeed it is. It also made me super hungry for pasta.
Dec 23 2012 1:47AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
eating just one Lays brand potato chip
Dec 23 2012 3:15AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
try to cum and piss at the same time.

i swear it can't be done.
Dec 23 2012 3:18AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Im assuming the pee mechanism is turned off when you ejaculate. this is familiar thought for some reason, i think i learned about it in high school
Dec 23 2012 11:30AM
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trilliam
Posts: 157 - Karma: 46
Hating double stuffed oreo cakesters.
Dec 23 2012 1:49PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
those are fucking nasty.. well atleast i think so
Dec 23 2012 4:37PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Those are gross. I think you meant hating birthday cake oreos. Those were amazing for the few weeks they were available
Dec 23 2012 5:23PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
cause i mean no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of raviolli
Jan 7 2013 9:42PM
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Bertrand
Posts: 423 - Karma: 457
For some reason, your icon plus your reply just made me laugh pretty hard.

Getting a Saga die cut on your helmet without fucking it up a million times. ON3P and Trew die cuts went on just fine. Saga one took a good 10 minutes.
Jan 7 2013 11:45PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
Haha good and try putting a saga sticker using one hand.............impossibruh
Jan 7 2013 11:52PM
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babumba
Posts: 28 - Karma: 11
Getting that one friend to admit he's wrong...
Jan 8 2013 12:51AM
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notfunny
Posts: 97 - Karma: 15
Winning the game
Jan 8 2013 5:56AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Nothing is impossible.
Jan 8 2013 6:32AM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
#max
Jan 8 2013 9:27PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
god damn it.
Feb 6 2013 10:16PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
it is so easy, when you yawn just breath in through ur nose and hold ur mouth shut tight
Feb 6 2013 10:45PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
1.03


Feb 6 2013 10:51PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
no fap febuary
Feb 6 2013 10:53PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Haha. You must've taken alot of marawanas
Feb 6 2013 11:03PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
what the fuck.
Feb 6 2013 11:34PM
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t*money
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
6. no-fap febuary
Feb 6 2013 11:36PM
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t*money
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
Shit Nacho_Macho_man allready got this one
Feb 6 2013 11:42PM
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KBake
Posts: 399 - Karma: 1,144
hahahahahahaha
Feb 7 2013 12:25AM
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Yackisback
Posts: 61 - Karma: 65
Giving yourself a blowjob
Feb 7 2013 12:28PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
it can't. your prostate closes off your urethra
Feb 7 2013 12:39PM
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Cataplonic
Posts: 166 - Karma: 47
haha chads gap
Feb 7 2013 12:41PM
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