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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
1. counting your hair
2. washing tour eyes with soap
3. cant say the letter "p" without seperating your lips
5. chads gap
6. you decide
Dec 19 2012 7:35PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
holding in your cum?
Dec 19 2012 7:37PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Just have to do kegal exercises.
Dec 19 2012 7:38PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
admitting you ate 9 cans of ravioli
Dec 19 2012 7:38PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
1. bald men can do that
2. I've done that
3. fuck you
4. you skipped this number because you prefer men
5. just no
6. I've decided that you just lost your posting privileges
Dec 19 2012 7:38PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
T hall has chads gap in his teeth
Dec 19 2012 7:39PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
Posts: 129 - Karma: 7
Understanding the female psyche.
Dec 19 2012 7:49PM
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dadunda
Posts: 447 - Karma: 219
Stapling water to a tree.
Slamming a revolving door.

Dec 19 2012 7:56PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
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Dec 19 2012 8:06PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
the US being debt free
Dec 19 2012 8:41PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
God lying
Dec 19 2012 9:47PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Time travel.
Dec 19 2012 9:49PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
Oh shut the fuck up.
Dec 19 2012 9:50PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Why it's true
Dec 19 2012 9:56PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Titty fucking a woman with small boobs
Dec 19 2012 9:57PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8886 - Karma: 35,768
Not if you have a little willy.
Dec 19 2012 10:05PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Fucking magnets man.
Dec 19 2012 10:05PM
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Steeze_Irwin
Posts: 161 - Karma: 218
how the fuck do they work?
Dec 19 2012 10:08PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
sneezing with your eyes open


Dec 19 2012 10:44PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
done it /claim
Dec 19 2012 10:49PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
impossibruhhh
Dec 19 2012 10:52PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51616 - Karma: 162,026
Not listening to your ski instructor and having a good time.

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Dec 19 2012 10:56PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
liez
Dec 19 2012 10:56PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I've done it too. I can also yawn with my mouth closed. /claim?
Dec 19 2012 11:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
controlling your farts after very rough anal sex.
Dec 19 2012 11:03PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
this is also liez. no way. nuh uh. do not believe.

you have to take in air to yawn.


filthy liars.
Dec 19 2012 11:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51616 - Karma: 162,026
Drinking a gallon of bleach without getting the hiccups.
Dec 19 2012 11:11PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you can take in air through your nose
Dec 19 2012 11:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
then it isn't yawning, its taking in a deep breath of air through your nose
Dec 19 2012 11:20PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
after drinking a gallon of bleach i dont think i would care if i got the hiccups.....

Dec 19 2012 11:21PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
"A yawn is a reflex of simultaneous inhalation of air and stretching of the eardrums, followed by exhalation of breath."
you don't have to open your mouth to yawn
Dec 19 2012 11:23PM
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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
Masterbating to jews
fucking black chicks
chads gap
smoking a whole swisher in a minute
clearing a 2 gram bong hit
Dec 19 2012 11:25PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
well i cant stretch my eardrums without opening my mouth
Dec 19 2012 11:27PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
challenge accepted
Dec 19 2012 11:28PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
that's unfortunate, sounds like you need to practice stretching those drums
Dec 19 2012 11:28PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i still cannot believe that someone has the ability to do that with there mouth closed. whatever tho
Dec 19 2012 11:30PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Cork 180's.


I'm actually hoping someone posts that video of the skier (maybe Kenworthy?) landing corked out 180. I haven't seen it in a while and am too lazy to go look.
Dec 19 2012 11:32PM
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MathClassStiffy
Posts: 133 - Karma: 196
i coughed my lungs out today trying to smoke one as fast as possible
Dec 19 2012 11:36PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i've also farted without opening by butthole
Dec 19 2012 11:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51616 - Karma: 162,026
http://www.skipass.com/videos/phil-casabon-2010-eye-trip-s.html

That one?
Dec 19 2012 11:40PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
so you like dick in your mouth
Dec 19 2012 11:41PM
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Fonzy.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 30
imagine a new color
Dec 19 2012 11:41PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
Read that, tried it, worked fine.

Myth: Busted.
Dec 19 2012 11:42PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!!!
Dec 19 2012 11:42PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I owe you one.
Dec 19 2012 11:43PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I'm going to test out my time machine now guys. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dec 19 2012 11:45PM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
spin into the future man
Dec 19 2012 11:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51616 - Karma: 162,026
OR maybe this one



1:05
Dec 19 2012 11:49PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oh god ew why?
Dec 19 2012 11:50PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I was not aware that one could say any letter without opening ones mouth.
Dec 20 2012 12:04AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i was jking, i wouldnt be able to do that. nor would i want to try
Dec 20 2012 12:36AM
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