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Fancy talking thread

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gatley-o9mil.
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hello there gentle men and ladies this thread is only for the reason to talk like a sir or a madame
Dec 19 2012 1:04PM
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CartelCrew
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By the by, after drinking several pipes of wine last night, a dignified Mr. Peanut came ambling into my veranda. He is surely a cordial chap and his tights are mighty fine as well.
Dec 19 2012 4:39PM
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rudedog41
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One cannot help but to read this thread in his upmost fancy talk voice within his dome. Riveting thread my good sir.
Dec 19 2012 4:48PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I must admit, I enjoyed perusing this medium of discussion greatly.
Dec 19 2012 4:49PM
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Spinoza
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Quite
Dec 19 2012 4:57PM
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Forcillo
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Quite exquisite, this discussion topic is, this jolly band of merry men does indeed excel in the fancy-talking area. This may be perhaps my favorite page of the world wide web. Yes, indeed.
Dec 19 2012 4:58PM
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CliffyByro
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I beg to differ my dear, for the term "bullocks" refers to multiple male bovine creatures, whereas "bollocks" are of course testicles! If you have proof of my mistake then please do enlighten me, for I jump at any chance to heighten one's vocabulary and syntax! what-ho pip pip!
Dec 19 2012 5:09PM
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act.resist
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That is besides the point my friend. They each are similar in that they bring across the same reaction.
Dec 19 2012 5:19PM
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DILLINGER
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Thou art now fully pardoned, dearest Clyde.

I hope that this atrocity bestows wisdom upon thou; one must educate oneself, before casting harsh judgements upon others.

May the burden of this mistake be the avoidance of future ones.
Dec 19 2012 5:52PM
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DILLINGER
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What a bittersweet juxtaposition indeed..
Dec 19 2012 5:54PM
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ween
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Champagne and wooden teeth
Cashmere sweaters
White wigs
Monocles
Horse carriages

I've bean having rather dreary cogitations regarding this materialistic fiddle-faddle listed above, although it is discommoding that I must posses these items by-the-by in order to arouse thy wenches.
Dec 19 2012 6:05PM
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HWW
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Good afternoon my companions. I found it very pleasurable reading this fine thread.
Dec 19 2012 6:08PM
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Huck_Norris
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Tis a glorious morrow on which we rest our laurels in the satisfaction of a conversation well executed my good sir. Cheers to the multitude of splendid endeavors in articulation that we shall embark upon with this glorious morrow indeed!
Dec 19 2012 6:19PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Ah on my return from my ventures i found myself checking my threads and came upon this. What a magnificent success this thread was, i had never imagined that this mere trifle would spring forth and become such an amazing invention. Thank you all for engaging in this vernacular journey with me.
Dec 19 2012 6:44PM
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ryano
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Whoa there good fellow, i myself lost very badly when you decided to post this riveting image.

Good show ole chap.
Dec 19 2012 6:49PM
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Spinoza
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That's a ripping good yarn my friend, ripping good yarn
Dec 20 2012 11:08AM
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Laurent.
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This needs to be here:




Dec 20 2012 11:16AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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I concur with your prior accusations pertaining to the quality of the .gif formatted post. I expelled the most copious of chortles following my exposure to this exceptionally appropriate post.

Might I inquire if i may use said post in future prospective posts of my own?
Dec 20 2012 11:20AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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I too much exclaim my approval to the quality of this thread. Prior experiences may have adumbrated my premonition to envisage much less success from the Non-Ski Gabber subcatagory of the Newschoolers forums. I come to have been proven wrong with my misinterpretation that all participants of Newschoolers are of an age less than or equal to twelve.
Dec 20 2012 11:24AM
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Shireshredder
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I do say, after watching these videos I will never look the same way at the builders of this fine country, their intellectual ability seems to be stunning.

On a similar note, this beautiful concoction of modern day chap hoppery needs to be heard by any fellow striving to make it in this modern day musical industry. It is simply delightful, a 10/10 from me I dare say.


Dec 20 2012 12:13PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Nay good sir we the members of NS are a very sophisticated and intellectual bunch I created this thread merely to weed out the young and uneducated ruffians of this site so that we the upper crust could converse in a way oh so very sophisticated
Dec 20 2012 12:24PM
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sNaubi
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Disregard females, aquire currency.
Dec 20 2012 12:27PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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that particular posterior
Dec 20 2012 12:34PM
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extravert
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forgive my reservation, but your byname is reminiscent of a most heinous armament. I enjoin you to acquiesce my request to amend it to a more suitable matter for the present company.
Dec 20 2012 12:49PM
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seward
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i do say, i do fancy meself a fine pun chaps!
Dec 20 2012 12:50PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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The stately man who took the initiative to devise such a prosaic thread does prefer a man's genitalia over that of a female's. Good day.
Dec 20 2012 1:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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you sir are incorrect in your inquiry about my preferences regarding genitalia in fact i enjoy the female genitalia and the only male one i ever plan to have contact with is my own now thank very much and good day!
Dec 20 2012 1:08PM
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CliffyByro
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jolly good show, old bean! i must say i'd quite forgotten how marvellously comical these scenes were!
Dec 20 2012 2:16PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Why it is my humble belief that this topic of conversation deserves a "bump"
Jan 7 2013 9:00AM
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ColinB
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I am greatly disappointed with the level of literacy in this thread. The quantity of grammatical mistakes number far more than they would in a typical thread of nonsense. To speak in a "fancy" manner is not simply to use big words, it is to use whichever words one chooses in a manner that demonstrates one's full understanding of the words.

To truly be a fancy speaker one must refine their grammar, vocabulary, and punctuation. I challenge all of you to learn yourselves in the art of literature, such that one like myself might not develop such a headache.

Regardless of its imperfections; this is a thread of great qualities.

Continue.
Jan 7 2013 11:52AM
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Mr.Sloth
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You, sir, are obviously a man of culture.
Jan 7 2013 12:26PM
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dolan.duk
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di sumon kal mi
Jan 7 2013 6:05PM
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most_mint
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I would most thoroughly enjoy to take part in this most excellent flavour of discussion! Imagine, dear friends, if all of newschoolers, hark! all of the world wide web, conversed with such elegance. Riddle me this.
Jan 7 2013 6:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Gentlemen, you had my curiosity but you now have my attention.

I do declare Mr. Beauregard...
Jan 7 2013 6:44PM
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cbj
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FOOLS
Jan 7 2013 6:52PM
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SupaHotFire
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Doth thou even double?
Jan 7 2013 6:58PM
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cbj
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FOOLS. I'll tell you the story of the time I first landed what you may call a "double". It was a Monday... or maybe it was a Tuesday. Or maybe even a Wednesday. There is a large possibility it was a Thursday or Friday. I do believe it was a Monday. I had just awoke from a peaceful slumber to have my morning cup of Earl Grey tea, 1 cream 2 sugar. But, alas, I realized I had no sugar. So, encumbered without my morning cup I walked to the market and bought some. Not a short time after, whilst I was walking home, I was attacked and mugged by a murderous thief. I took off my hat, said good day and gave him the cream. Then I went home, and had a nap. The end.




FOOLS.
Jan 7 2013 8:42PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I shall shamelessly promote this thread until it is firmly entrenched in the annals of newschoolers history.
Jan 9 2013 2:28PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Translation: I'm gonna sex her up better than she's ever been sexed up.
Jan 9 2013 2:32PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Thank you my good man I deeply appreciate your shamelessness
Jan 9 2013 4:07PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Translation for these vagrants is unnecessary my dear friend. I grow weary of expounding my thoughts for those who are uncultured. Gooday.
Jan 9 2013 4:16PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Sir there is no need to leave we of the fancy talking thread are very adept in the academics. There are of course once and a while a few ruffians that arrive and attempt to cause an uproar but they leave eventually after realizing that we gents are not bothered by there attempts at tomfoolery.
Jan 9 2013 4:22PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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My good man thou's impression of the every so regal man Excalibur from the childish show that is soul eater is quite impeccable if i do say so my self.
Jan 9 2013 4:24PM
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midwestpowhunter
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I bask in the splendor of your infinite wisdom my dearest consort. Those who attempt to bamboozle my whits with such mischief shall inevitably fail in their pursuits.
Jan 9 2013 4:42PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Jan 9 2013 4:46PM
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midwestpowhunter
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My elation for your sustentation is indubitable
Jan 9 2013 5:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Thank you my good man I appreciate you admiration of my vernacular elevation.
Jan 9 2013 5:12PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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There is a certain Irony pertaining to thou's "icon" and "user name". Thou claims to talk like that of a gentleman; (save his "user name") I find this degree of buffoonery to be... inappropriate for such a "thread" as this.

Carry on.
Jan 9 2013 5:17PM
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theschneidler
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Do any of my fellow gentlemen enjoy a treat of cold on the cob on a steaming day before tea time?
Jan 9 2013 5:18PM
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midwestpowhunter
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I do say, this thread is anomolous specimen of the sheer aptitude of the refined pallet which is the au courant academy of apline enthusiasts!
Jan 10 2013 10:12AM
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lotsofsnow
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The trepidation of my heart upon discovering this fine thread was quickly soothed by the fine elegance of a language so long forgotten, put to flawless use by the most cerebral of folk. Gramercy to you all.
Jan 10 2013 12:35PM
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