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What would your 3 wishes be?

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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
if a genie popped out and gave you 3 wishes what would your 3 wishes be (cant wish for more wishes)
Dec 18 2012 2:32PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
1. be magic
2. be magic
3. be magic

that way i can do make whatever i want happen
Dec 18 2012 2:34PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
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Dec 18 2012 2:36PM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50

1. 97 Trillion Dollars

2. Infinite Wisdom

3. Healing powers (to keep you and the ones you love alive forever)

Dec 18 2012 2:38PM
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RIPar69rider
Posts: 11 - Karma: 12

1. To be a mod

2. To be a mod

3. To be a mod

Thats all I want

JOKINGLY!!!!!

Dec 18 2012 2:40PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
I want a private island with a field full of weed and opium like in the movie the beach
Dec 18 2012 2:41PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
heaven
Dec 18 2012 2:43PM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
only if licking the grass gave the same effects of LSD... then it would be heaven
Dec 18 2012 2:44PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
agreed
Dec 18 2012 2:46PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
infinite money
be magic
more wishes
Dec 18 2012 2:48PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
To transcend time and thus control it.

billion pounds of gold

the most absolutely perfect cup o' hot chocolate imaginable, to celebrate.
Dec 18 2012 2:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Can't wish for more wishes? Fine...I wish for more genies!
Dec 18 2012 2:58PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Fucking beat me to it.
Dec 18 2012 3:00PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
1) To be a really good skier
2) For the no wishing for more wishes rule to not apply to me
3) For more wishes
Dec 18 2012 3:05PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
1. Miranda Kerr

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2. Alessandra Ambrosio

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3. Eternal never ageing life for us all three.
Dec 18 2012 3:17PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
1. To be a pro skier who lives in Breck or Aspen
2. To have a super hot gf who isn't a bitch
3. For climate change and population growth to stop.
Dec 18 2012 4:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
1. unlimited wishes
2. eternal life(With the ability to off myself if wanted)
3. no whammies



Those would be the first 3. Then about a billion more after
Dec 18 2012 5:26PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
You can't tell me what to wish for. Use your own damn wishes.
Dec 18 2012 5:27PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
1. wish for the ability to wish for more wishes
2. wish for 1000 more wishes
3. I dunno I have 1000 wishes

or

1. 10 billion dollars
2. Super human strength
3. Ability to teleport
Dec 18 2012 5:39PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
1. just to be happy for the rest of my life, ie. no tragedies
2. a shitload of money
3. magical powers
Dec 18 2012 5:39PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
perma good karma
Dec 18 2012 5:41PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,099
1-3 I'll have a coke
Dec 18 2012 5:41PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
to have unlimited wishes, to have 100 billion dollars, and to get dome from kate upton
Dec 18 2012 5:43PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
1) I wish I could wish for more wishes
2) Wish for more wishes
3) ?????
4) Profit
Dec 18 2012 5:45PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
i'd wish for the rest of my life anything i want to happen will happen unless there are some inadvertent unfortunate consequences at which point the genie would have to appear and explain them to me and i would decide weather or not i really want to go through with it.
Dec 18 2012 5:48PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
$1,000,000,000
I could stomp any trick i wanted to
and last but not least Kate Upton
Dec 18 2012 5:56PM
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Fonzy.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 30
I'd wish for teleportation, be magic and more wishes
Dec 18 2012 5:57PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
1. 750 Billion Dollars
2. Ability to control all weather.
3. Teleport
Dec 18 2012 6:24PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
1. unlimited amount of the best weed for the rest of my life.
2. A smoking hot pot head wife that is chill as fuck.
3. Enough loot to be happy forever cause fuck these fools that say money cant buy happiness, thats a fuckin lie.
Dec 18 2012 6:28PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Hahahahaha well played.

I don't want to live forever. I'd probably choose the following:

1) A net positive of lifelong happiness (can't have your happies with out some sads)
2) To understand how the universe began (reading Hawking's "A Brief History of Time" and that shit's crazy).
3) To lose the love doughnut that hangs out around/above my hips.
Dec 18 2012 6:30PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
to be happy for the rest of my life
to meet god if there is one
and then probably world peace or the end of world hunger... idk somthing along those lines
Dec 18 2012 6:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
grant me the gift of luck.


think about it.


you couldn't die. you'd miraculously survive everything. if you guessed shit on tests, you'd always be right. so many girls would want you, you'd always in the right place and the right time, and you dont have to control it. it just happens around you. and it can extend beyond just you. you'd live in a great neighborhood with a healthy family and nothing would ever "just go wrong".


that's it. a passive ability that always leads to the best of any situation.
Dec 18 2012 6:36PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Ability to fly
Invisibility
To marry a certain cute girl who goes to my school

With flight and invisibility i could steal money if i needed and fly around unnoticed everywhere to avoid unwanted attention.
Dec 18 2012 6:39PM
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Domtar
Posts: 54 - Karma: 3
1. I always had the exact amount of change for whatever the bill was (think about it)
2. I was famous for something
3. Clearly more wishes
Dec 18 2012 6:42PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
touche good sir
Dec 18 2012 7:21PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Yeah nine of these replies comes close to an island with a weed plantation
Dec 18 2012 7:53PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
1. A replica copy of Sarah Burke
2. Enough money to never have to work ever
3. A pot friendly world
Dec 18 2012 7:56PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I would wish for 50 billion dollars, invincibility until I feel the need to die, and a never ending bag of weed.
Dec 18 2012 7:59PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
when would you ever feel the need to die?

Dec 18 2012 8:01PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
Three cookies. One for each wish. I would confuse the shit out of the genie
Dec 18 2012 8:02PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
1. piece
2. of
3. mind
Dec 18 2012 8:02PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
if something devastating happened, or if the world ended I wouldn't want to float around in space forever.
Dec 18 2012 8:02PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
haha just smoked some resin, spelling aint a priority
Dec 18 2012 8:03PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
1. i want all the Tony Hawk cheat codes to apply to myself
2. the ability to spray unlimited water from my finger, fuck cups
3. the ability to make myself sober on command
Dec 18 2012 8:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
why water?

Dec 18 2012 8:06PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
and any number you prank called would be hilarious
Dec 18 2012 8:09PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
1. More wishes

2.To be a pro skier who lives in a house on mammoth mountain


and...........



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Dec 18 2012 8:10PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
because i drink a lot of water, and i always end up getting a new cup every time i go downstairs and forgetting the one i was using. or leaving it on my desk why i go sit on my bad. its annoying
Dec 18 2012 8:11PM
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jimmydar
Posts: 852 - Karma: 1,628
1. sponsors

2. new car

3.MONEY!!!
Dec 18 2012 8:13PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
what the hell does "fuck cops" have anything to do with that
Dec 18 2012 8:15PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
You confused the shit out of me.
Dec 18 2012 8:30PM
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