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Karma Is A Bitch

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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50

Who needs better Karma Points?

Post a joke in this thread and I will add to your karma rating.

Dec 18 2012 8:50AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50

+karma for you

that was easy!

Dec 18 2012 9:12AM
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profa_212
Posts: 8898 - Karma: 35,874
Do you know what's worse than aa baby dyeing?.......2 babies dyeing.
Dec 18 2012 9:46AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
Ill give you +k for trying. but 2 dead babies are better than one. everyone knows that
Dec 18 2012 9:51AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50

love it

Dec 18 2012 9:55AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
What do you call a kid with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names
Dec 18 2012 9:55AM
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128368798788
Posts: 0 - Karma: 1,167

What does your father do for a living?
He is a magician. He cuts people in two.
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes, one half-brother and one half-sister....

Dec 18 2012 9:56AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
What do you call a gay dinosaur?  Mega-Sore-Ass
Dec 18 2012 9:57AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Airplane food, am I right, or am I right??
Dec 18 2012 10:00AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
..... what airplane food? they are to cheap to even offer that anymore these days!
Dec 18 2012 10:02AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
Dec 18 2012 10:03AM
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slenderman
Posts: 35 - Karma: 2
I'm gay
Jokingly
Dec 18 2012 10:07AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
"Damn"
Dec 18 2012 10:33AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
what?
Dec 18 2012 10:47AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I suffered from some bad karma the other day: I used the last of the toilet paper but didn't replace it, then I was the next person to need it but didn't realize until it was too late.
Dec 18 2012 10:51AM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
what do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat..... banned from the petting zoo
Dec 18 2012 10:53AM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
HA!
Dec 18 2012 10:54AM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one. El oh el
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Dec 18 2012 11:56AM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
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Thats some humor right there
Dec 18 2012 12:04PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.
Dec 18 2012 12:07PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Knock knok who's there the police your family has just been killed in a car crash.
Dec 18 2012 12:08PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss.
Dec 18 2012 12:14PM
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AntEater
Posts: 207 - Karma: 45
What is 6.9?


A really great thing ruined by a period.
Dec 18 2012 12:35PM
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The_Sick_Nasty
Posts: 129 - Karma: 50
LMAO, so glad I created this thread!
Dec 18 2012 1:10PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Wanna hear a Joke about sara?
Here arms fell off so she couldnt go on the swing.






Knock Knock
Whose There?















Not Sara!
Dec 18 2012 1:39PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
They are spoiling good food!
Dec 18 2012 2:09PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
What do you call someone with no arms no legs going waterskiing. Skippy
Dec 18 2012 2:29PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer
Dec 18 2012 2:44PM
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